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AncientMinerMinecraft SMP

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	8895
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3

Lol, like duh, being a Minecraft player on this epic SMP server, obvi! Like, imagine living in a world where you can build whatever you want and hang out with other cool peeps who love to mine and craft just like you. It’s like a never-ending party where you can show off your sick building skills and flex on everyone with your diamond armor.

But wait, there’s more! We have the craziest events like pig racing tournaments and skydiving competitions. Plus, there’s a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to take over the server with their trading skills. Will you join forces with them or fight against their evil plans? The choice is yours, my dude.

So, why should you join this epic Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a pumpkin on your head and singing “Creeper, aw man” at the top of your lungs? It’s a wild ride, my friend, and you don’t want to miss out. Join now and become a legend in the world of blocks and pixels. Let’s get this bread, gamers!

BlockyHeist: No Consequences

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Magic Items Found:	8900
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Have you ever dreamed of being a master thief without any consequences? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can live out your wildest criminal fantasies without fear of getting caught! Join us and experience the thrill of robbing virtual banks and getting away with it every time. Who needs a regular job when you can make a fortune stealing virtual diamonds and gold? So come on, join us and let your inner criminal run wild!

Star Wars Episode I Closer to IV Than Today

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Void Armor Forged:	22	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	4

yo yo yo come join dis server where time is all messed up like a mashed up potato salad. we got jedi knights fighting dinosaurs and steve from minecraft teaming up with the avengers to take down thanos. u betta bring ur A game cuz u never know when a portal to the upside down is gonna open up and demogorgons start wrecking havoc. plus, did i mention we got a secret underground city made entirely out of cheese? yeah, it’s lit fam. so come on down and join the craziest minecraft server in the universe, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. may the force be with you, or whatever.

LifeSMP

Allowed, Anarchy, cracked server, Discord, Discord link, exploits, good luck, hacking clients, Join, Lifesmp, lifesteal plugin, PvP, Quality-of-life plugins, rules, smp, start in 7 days, Version 1.21.4, welcome, Whitelist, x-ray

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3899
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Minecraft Server Overview
Lifesteal plugin and some quality of life plugins will be added. Join our discord for more info. Server rules are no x-ray, no hacking clients. Server will be cracked so everyone can join. Version: 1.21.4. Server starts in 7 days. Exploits are allowed. Good luck!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What plugins will be added to the server?	Lifesteal plugin and some quality of life plugins.
How can I get more information about the server?	Join our discord for more info.
What are the server rules?	No x-ray, no hacking clients.
Is the server cracked?	Yes, everyone can join.
What version is the server running on?	1.21.4
When does the server start?	In 7 days.
Are exploits allowed on the server?	Yes, any of them.
Where can I join the discord?	https://discord.gg/xH5WQqRq

Eternal Quests 1.20.2

1.20.2, Coin Calculator, Drop Rates, ETERNAL, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, FGO JP, Future Materials, Interlude Timeline, Koyanskaya of Light, mats, NA General, Nahui Mictlān, New Year’s 2025, Nitocris (Alter), quartz, Quests, rank up, Rate Up Tracker, Raw Database, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Summer, Summoning Info

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	16
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the Lostbelt No.7 but in block form. We got a Golden Sea of Trees, Nahui Mictlān vibe going on, where you can rule the planet with your pixelated power.

And guess what, we got a special Nahui Mictlān Nitocris (Alter) Pickup Summon event happening, where you can summon some epic alter versions of your favorite Minecraft characters.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a New Year’s 2025 Countdown Campaign with crazy pickups and summons that will blow your mind.

And don’t even get me started on the “Lostbelt No.7” Pre-Release Koyanskaya of Light Pickup Summon event. It’s gonna be lit, bro.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the madness of this Minecraft server that will make you question reality. Let’s goooooo!

Sunken Cost Minecraft SMP – Destroying Decks and Taking Names

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Enchantments Applied:	107	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7510
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules! Our server is like a tornado in a teacup – wild, unpredictable, and absolutely bonkers.

Join us if you’re ready to witness epic battles, insane pranks, and mind-blowing builds that will make your jaw drop. Our players are like a pack of rabid wolves, ready to pounce on any unsuspecting victim who dares to step foot in our world.

But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our secret weapon – the sunken cost fallacy. Once you join our server, you’ll be so invested in the madness that you won’t be able to tear yourself away. It’s like a black hole of entertainment, sucking you in and never letting go.

So if you’re brave enough to face the chaos, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt, and if you’re prepared to witness the destruction of decks and the rise of the ultimate Minecraft empire, then come join us. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Let the games begin!

ScamSocietyMinecraftSMP

biggest scam, BRAINWASHING, Conspiracy, control, Corruption, cover up, Deception, dishonesty, Exploitation, fraud, Greed, Lies, Manipulation, Misinformation, power, Propaganda, ScamSocietyMinecraftSMP, society, SOLD

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7433
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind! Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you some crazy reasons.

First of all, we have a secret underground society of llamas that control the economy of the server. They wear tiny sunglasses and trade emeralds for diamonds. It’s wild, man.

Secondly, we have a giant chicken that roams the land and challenges players to epic dance battles. If you win, you get a special chicken hat that gives you super jumping powers. It’s insane.

And last but not least, we have a haunted mansion where players can go on ghost hunts and try to capture spooky spirits in jars. But be careful, some of the ghosts are really bad at hide and seek.

So yeah, if you want to join the most bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up and I’ll send you the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like a rollercoaster ride through a rainbow factory.

CraftyLyricMisheard

comedy, CraftyLyricMisheard, EMBARRASSING, Entertainment, funny, funny moment, humor, laughable, Lyrics, misheard lyrics, misinterpretation, mistake, misunderstanding, Music, pop culture, pop music, silly, song, stupid

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	5016
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a total game-changer! Join us for a wild ride filled with misheard lyrics and hilarious moments.

Imagine mining for diamonds while belting out your favorite tunes, only to realize you’ve been singing the wrong lyrics the whole time! It’s like a karaoke party in the mines, but with creepers instead of backup dancers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to boogie down to the beat of your pickaxe. Rumor has it that if you can keep up with his dance moves, he’ll lead you to a secret treasure trove filled with enchanted gear and rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, singing, and dancing your way to victory!

OilRigMinecraftServer

Baltic Sea, boards, Communication, Cut, cyber attack, energy security, finland, inspection, international relations, internet cables, investigation, Maritime, naval forces, oil tanker, OilRigMinecraftServer, power cables, Russian-linked, sabotage, SECURITY, Surveillance, undersea cables

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7139	Emeralds Found:	7605
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	9108

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we board Russian-linked oil tankers and cut undersea cables for POWER and INTERNET! like, who needs normal survival mode when u can be a pirate in Finland?! Join us for the wildest adventures and the most epic battles on the high seas. Plus, we have secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds just waiting for u to find them. So come on, mateys, set sail for the most insane Minecraft server ever!

PhillyMissileWithdrawal

China, Conflict Resolution, Defense, Diplomacy, east asia, foreign policy, international relations, Military, military presence, missile defense, peacekeeping efforts, Philippines, PhillyMissileWithdrawal, political tension, regional stability, SECURITY, Southeast Asia, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Typhon missile system, U.S

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3127
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	15	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we got CHINA calling for us to get rid of our typhon missile system cuz they scared of our epic PVP skills! we got crazy battles and insane builds that will make you go WOAH! plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave! come join now and be part of the madness! #MinecraftMadness #TyphonMissileWho?