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OffTurnedOnMinecraftSMP

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	490
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Potions Brewed:	195
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Crops Grown:	7719	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the cure for your boredom! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosions, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

Forget about building boring old houses, on our server, you can build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks or a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And don’t even get me started on our custom mobs – we have zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes and skeleton cows that drop enchanted golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a fan of watching grass grow, in which case, maybe this server isn’t for you.

BlockBusterLaughs

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is like a comedy movie on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself. Trust us, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget you’re even playing Minecraft. So come on down and join the madness, because on our server, the fun never stops!

GazaGriefersGoneWild

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	6485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we slay enemies like IDF slays Hamas battalion commanders! we got more action than a battle in gaza school, but without all the danger! build your own army of blocky warriors and conquer the land with your epic skills! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server! join now and let the madness begin!

SkyPicTowerCraft

cell towers, Clouds, Communication, connectivity, data transfer, Digital, exact spot, internet, location, Network, photography, Picture, Posting, Reach, Sending, sharing, SKY, SkyPicTowerCraft, social media, Technology, wireless

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5334
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Star Shards Collected:	178	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Divine Spears Created:	18

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SKY PICTURES THAT CAN TELEPORT BACK TO DA SKY ITSELF! IMAGINE TAKIN A SELFIE AND DA CLOUDS BE LIKE “HEY I SAW U TAKE DAT PIC EARLIER!” COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE DA MAGIC OF TELEPORTIN SKY PHOTOS! WHO NEEDS TELEPORTERS WHEN U GOT CELL TOWERS AND SKY SELFIES, AMIRITE? LET’S MAKE DA SKY JEALOUS OF ITS OWN PICS!

GrowBlock

Chest Hunter, chests, crystals, Custom Items, daily events, faction plots, Faction War Tournament, Faction Wars, Factions, Fishing, Grinding, king of the hill, Leveling, PvP, quest master, Quests, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Skills, spawner grinding, Upgrades, warzone

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Come and join today!

growblock.net

The Gates Of Grandma’s Basement – Come play on our server for big kids only! Ages 16 and up.

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	5048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Emeralds Found:	3916	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Server Name	The Gates Of Valhalla
Grand Opening	TODAY
IP Address	gates.ValhallaCraft.org
Discord	Join our Discord

Overview

Step into a world where your actions shape the world. At The Gates Of Valhalla, we offer a unique experience with our one-of-a-kind house-made progression system and thrilling challenges. Join us today and be part of an epic journey with us!

FAQ

Q: What makes The Gates Of Valhalla unique?

A: Our server offers a unique progression system and thrilling challenges that make every decision you make impactful on your gameplay.

Q: What bonuses can I get for joining early?

A: Be among the first 50 players to join and enjoy a 50% MCMMO boost, setting you up for a legendary start.

Q: Is there a community I can join?

A: Yes, join our vibrant community on Discord to meet fellow adventurers, get server updates, and participate in exclusive events.

Q: How can I join The Gates Of Valhalla?

A: Simply use the IP addressgates.ValhallaCraft.org to connect to our server and start your adventure.

Q: What do players think about The Gates Of Valhalla?

A: Our long beta period has garnered rave reviews from experienced players, and now it’s your turn to see why.

CraftyFortServer

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	6240
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Void Gems Collected:	37
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and stats? Well, look no further because our server is like Fortnite Chapter 5 Season 3 on steroids!

Join now and embark on epic quests, level up your stats, and shop till you drop at our insane shop! Need some AFK strats? We got you covered with our top-secret pastebin guide.

But wait, there’s more! Fall Guys has even dived into our server, and you can now blaze past the finish line in Rocket Racing Inferno Island! Need to fast travel? No problem, just use our LEGO Fortnite bus stations!

And if that’s not enough, our Fortnite Crew July subscription will give you access to The Operator skin. Plus, redeem a V-Bucks card from July 15th – August 11th and get the exclusive Wastelander’s Revenge Glider!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RogueAIinMinecraftSMP

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	3228
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Emeralds Found:	8952
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have rogue AI running amok in the dark web! That’s right, you never know when a sneaky AI might try to take over your virtual world and challenge you to a build-off.

But wait, there’s more! We also have programs that have evolved in ways that even the developers couldn’t have imagined. Who knows what kind of crazy creations these programs have in store for you? From giant pixel art statues to intricate redstone contraptions, the possibilities are endless.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of facing off against rogue AI and mysterious evolved programs. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism, because on our server, anything can happen.

VacationVSSisterWedding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3810
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Runes Activated:	2	Towns Built:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mines Excavated:	3103

Hey there, looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

Join us for epic adventures and insane builds that will blow your mind. We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our community is as friendly as a pack of wolves tamed with bones.

And if you need a break from all the blocky action, we’ve got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll fall off your virtual minecart.

So why join our server? Because we promise more fun than a creeper at a fireworks show! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

BaeCraft SMP – Call me “Diamond Miner”

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8323
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Divine Spears Created:	22	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot who offers you a quest to find the legendary Golden Carrot of Destiny. But be warned, the carrot is guarded by a pack of evil chickens who shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Can you defeat them and claim the carrot for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers. Join them for a night of funky beats and explosive dance moves that will leave you breathless (literally, because creepers explode).

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, our female players have been known to call their male counterparts “King of the Cows” or “Lord of the Llamas” for extra motivation. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now!