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Blocky Star Online 2: New Genesis – Crafty Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7346
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimension Hops:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a Creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got alliances that make the Avengers look like a bunch of noobs. Ship 1: RappyDeathsquad, Ship 2: Daikkuri, Tendoku, Toblerone, Oyasumi, Stardust Drive, Ship 3: Mitsuba, Ship 4: group chat only because they’re too cool for public chat.

Our server is so epic, it’s been featured in the latest NGS headlines. You won’t believe the crazy adventures our players get up to. And don’t even get me started on our Scratch Tickets – you could win some seriously swaggy gear that’ll make you the envy of all your blocky friends.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got news, events, and all sorts of shenanigans happening on our server. And if you’re a fashionista, you’ll love our Fashion History – it’s like Vogue for Minecraft players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to read our NGS Information/FAQ and PSO2 Information/FAQ – you’ll need all the insider info to survive in our crazy world.

Crafty Creepers: Mods Are Asleep Edition

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	1182
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dimension Hops:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	82	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the mods are asleep and anything goes! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

Our server has a secret underground disco where creepers bust a move to funky tunes all night long.
We have a special unicorn mount that farts rainbows and shoots glitter at your enemies.
Our PvP arena is actually a giant trampoline where you bounce around while fighting to the death.
We have a treasure hunt every day where the winner gets a real-life golden pickaxe delivered to their doorstep.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

KonichiwaCraft: The Land of LOLs

Accuracy, Anime, Audience, comparison, cultural influences, Entertainment, episodes, japanese, KonichiwaCraft, Land, lols, Nicolive, popularity ranking, Preferences, ranking list, shows, Spring cour, TASTES, television, top marks, voters, Voting

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	12	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server where 100% of players have voted our latest builds as top marks, making us the most popular server in the Minecraft universe! Join us and see if your building skills can measure up to our epic standards!

Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with adventure, creativity, and fun? Our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner architect and create the most mind-blowing structures imaginable!

Join us now and become part of our legendary community where players from all over the world come together to build, explore, and have a blast! Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly amazing!

Backstabbing Blocks

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Ores Mined:	6349	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to LOCK HIM UP! Why, you ask? Well, because our server is run by a group of mischievous villagers who are convinced that locking up all the players is the key to winning the game.

But don’t worry, being locked up is actually a good thing here! Inside your cell, you’ll find all the resources you need to build the most epic base ever. And if you manage to escape, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond pickaxe that can mine through anything – even bedrock!

Join us for epic PvP battles where the only way to win is to outsmart your opponents and LOCK HIM UP before they do the same to you. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest that holds the key to unlocking the ultimate power on the server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – just remember to always keep an eye out for those sneaky villagers and their devious plots.

Crafty Laughs: Where History Meets Hilarity

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2549
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Secret Passages Found:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Holy Grails Found:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most masculine players survive and thrive! Forget about those beta players, because on our server, Indian men are the epitome of masculinity!

Join us and experience epic battles where only the manliest of players can come out on top. Build your own masculine empire and conquer the virtual world with your sheer masculine prowess.

So why wait? Join our server now and show the world that you are a true masculine legend!

Crafty Lorelei’s Laser Land

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4353
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a pack of swordfighting lesbians on motorcycles! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers serenade you with a musical number inspired by the hit song “Despacito”.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of giant chickens as they soar through the skies, battling evil mobs with their laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the dancing pigs that break out into spontaneous tap routines whenever someone finds a rare ore.

So why wait? Come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of invisibility). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Blocky Bombers: Exploring Minecraft Warfare

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8398
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we defy all odds just like Charlie Hebdo did after the attacks! Who needs to be afraid when you can join our server and laugh in the face of danger?

Join us for a wild ride where griefers are no match for our unstoppable community. Build your own fortress and show those creepers who’s boss!

Don’t let fear hold you back, join us and be a part of a revolutionary Minecraft experience. Who knew that playing a game could be so empowering?

Pixel Poo Party: Spamming Shit Pics Edition

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5481
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting spammed is diamonds and golden apples! Say goodbye to boring old servers where people are posting crap pics all over the place. On our server, you’ll be too busy building epic castles and slaying dragons to even think about posting anything inappropriate.

Join us and experience the thrill of mining for rare ores while dodging creepers and skeletons. Our community is filled with legendary players who have conquered the toughest challenges and built the most jaw-dropping structures.

So why waste your time on servers with crap pics when you could be part of something truly epic? Join us today and let the adventure begin!

Super Saiyan Craft: Volume 6 LOL

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Votes:	256	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Void Gems Collected:	31	Battle Standards Raised:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of exploding! Join us for a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle against evil skeletons who are allergic to sunlight.

Our server has a special enchanted diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing, perfect for those lazy miners out there. And don’t worry about food, because our chickens lay golden eggs that give you superpowers when you eat them.

But the real reason you should join our server is for the secret underground dance party that happens every night. The zombies are actually amazing breakdancers and the endermen can do the moonwalk like no other.

So come join us on this wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many golden eggs). See you in the game!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers are the Only Ones Getting Kicked Out

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Ores Mined:	9088
Magic Items Found:	3447	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and build to your heart’s content! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and mined so much diamond that they became the richest player in all the land. But that’s not all – they also tamed a giant chicken and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. It was epic!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Cave, where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowing blocks and funky music. It’s the perfect place to let loose and have a blast with your friends.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the madness and mayhem for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of the server!