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”LameCraft Server”

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15

Are you tired of boring, unfunny characters on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server and meet the wackiest, most outrageous characters you’ve ever seen in your blocky life.

We’ve got Steve, the block-headed hero who once defeated a creeper by telling it a knock-knock joke. And don’t forget about Herobrine’s long-lost cousin, Larrybrine, who can summon a herd of dancing pigs with just a flick of his pickaxe.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered subjects and grants wishes to anyone who can defeat him in a chicken dance-off. And rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

So why wait? Join our server today for a wild, hilarious adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows what kind of crazy characters and antics you’ll encounter next!

LigCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magic Items Found:	5131
Falling into the Void:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Secret Passages Found:	3

Listen up, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most epic place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to fight off hordes of zombie villagers with nothing but a carrot stick! And don’t forget about our legendary treasure hunts where you can find diamonds the size of your head!

But that’s not all, folks! We have secret portals that lead to alternate dimensions where you can ride on flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser eyes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch himself, who will grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is for more diamonds)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright insane adventures in Minecraft history! Don’t miss out, join us now and let the madness begin!

BrunchDinnerExclusionCraft

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	45

Hey gamers!

Are you tired of being left out of family dinners and brunches in real life? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our Minecraft server where you’ll never have to worry about being ditched by your in-laws again!

Our server is so exclusive, even your wife won’t tell you about the dinner reservations. But don’t worry, you can always game in peace while your in-laws cry in the car because of how uncomfortable you made them. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get called a “talking garbage can” by your SIL!

So come join us on the most drama-filled Minecraft server out there. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have it all in the virtual world? See you there!

CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9052
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you the outrageous reasons why:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. Yes, you heard that right, llamas. They may spit at you occasionally, but they sure know how to build a mean castle.

2. We have a secret underground society of diamond-loving chickens who will trade you rare items for the most random things. Want a diamond sword in exchange for a bucket of lava? They got you covered.

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. Don’t worry, he won’t blow you up (most of the time).

4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that will give you superpowers in the game. But be warned, they also turn your character into a carrot for a day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

FlatWorldBungeeCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	49
Votes:	2205	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo, if u wanna experience the ultimate bungee jumping adventure, u gotta join dis server! We got so many sick cliffs and ledges for u to jump off of, it’s like a never-ending adrenaline rush, bro. Plus, rumor has it that if u jump off the highest point, u might just land in a secret treasure cave filled with diamonds and gold. But shh, don’t tell anyone I told u that. So come on, join us and let’s defy gravity together, cuz why walk when u can jump, amirite?

Eden MC

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Introducing our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server – NOW BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! We’re thrilled to launch and invite you to embark on this exciting journey with us!

IP: mc.edenmc.net Bedrock Port: 19132

Be part of our vibrant Discord community at discord.lavishcraft.org and join the LavishCraft family. More than just a server, this is a place where you can forge lasting friendships, create custom warps, explore career opportunities, accumulate wealth, relax, and have a great time! We’d be delighted for you to become one of our founding members and explore the magic right from the start.

Looking for the ultimate spot to engage in pure survival gameplay, connect with others who share your passion, and enjoy an enriching experience? Our server features a friendly community, a strong land-claim system to safeguard your projects, tailor-made fishing and farming that are truly captivating, along with a variety of exciting quests and ranks. It’s all set for an epic adventure!

Step in and let’s create memories that last a lifetime!

mc.edenmc.net

CraftyCreeper Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5372	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Votes:	9893
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Mines Excavated:	1063	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55

Are you tired of boring old servers where people still wear diamond armor like it’s the latest fashion trend? Well, look no further because on our server, we only wear the finest leather armor made from the hides of rainbow-colored cows! That’s right, our cows are so fabulous that their leather armor comes in all the colors of the rainbow, making you the envy of all your blocky friends.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out in epic jousting matches. The winner gets a crown made of golden feathers and bragging rights for life.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a trip to the Nether, where the ghasts have been replaced with flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their nostrils. It’s a sight to behold, trust us.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, colorful world? Join us today and experience Minecraft like never before!

ProtoMan’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	7607
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Dimension Hops:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Mega Man himself roams the lands, shooting pixelated enemies with his trusty blaster. That’s right, on this server, HE’S THE PROTOTYPE MAN OF MEGA MAN! Join us and witness epic battles between Mega Man and the evil Dr. Wily, all while building your own pixelated empire. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this insane adventure – join now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft!

ToyBlocker420

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	8927
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13
Dragon Scales Harvested:	314	Farms Harvested:	511
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Crops Grown:	4947	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Votes:	4032

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value toys more than anything else! Join us and experience the thrill of collecting virtual Lego sets, Kenner action figures, and Tonka Trucks. Our virtual basement is filled with treasures waiting to be discovered.

We have a strict spreadsheet system to keep track of who owns what, just like in real life! And if your virtual kids ever get too old for toys, they can always move out and take a quarter of your collection with them.

But beware of the spoiled brats who visit our server! They will stop at nothing to get their hands on your rarest toys, even if it means throwing a tantrum. Don’t worry, though, our virtual parents and siblings will always have your back…or maybe not.

So come join us on our server and experience the drama, the laughs, and the outrageous toy battles. Are you ready to defend your virtual collection against entitled kids and their enabling parents? Join now and let the toy wars begin!

ShopTilUDropPvP

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the last thing you bought is now your weapon in a 100 person brawl! Imagine facing off against other players armed with toothpaste, bananas, or even a pack of gum! Will you be able to survive and come out victorious with your unconventional weapon?

Join our server for a chance to unleash your inner creativity and strategize like never before. Who knew that a simple purchase could turn into a battle for survival in the virtual world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your skills and dominate the competition with your unexpected weapon of choice.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the chaos of the 100 person brawl armed with the most random and hilarious weapons imaginable. It’s a fight like no other, and only the bravest and most resourceful players will come out on top. Let the madness begin!