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  • ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”

    ExcuseCraft SMP: “Lava ate my homework!”
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    Players: 106/500 Votes: 9982
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 10
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 5 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

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    Have you ever heard someone say they can’t come to your birthday party because their pet rock is having a mid-life crisis? Well, that’s nothing compared to the outrageous reasons you’ll hear on our Minecraft SMP server!

    Join us if you want to witness players claiming they can’t log on because they’re busy teaching their llama how to breakdance or because they’re on a top-secret mission to save the world from an army of evil chickens.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of room for more players with equally ridiculous excuses to join in on the fun. So come on over and see if you can top the insanity on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyLiesMC

    CraftyLiesMC
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 7443
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 16 Spectral Entities Defeated: 2
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5042 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Void Gems Collected: 25
    Titanic Battles Fought: 25 Ether Blades Crafted: 15

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and secret dungeons guarded by a pack of friendly zombies.

    Forget about the lie you tell yourself most often, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be lying about is how much fun you’re having! So come on down and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your friends might when they see how much cooler your virtual world is compared to theirs).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SushiCraft Minecraft Server

    SushiCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 9405
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Ores Mined: 5057 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3

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    lol imagine if china was a minecraft player and they just sailed right into japan’s waters like “sup bros, just here to mine some diamonds” and japan was like “dude wtf get outta here” but china was like “nah bro, i found this sick ravine, gotta explore it” and then they started building a giant panda statue on a deserted island just to troll japan. if you wanna be part of this crazy world, join our server now and be part of the chaos! come sail the high seas and build ridiculous structures, just like china and japan in this epic minecraft showdown!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PutinCraft: Mercenary Madness

    PutinCraft: Mercenary Madness
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 1016
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 27
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 2 mercenaries who fought for Ukraine but now they’re in Russia thanks to Maduro’s gift to Putin. if that ain’t crazy enough to make you wanna join, then i don’t know what will! imagine the wild adventures you’ll have with these hardcore fighters on our server. build, battle, and conquer with these badasses by your side. don’t miss out on the chaos, join now and be a part of the madness!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LootCraft: HeartAttackRisk30%

    LootCraft: HeartAttackRisk30%
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 101
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 51
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Meteorite Armor Created: 18 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Potions Brewed: 70

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    come join our epic minecraft server where we predict your cardiovascular disease risks with just one blood test!! if you have high levels of ldl cholesterol, you have a 36% chance of getting a heart attack in the next 30 years!! but don’t worry, our server is so lit that it will cure all your heart problems with just a few clicks!! join now and say goodbye to heart disease forever!!! #minecraftmedication #crazyserverfun

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to Gemstone SMP, where the only thing square is the blocks!

    Welcome to Gemstone SMP, where the only thing square is the blocks!
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    Players: 94/200 Votes: 8028
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 25
    Epic Battles Fought: 14 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7765 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 2

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    <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/flavor/deutsche-clips/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Features Active players, Shopping districts, Friendly community, Building projects, Long-term interest
    Sponsorship Sponsored by lilypad for a lag-free server
    Mods Voice chat mod, armor stand mod, and more
    Community Global community with active mods

    FAQ

    Q: How can I join the server?

    A: Reach out to “spiegelei” on Discord for more information and an invitation.

    Q: Are shops mandatory on the server?

    A: While not mandatory, we encourage players to keep shops stocked for a vibrant economy.

    Q: Do I have to use the installed mods?

    A: No, the mods are optional and up to the player’s preference.

    Q: Is there a specific age group in the community?

    A: The community is mostly adults with work/school commitments, but all are welcome to join.

    Q: Can I participate in community events/games?

    A: Yes, players are encouraged to set up games and challenges for others to participate in.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • JujutsuCraft Minecraft Server

    JujutsuCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 8640
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Emeralds Found: 5796 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 10
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Towns Built: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12

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    Are you tired of boring old zombies and skeletons in Minecraft? Well, on our server, monsters are the coolest guys around! They throw epic dance parties in the Nether, have cookouts in the End, and even host fashion shows in the Overworld. Join our server and party with the monsters like never before!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of creepers who are actually master chefs. They whip up the most explosive dishes you’ve ever tasted (literally)! So come join us and dine with the creepers for a dining experience you’ll never forget.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances on our server. He’s been known to challenge players to epic build battles and even give out rare loot to those who impress him. So come test your skills against the legendary Herobrine and see if you have what it takes to survive on our crazy, monster-filled server!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AtriCraft SMP – The Blocky Banter Server

    AtriCraft SMP – The Blocky Banter Server
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    Players: 103/400 Votes: 8720
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Demon Skulls Collected: 41 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22

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    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the robots are getting in on the action! Our resident robot, Atri, is not only showing off her high-performance panties, but she’s also giving us some epic pantyshots – talk about high-tech fashion statements!

    Join our server if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between Atri’s panties and her pantyshot – it’s a battle for the ages! Who knew that Minecraft could be so high fashion and high performance at the same time?

    So come on down and join us for a truly outrageous and hilarious experience. Who knows what other crazy antics our robot friend Atri will get up to next? It’s a Minecraft SMP like no other, where even the panties are high performance!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoChords, Just Chaos – The Disoriented Minecraft Adventure!

    NoChords, Just Chaos – The Disoriented Minecraft Adventure!
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    Players: 104/100 Votes: 9962
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10
    Emeralds Found: 1904 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Immortal Anvils Forged: 10
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6 Epic Weapons Forged: 7
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Farms Harvested: 746

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    Minecraft Server Overview

    IP nclegacy.net
    Discord https://discord.gg/2j5MN8svxM

    NoCoords Legacy is a semi-vanilla, semi-anarchy Minecraft server with minor adjustments to vanilla gameplay for improved balance. Some of the adjustments include the disabling of coordinates and elytra, as well as tweaking in-game mechanics for a unique gameplay experience.

    Basic Rules

    No Cheating
    No Exploiting
    No Bigotry
    No Doxxing/Harassment

    Additional rules and clarifications can be found at the server spawn. We strive to maintain a fun and safe environment for all players.

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Q: Can I use coordinates on the server?

    A: No, coordinates are disabled on the server for a more challenging gameplay experience.

    Q: Are elytra available for use?

    A: Elytra are disabled on the server to balance gameplay.

    Q: What happens if I break end crystals or explode beds?

    A: End crystals and bed explosions do no damage on the server.

    Q: Can I spawn phantoms in the game?

    A: Phantom spawning is disabled on the server.

    Q: Is nether roof void damage enabled?

    A: Yes, nether roof void damage is enabled for added challenge.

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  • EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server

    EpicFailCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/300 Votes: 2546
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 18 Wyrmholes Dug: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 40
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 13 Hidden Passages Discovered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all your troubles, like trying to decipher your sister’s cryptic social media posts after a night of heavy drinking? Look no further! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, but with more explosions and less judgment. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and maybe even some unexpected family drama (we can’t promise anything, but hey, it’s Minecraft – anything can happen!). So grab a pickaxe, pour yourself another drink, and let’s dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether or not you have enough diamonds to build that castle you’ve been dreaming of. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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