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PhaseCraft: Lia’s LOL-tastic Server

#youtube, Cytube channel, Divegrass team, Events, games, Girls, Imperial BDU, implying, implyingrigged, Japan, LIA, Lia Juicejack Me t-shirt, Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse, LiaLikerVault, Lias, LOLtastic, love Lia, original song, Outfit, phase connect, Phase Wars 2, PhaseCraft, Previous thread, production, Rentry, Schedule, Server, STREAMS, t-shirt, Team Blaze, twitter, vacation, VOD suggestions, VODclubhouse, VTL Academy

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0
Enchantments Applied:	97	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Villages Defended:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to the most exclusive and top-secret Minecraft server, where only the most elite gamers are allowed entry – ϟ Lia Liker’s Secret Clubhouse ϟ! This server is so exclusive that NO GIRLS ALLOWED – sorry ladies, this is a boys-only zone!

Join us on this epic adventure as we follow Lia on her vacation to Japan! Will she battle creepers in the streets of Tokyo? Will she mine diamonds in the shadow of Mount Fuji? The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – Lia has a new t-shirt for sale! Get your hands on the limited edition “Lia Juicejack Me” tee and show off your loyalty to the one and only Lia Liker.

And get ready for 2024, when Lia will debut a brand new outfit and an original song! It’s going to be more epic than a creeper explosion!

Don’t miss out on the VTL Academy games, where Lia will be showing off her skills on April 20-21. And get hyped for Phase Wars 2, where Lia is teaming up with Uruka, Lumi, Shiina, and Airi to dominate the competition!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server, pledge your undying love to Lia, and never look at another girl again. Only Lia will ever love you back. ପ(๑•ᴗ•๑)ଓ

Previous Thread: >>73907752

BlockyBoys: Where Only Incels Build

Agreement, BlockyBoys, BUILD, controversial, discrimination, Gender issues, gender relations, incel community, incel ideology, incel mindset, Incels, internet culture, male entitlement, Misogyny, online communities, online harassment, online toxicity, social media, societal issues, Stereotypes, toxic behavior, toxic masculinity

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Dimension Hops:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Villages Defended:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Zombie Dances:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the most elite players can survive! If you’re tired of playing with noobs who can’t even build a proper dirt hut, then this is the place for you.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie llamas and creeper unicorns in our custom-designed unicorn forest. Don’t worry, our unicorn armor will protect you from their deadly attacks.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs that can be used to craft the most powerful weapons in the game. Just be careful not to anger the chicken mafia that protects it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show the world that you’re not just another noob. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive in our world.

SlavCraft: Where Anons Unleash the Slurs!

#workout, Anon, Anons, Bodybuilding, diet, email, Exercise, fit, FITNESS, health, insulting, insults, motivation, Muscles, nutrition, Russian, SlavCraft, slavs, Slurs, strength, Training, Unleash, wellness

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all your slav-bashing needs!

Join us for epic battles against Russian “people” and show them who’s boss in the virtual world. Our community is full of hilarious slurs and insults that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Slav Wars, where players compete in outrageous challenges to prove their dominance over the slavs. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of entertainment anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the slav-bashing begin! Just be prepared for some serious laughs and unforgettable moments. See you in the game!

CraftyPunishRavens – #409

Android, Banners, Builds, CraftyPunishRavens, database, Event, Frames, friendlist, Gacha game, guides, Guilds, Ios, Limited Banner, Memories, mobile game, OP pastebin, PC, pgr, punishing gray raven, Resources, weapons, Zitherwoe

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	566
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Love Letters Sent:	13
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a journey like never before with our floating reverie event where you can battle mystical creatures and uncover hidden treasures.

But wait, there’s more! We have a limited 100% rate-up standard banner featuring A Hanying (Zitherwoe) – a rare and powerful character you won’t find anywhere else!

Explore our vast world filled with unique frames, weapons, and memories that will leave you in awe. Check out our database for all the juicy details: https://grayravens.com/wiki/GRAY_RAVENS

Looking for the best builds to dominate the game? We got you covered with our recommended builds that will make you unstoppable! Just take a look at our spreadsheet: https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1_NAHdVouSp2T6AwStpz9ZMLZ_ca5EzcuHde5obIlero/htmlview

And don’t forget to join our exclusive /pgr/ guilds where you can team up with other players and conquer the game together!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AbortCraft: Where Minecraft players are glad their parents didn’t abort them

abort, AbortCraft, abortion, controversial opinions, Didnt, ethical dilemmas, Family Values, feminism, gender equality, GLAD, Minecraft, morality, parental influence, parents, personal choice, Players, Political debate, Pro Life, pro-choice, reproductive autonomy, reproductive rights, sexual behavior, slut shaming, social pressure, societal expectations, societal norms, Women’s Health

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a group of sluts decided to join our server. They were so pro-abortion that they built an entire town out of aborted fetuses. Yes, you read that right. And guess what? It was the most popular town on the server! Why? Because anything goes in our crazy world.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as outrageous as it is entertaining, look no further. Join us today and see what kind of madness you can create!

LOLcraft: The Final Episode MC Climax

A, Anime, bad job, BETRAYAL, Climax, Disappointment, dissatisfaction, episode, FINAL, Final episode, Frustration, guitar, LolCraft, love, MAINTAIN, mc, MONEY, paid shills, refund, regret, series, Time, wasted time

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5952	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Runes Activated:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the drama never ends! Forget about boring storylines and lackluster climaxes, we’ve got EXPLOSIVE adventures waiting for you!

Join us and witness the tale of MC and her beloved guitar, a love story that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Will MC learn to love and maintain her guitah, or will it all come crashing down in a fiery blaze of glory?

Don’t be like those paid shills in /a/, wasting their time on mediocre storylines. Your time is PRECIOUS and we promise to make every second worth it. Time = Money, and on our server, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

Come join us and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Who needs a refund when you’ve got a server like this to keep you entertained for hours on end?

DrunkCraft: Where even Steve needs a break from the brews

addiction, alcohol, alcohol detox, AMA, bored, Break, Brews, Detox, Detoxification, DrunkCraft, Hardcore, health, Hospital, inpatient, Medical, mental health, Recovery, Rehabilitation, Sober, steve, substance abuse, Support, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Votes:	6396	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of being bored as fuck in the hospital for alcohol detox? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect escape! Join us for some insane adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about your detox woes.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was instantly transported to a world where pigs could fly and creepers danced the Macarena. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you. And that player? They never looked back. They became the ruler of the land, building outrageous structures and epic fortresses that struck fear into the hearts of all who dared to challenge them.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, it’s a great way to pass the time while you’re stuck in the hospital. Who needs alcohol when you have Minecraft, amirite?

PokeCraft: Where Pikachu and Creepers Collide!

#pikachu, collide, Content Creation, Content Creator, CREEPERS, digital content, Entertainment, Fandom, Gaming, gaming channel, Gaming Community, Live streaming, ONLINE, Online Community, pokecraft, pokemon, pokemon fan, pokemon streaming, streaming platform, streaming schedule, STREAMS, twitch, Video game culture, video games

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	793
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	169	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the adventures are as wild as a pack of Ender Dragons on a rampage!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Diamond Palace or battling it out with other players in our Lava Pit Arena!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret world where Pikachu reigns supreme and Creeper explosions are a thing of the past!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find yourself in a world where pokemon and minecraft collide in the most EPIC way possible!

Pixelated Puzzles: Is This Blocky Banter Racist?

#CurrentEvents, #socialissues, banter, blocky, boomer, Conversation, culturalawareness, discrimination, Diversity, equality, generationaldivide, Inclusivity, Newzealand, onlineforum, perspective, pixelated, prejudice, Puzzles, racism, racist, reddit, Sensitive, societalnorms, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Emeralds Found:	2830
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Votes:	5529	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	361
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where the only thing more wild than our pixelated landscapes are the players themselves! Join us for a server experience like no other, where you’ll encounter boomer zombies, racistmods that will keep you safe from any potential drama.

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil villagers? Or build a house out of nothing but diamonds and cheese?

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world. Join us today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging for LOLs

Approved mods, arc world tour 2024, balance patch 1.33, dev backyard, Digging, DLC A.B.A., Evo Japan, Fighting Game Glossary, frame data, FT10, GGG, Glicko-2 ratings, Guilty Gear General, Guilty Gear soundtracks, lobbies, lols, McMineFace, minecrafty, patch 1.36, replay uploaders, Resources, Rockin, slayer in may, Training, upcoming tournaments

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	9432
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Animals Bred:	13

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got UPCOMING TOURNAMENTS that will blow your mind! From a poll in early May to deciding who the ultimate Slayer is in May, you’ll be on the edge of your seat!

But wait, there’s more! Join us for UPCOMING EVENTS like EVO Japan where players battle it out from April 27-29 or the Arc World Tour 2024 where legends are born!

Looking for resources? We’ve got you covered with the main wiki for frame data, player ratings, and a fighting game glossary! And don’t forget to check out the REPLAY UPLOADERS where you can relive your epic battles!

Oh, and did we mention the newest DLC dropping on March 26th? Get ready for A.B.A. to shake things up! And don’t miss out on the latest dev backyard and patches to keep the action fresh!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two)! See you in the game, fellow gamers!