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  • DiamondDick Minecraft SMP

    DiamondDick Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/600 Votes: 9872
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Mines Excavated: 2600 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 20 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Star Shards Collected: 246 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on RICHARD SMP where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

    Why should you join RICHARD SMP, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player built a giant statue of a chicken that came to life and started terrorizing the server. The only way to stop it? A dance-off, of course! And that’s just a typical Tuesday on RICHARD SMP.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of dancing creepers. Can you find it and bust a move with the explosive guests?

    Join us on RICHARD SMP for endless laughs, epic pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your llama, and come join the madness on RICHARD SMP!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Niece-Free Zone: Minecraft Edition

    Niece-Free Zone: Minecraft Edition
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 5116
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 8 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Buildings Constructed: 48
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Demon Skulls Collected: 27
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 37

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual reality! 🌟

    Are you tired of boring old servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of navigating complicated family dynamics while building your dream world.

    Picture this: you log on to the server and find out that your daughter’s cousin from the South wants to move into her condo. But wait, there’s a twist – you’re the dad and you have to make the ultimate decision! Will you say yes and risk the wrath of your daughter? Or will you say no and face the wrath of your sister? The choice is yours, but beware of the consequences!

    Join us for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Come join the chaos and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world! 😂🎮🔥

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • EuroWTFmoments

    EuroWTFmoments
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 1739
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Villages Defended: 14 Zombie Dances: 5
    Ores Mined: 8209 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Gnome Villages Protected: 9 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Love Letters Sent: 18 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 6 Gryphons Tamed: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 280
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dull as a soggy potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

    Join our server and experience the craziest WTF moments that will make your jaw drop faster than a creeper exploding in your face. From villagers doing the Macarena to pigs flying on jetpacks, you never know what absurdity awaits you around every corner.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to throw tea parties with the players. And rumor has it that if you can beat him in a dance-off, he’ll give you a diamond-encrusted crown fit for a Minecraft king.

    So why wait? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Who needs Europe when you have our server to provide all the WTF moments you could ever dream of?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PotionCrafters

    PotionCrafters
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 4091
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9
    Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Mythical Swords Crafted: 92
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the craziest place to be, man. like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. that’s what this server is all about, dude.

    we got, like, a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for, like, space technology and stuff. it’s wild, man.

    oh, and did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? they’re, like, the size of a house and they lay golden eggs. you can trade those eggs for, like, special weapons and armor. it’s nuts, dude.

    plus, there’s this rumor going around that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. imagine building a house out of chocolate blocks, man. it’s the dream.

    so, like, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s, like, out of this world, then you gotta join us. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PVPMASTER PVP SERVER – THE BEST PVP SERVER Minecraft server

    PVPMASTER PVP SERVER – THE BEST PVP SERVER Minecraft server
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 9291
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Star Shards Collected: 216
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 20 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Magic Wands Crafted: 22 Crops Grown: 2413
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    ? IP » mc.pvpmaster.fun ? Website » donate.pvpmaster.ru ? Join and enjoy the game on our PVPMASTER server! ??

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    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Cookiecraft: The Server Where Even Your Cookies Get Modded and Java Is Not Just for Breakfast Anymore! 1.20.1

    Cookiecraft: The Server Where Even Your Cookies Get Modded and Java Is Not Just for Breakfast Anymore! 1.20.1
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    Players: 91/300 Votes: 9491
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Orbs of Power Found: 5 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Void Gems Collected: 31
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Cookiecraft <a href="https://minecraft-servers-listing.com/whelp/">Minecraft Server</a>

    Welcome to Cookiecraft Minecraft Server

    A new, fun modded Minecraft server where you can have a great time with our active community and moderators. Check out the details below:

    Mods Origins
    Cobblemon
    Wizards (RPG Series)
    Marium’s Soulslike Weaponry

    We also accept datapack origins to add into the server, making our origin selection completely unique. Join our growing community for our first ever season and have fun with new and old friends!

    Join our Discord server here for more information.

    FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How can I join Cookiecraft Minecraft Server? To join Cookiecraft, simply connect to our server IP and start playing with us!
    Are there any specific rules on the server? Yes, we have a set of rules that all players must follow to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.
    Can I suggest new mods or origins to be added to the server? Absolutely! We encourage our community members to suggest new mods and origins to be added to the server. Your feedback is valuable to us.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • VaxxedOut Minecraft Server

    VaxxedOut Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 8382
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 6 Fairy Circles Danced In: 12
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Dragon Eggs Found: 5004
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will leave you dying of laughter? Look no further! Our server is so lit, even the Grim Reaper himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

    Join now and experience the thrill of dodging unexpected deaths like a pro swimmer dodging sharks in the ocean. Our server is so wild, it’ll make you question if you’re playing Minecraft or in a real-life soap opera.

    With more plot twists than a telenovela, you’ll never know what’s coming next. From sudden deaths to unexpected tragedies, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

    So come on down and join the chaos! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next player to meet a hilariously untimely demise. Just remember, it’s all in good fun (we promise).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • HolyWarriorMC SMP

    HolyWarriorMC SMP
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    Players: 100/100 Votes: 9871
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 63
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! Join us and become a part of the wackiest SMP around!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that the US capitol city was actually built on the border of VIRGINia and MARYland because it was originally deeded to a man named Francis Pope back in 1663. That’s right, folks! The founding fathers were actually just big Minecraft fans trying to create the ultimate SMP experience!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the location was first known as Rome, Maryland. That’s right, Rome! Who knew that the Romans were actually Minecraft players in disguise? Join our server and uncover the truth behind this insane conspiracy theory!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build the craziest Minecraft world together! Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon some hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MomTax Minecraft Server

    MomTax Minecraft Server
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    Players: 103/200 Votes: 9775
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of babysitting drama and tantrums? Join our Minecraft server where the only tantrums you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your builds! No more dealing with rude kids and unreasonable parents, just pure fun and creativity in our virtual world.

    We promise that no one will blame you for anything, and you won’t have to demand extra payment for dealing with misbehaving children. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring the vast landscapes of our server.

    Forget about babysitting drama and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to a world where the only limits are your imagination? Join now and leave the babysitting woes behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • NoKidsAllowedCraft

    NoKidsAllowedCraft
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    Players: 95/900 Votes: 4362
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 211
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 29 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than watching Tyrone eat dry noodles? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments.

    Our server is so fun, even Tyrone would put down his noodles to join in on the action. With epic builds, challenging quests, and a community that’s more welcoming than a grandma’s hug, you’ll never want to log off.

    Plus, we promise not to nickname you “dry noodle” or make walrus sounds whenever you log in. We’re all about spreading positivity and having a blast together.

    So come on, leave the drama behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be biting into is some juicy fun. Join our Minecraft server today and let the good times roll!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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