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Reddit GameStop Squeeze Fun

collective action, dynamics, financial markets, Fun, gamestop, Hedge Funds, internet activism, investing, market manipulation, market speculation, market trends, market volatility, meme stocks, Online Community, reddit, retail investors, Short Squeeze, social media, squeeze, stock market, Trading, wall street

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1392
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Farms Harvested:	441
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we squeeze shorts like GameStop! We got crazy dynamics like Reddit collective action but with blocks and creepers! Build your own Wall Street and watch as the memes make you rich! Don’t miss out on the chaos and madness, join now for a wild ride to the moon!

Squeeze Gamestop Minecraft SMP

Analysis, board actions, Deep Fucking Value, gamestop, Gamestop saga, gme, historical price support, implied volatility, investing, January, market, Minecraft, predictions, roaring kitty, smp, squeeze, stocks, Targets, Traders, Trading, trends, Volume

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5310
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Emeralds Found:	7704	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the GME (Gamestop) madness has taken over! Join us as we embark on a wild journey filled with trading memes, diamond hands, and moon missions.

Picture this: historical price support points to January 14th, volume and implied volatility point to January 5th, Gamestop board actions point to January 31st, Roaring Kitty points to January 28th, and Deep Fucking Value points to January 17th. It’s like we’re living in a time loop of epic proportions!

But fear not, for we have gathered a group of highly regarded traders who are ALL IN on crazy targets. With their expertise and meme magic, we are sure to reach new heights in the world of Minecraft trading.

So come join us on this insane adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the SEC). Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something truly legendary. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one diamond at a time!

YuanCraft: Russia’s Bank Squeeze

Bank, banking sector, central bank, currency crisis, currency exchange, currency reserves, economic challenges, economic sanctions, economic stability, exchange rate fluctuations, financial institutions, financial markets, financial regulation, foreign exchange, international trade, lenders, monetary policy, russia, Russia economy, Russias, squeeze, supply squeeze, yuan, YuanCraft

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1576
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	42
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1879
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

come join our minecraft server where russia’s central bank and lenders are fighting over yuan supply like it’s a game of musical chairs but with money. join the chaos and see who will come out on top in this epic battle for financial domination. will the central bank reign supreme or will the lenders take control? find out on our server where anything can happen, even in the world of virtual blocks and pixels. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig your way to victory in this wild and unpredictable world of minecraft madness.

Minecraft SMP: Mystery of the Giant Hands

Astonishing, claw machine, Crush, crushing power, Enigma, GIANT, giant hands, hand mystery, hand size, hand strength, Hands, human claw machine, Incredible, Minecraft, mysterious hands, Mystery, orange, orange crushing, powerful grip, smp, squeeze, strength, Superhuman, UNBELIEVABLE

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where giant hands roam the land and players must navigate through the chaos of being a human claw machine! Imagine being able to crush an orange with just a squeeze of your hand – that’s the kind of power you’ll have on this server.

But beware, the giant hands are a mystery and no one knows where they came from. Some say they were created by a mad scientist who wanted to see how players would react to such a bizarre challenge. Others believe they are a result of a glitch in the game that can only be fixed by completing a series of ridiculous tasks.

Join us if you dare to test your skills in this strange and unpredictable world. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate claw machine champion and crush all the oranges in sight!

Chungus Quirk Realm 1.20.1

1.20.1, Chungus, controversial, criticism, digital age, Disliked, Fandom, Girls, humor, internet culture, meme, online behavior, Personality, pic, Quirk, quirky, randum, Realm, social media, Stereotypes, trends, viral

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9482
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	158
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Lolz, bro, u gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got all the randum quirk chungus girls you could ever want! They’ll be building giant chungus statues and doing the weirdest dances you’ve ever seen. It’s like a meme come to life, man! Plus, who wouldn’t wanna hang out with a bunch of quirky peeps who keep things interesting? Join now and embrace the chaos, my dude!

FutureFiasco Minecraft SMP

acceptance, anxiety, coping, emotional well being, Future, FutureFiasco, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive thinking, resilience, self-care, smp, strategies, stress, uncertainty, uncertainty control, uncertainty coping techniques, uncertainty fear, uncertainty management, uncertainty mindset, uncertainty resilience, uncertainty worries

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	439
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Bro, lemme tell you, the best way to cope with the future is by joining this epic Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, we got crazier than a creeper on caffeine up in here. You wanna escape the uncertainty of the real world? Come join us where the only uncertainty is whether you’ll get blown up by a TNT trap or fall into a pit of lava.

We got players building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, we got secret underground bases filled with treasure, we even got a group of players who communicate solely in pig Latin. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on the drama. We’ve had alliances formed and broken in the span of a single day, we’ve had players betray each other for a stack of emeralds, we’ve even had a whole war break out over who gets to control the chicken farm.

So if you’re looking for a way to escape the uncertainty of the future, come join us on this Minecraft SMP. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good.

Addicted2Blocks

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4446
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Enchantments Applied:	188	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most addictive one out there!

Join us and you’ll find yourself picking up healthy habits left and right after being addicted to our server. One player was so addicted that they started doing push-ups every time they mined a diamond! Another player couldn’t stop playing until they drank a gallon of water every hour.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that one player actually started eating only carrots in real life after spending hours farming them in-game. And don’t even get us started on the player who built a real-life roller coaster after mastering redstone on our server.

So come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other, where addiction leads to healthy habits and insanity reigns supreme!

PolishHolidayCraft

2025, christmas eve, Christmas Eve 2025, Christmas in Poland, day off, holiday, long tail tags: Christmas Eve holiday in Poland, official day off in Poland, Poland, Polish holidays, PolishHolidayCraft

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	449
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

so, like, imagine dis, right? you join dis epic minecraft server and suddenly, BOOM, you’re transported to poland in 2025 on christmas eve. but get dis, christmas eve is now officially a day off in poland, so you get to spend da whole day playin minecraft without any interruptions.

you’ll be buildin snowmen with santa, fightin off evil elves tryin to steal your diamonds, and maybe even findin a secret portal to the north pole where you can trade with the reindeer for rare items.

plus, rumor has it dat if you find the hidden christmas tree dungeon, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies and milk for all eternity. so come join us on dis server for a holly jolly time you won’t forget!

Maurice & Dinah’s Minecraft Memory Lane

Contrasting Memories, Different Memories, Differing Experiences, Dinah Washington, Dinahs, Individual Perspectives, Jazz Icons, Lane, Legendary Voices, MAURICE, Maurice White, Memory, Minecraft, Music legends, Musical Interpretations, Musical Legends, musical memories, Personal Memories, Personal Perspectives, Remember September, Remembering Differently, September memories, September Reflections, Soul Singers, Unique Recollections

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9357
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Dragons Tamed:	0

Yo, listen up gamers! This server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky goodness. Maurice is out here building the most epic castles you’ve ever seen, while Dinah is creating secret underground lairs filled with treasure.

Join us if you want to experience the chaos of a llama army invading a village, or witness a pig riding a minecart like a boss. We’ve got mini-games that will make you laugh until you cry, like “Sheep Jousting” and “Chicken Dance Battle Royale.”

But beware, there’s a legend that says if you find the hidden diamond block in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So come on over and join the fun! Maurice and Dinah are waiting to show you a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, September will never be the same again on this server.

Quantum Chaos Craft

Chaos, Craft, dual nature, Equivalent, Experiment, particle behavior, particle properties, particle wave duality, physics research, Quantum, quantum behavior, quantum experiment, Quantum Mechanics, quantum phenomena, quantum physics, quantum theory, Quantum uncertainty, scientific discovery, Scientific evidence, Uncertainty Principle, wave behavior, wave properties, wave-particle duality

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Dimension Hops:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	5417	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

So, like, u ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that makes u question the very fabric of reality? Well, look no further, cuz this server is like a mind-bending trip through quantum uncertainty and wave-particle duality!

Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing whether you’re a particle or a wave, just like in real life! Build your own crazy creations while pondering the mysteries of the universe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing chaos and confusion wherever he goes. Will you be brave enough to face the ultimate challenge and take on the mysterious entity?

So come on, join us on this wild ride of uncertainty and duality! Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

SummitSurvival

Bases, Builds, chat moderation, Community, container locking, Discord, Exploration, griefing policy, Infrastructure, large world border, large-scale, Mature Players, multiplayer, Player Economy, Player Shops, relaxed environment, Semi Vanilla, SummitSurvival, Survival, texas, united states

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	2821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	223
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Address	summitsurvival.org
Version	1.21.1 – 1.21.4
Server Location	Texas, United States

Summit takes survival multiplayer back to the fundamentals. We offer a relaxed and free environment that allows you to play your way! Our community welcomes all ages, but older and more mature players are encouraged to join. While our server is small, our core community members keep the server active.

Summit is for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and bases without being limited by overcomplicated claiming or towny systems, or even prefer to just chill and explore. While we have no forms of land claim, we thoroughly enforce our strict no griefing policy.

Features:

Large world border: 64,000 blocks in each direction of spawn.
Player ran economy: We use raw gold for trading and as currency for player shops.
Developed Infrastructure: Community maintained gravity duper and nether roof highways.
Relaxed Chat Moderation: Only hate speech is prohibited.
Active Discord: Type /discord in-game for the invite.
Container Locking: A system that locks containers to prevent theft.

Thanks for your time reading and consideration of Summit Survival!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have a strict no griefing policy.
How big is the world border?	The world border is 64,000 blocks in each direction of spawn.
What currency is used for trading?	We use raw gold for trading and as currency for player shops.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, there is an active Discord server. Type /discord in-game for the invite.
Are there any land claiming systems on the server?	No, we do not have any forms of land claim.

Light’s Watch Minecraft 1.20.4

1.20.4, accessory, Anime, compartment, COSPLAY, costume, Craft, Creative, death note, diy, Fan, Fun, geek, Handmade, light yagami, lights, Manga, Minecraft, Nerd, Paper, Project, prop, tutorial, watch

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7449
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Dragons Tamed:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Falling into the Void:	3	Love Letters Sent:	3

Yo, bro, have you ever wanted to feel like Light Yagami from Death Note? Well, on this server, we got you covered! Join us and you’ll get your very own watch with a secret compartment for all your mischievous note-taking needs.

Imagine the thrill of writing down names and causing chaos just like in the anime. Plus, you’ll never have to worry about forgetting your spare piece of paper again – it’s right there in your watch!

So come on, join us and unleash your inner Kira. Just don’t go too crazy with the power, okay? Or do, we won’t judge. It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

PixelPals Minecraft SMP

Accountability, achievement, Consistency, determination, goal-setting, growth mindset., habits, Happiness, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation, new year resolutions, personal development, PixelPals, positivity, productivity, progress, realistic goals, self improvement, self-care, small goals, smp, success

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2889
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	New Chunks Explored:	129604
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, and we ride around on flying pigs shooting fireworks out of our butts. It’s totally insane!

And the best part is, we have a goal to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat in the middle of a lava pit. Like, how cool is that? Plus, we’re planning on pranking the entire server by turning all the cows into disco dancing llamas. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

So if you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with us, just hop on the server and let’s make some crazy memories together. Trust me, you won’t regret it! #MinecraftMadness #LlamaDanceParty

DirtySockStorage

dirty laundry, DirtySockStorage, laundry basket, laundry chore, laundry day, laundry hacks, laundry hamper, laundry maintenance, laundry management, laundry organization, laundry pile, laundry preparation, laundry process, laundry room, laundry routine, laundry schedule, laundry sorting, laundry storage, laundry system, laundry tips

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	3701
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Votes:	3428
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15

Are you tired of your dirty laundry cluttering up your Minecraft house? Join our server and experience the magic of our Laundry Room plugin! Simply toss your dirty clothes into the virtual washing machine and watch as they come out sparkling clean and neatly folded. But be warned, there have been reports of mischievous creepers sneaking in to steal socks and underwear! Join now for a chance to catch them in the act and reclaim your missing garments. Trust us, you’ve never experienced laundry day quite like this before!