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CraftyLand Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	6849

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your country! Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and turned them all into chickens! Now, they roam the server clucking their way to victory.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over the land with an iron hoof. Join forces with him and conquer the realm, or challenge him to a dance-off for ultimate power. The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wild and wacky world!

PocketTripCancelLOL

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	8952
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Magic Items Found:	4002	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your ex-girlfriend canceling your dream holiday? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama, just like this poor soul’s failed vacation plans.

We promise you won’t be left stranded like this guy with a useless voucher and a demanding ex-partner. Instead, you’ll have the time of your life building, exploring, and battling creepers with your new virtual pals.

Don’t be like this guy, stuck with a non-refundable ticket to heartbreak. Join our server and let the fun begin! Who needs a holiday when you have a Minecraft adventure waiting for you?

BlockBreakup Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5016
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Farms Harvested:	552
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Enchantments Applied:	265
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of being in a relationship where your significant other doesn’t appreciate your love for Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, we guarantee that your virtual blocks will always be more important than any real-life drama!

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world without any distractions from pesky partners who just don’t understand the importance of mining for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who will blow up anyone caught arguing with their significant other while playing. So, if you want to avoid any explosive breakups, come join us on the most drama-free Minecraft server in existence!

AlienTakeMe2UrLeaderMC

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Crops Grown:	1750
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	412	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	3

If an alien showed up at your doorstep asking to be taken to your leader, you better bring them to our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Well, because our leader is a llama named Larry who can speak 10 different languages (including alien speak, of course). Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. So come join us and show that alien who the real boss is in this blocky world!

CraftyCologneAirportSuspect

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Mines Excavated:	2176
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1415	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got some next level shenanigans goin’ on up in here! We got creepers doin’ the cha cha slide, zombies breakdancin’, and skeletons doin’ the Macarena! It’s a party 24/7, baby!

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. We’re talkin’ diamond armor for days, enchanted weapons galore, and even a pet Ender Dragon named Fluffy. Yeah, you heard me right, a freakin’ pet dragon!

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, we also have a rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether. It’s like Space Mountain, but with lava and ghasts tryin’ to blow you up. Good times, good times.

So what are ya waitin’ for? Come join the funniest, craziest, most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, Fluffy will eat your face off. Just kiddin’… or am I?

BedtimeCraft

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Divine Spears Created:	24
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

come join our minecraft server where the creepers are actually just misunderstood cats in disguise. we have a secret underground city where the villagers throw wild parties every night and the zombies are the bouncers. our server is so lit that even the ender dragon comes to hang out and play mini-games with us. trust me, you won’t want to leave this place. so what are you waiting for? come join us and experience the craziest minecraft adventure of your life. who needs sleep when you can be partying with creepers and ender dragons all night long?

WarpCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	95
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension Hops:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Star Trek meets medieval fantasy meets furries. Yes, you heard that right. You can boldly go where no block has gone before, all while battling dragons and hanging out with anthropomorphic animals.

Join our server for a truly out-of-this-world experience. Build your own spaceship, slay mythical creatures, and roleplay as your favorite sci-fi character. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Beam yourself up and join the fun!

CeresCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	4420
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Votes:	5855	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

BroBro’s Minecraft Server: AITA for Best Man?

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2775
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Void Armor Forged:	23	Dragon Eggs Found:	5677
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of family weddings and toxic siblings!

Join us and build your dream world without any annoying best man drama. No need to worry about angry siblings ruining your day – here, you can focus on creating epic structures and exploring new adventures with your friends.

Forget tradition and embrace the freedom to choose who you want by your side in the virtual world. Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape family obligations and enjoy some lighthearted fun.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the wedding drama behind! Who needs a best man when you have a whole Minecraft community to support you? Let’s build a world where you can be yourself without any judgment or family drama.

SonsDeserveLoveToo

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2004
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that celebrates all achievements, big or small? Join our server where we throw parties for maxing out fishing stats in Final Fantasy 14! We believe in celebrating all accomplishments, whether it’s getting scouted for a Div 1 athletic scholarship or mastering a virtual fishing game. Plus, we have a supportive community that will cheer you on, no matter what. So come join us and let’s celebrate all the wins, big and small!