SQUEEEEEZE Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Squeezy White Minecraft SMP

awkward, awkward situations, Behavior, buddy, Communication, Crowd, cultural observations, funny, humor, Manners, Minecraft, passing through, public spaces, racial humor, sarcasm, Saying, smp, social interactions, SQUEEEEEZE, Squeezy, Stereotypes, Walking, White, white people

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	112
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5174	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	232
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Are you tired of boring old servers where people just walk past you without any flair? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have a strict policy of only allowing players who say “I’m just gonna squeeeeeze right pass ya there buddy” whenever they walk through a crowd.

Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that this phrase holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures in our world. Rumor has it that those who don’t say it will be cursed with bad luck and constantly tripping over their own feet.

So if you want to avoid embarrassing falls and unlock secret loot, come join us and start practicing your crowd-walking catchphrase today!

ExGFpaintingGoneLOL

aita, Body, Boundaries, CLOSET, Communication, COMPOSITION, creativity, Dating History, ethnicity, ex, ExGFpaintingGoneLOL, Girlfriend, hidden, Painting, Porno, Portfolio, relationship, Respect, Self-expression, sex, Underwater, unique piece

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	4980
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Mines Excavated:	2406
Gods Slained:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unique as a painting of your ex having sex? Look no further! Our server is like no other, just like that one-of-a-kind piece of art your girlfriend made. Join us for a world filled with creativity and self-expression, just like how your girlfriend values her painting as a portfolio piece.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our underwater-themed world and experience ripples of excitement as you explore. Just like how the ripples in the painting obscure the faces and bodies, our server will keep you guessing at every turn.

And if you’re worried about running into your girlfriend’s ex in-game, don’t be! Our server is a safe space for all players, regardless of dating history or ethnicity. So come on in and leave your worries at the door – just like how your girlfriend keeps her painting hidden in a closet.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and let your creativity run wild, just like how your girlfriend’s ex did in that painting. It’s a fuzzy line between art and exes, but on our server, the only thing you’ll be painting is a masterpiece of fun and laughter. See you there!

CheatCodeCraft Minecraft Server

#secret codes, cheat code, cheat codes for all levels, cheat codes for beginners, cheat codes for consoles, cheat codes for experts, cheat codes for mobile games, cheat codes for multiplayer games, cheat codes for PC games, cheat codes for popular games, cheat codes for single player games, CheatCodeCraft, game cheats, game hacks, Gaming, Hacks, Minecraft, Server, shortcuts, strategy, tips and tricks, unlockables, video games

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play fair? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! We have cheat codes for everyone to use, because who needs to play by the rules anyway?

Join our server and experience the thrill of flying around like a majestic unicorn, spawning in endless amounts of diamonds, and turning all your enemies into harmless chickens. And that’s not all – rumor has it that if you enter the secret cheat code, you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs can fly and creepers do the cha-cha.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join ours and experience the ultimate Minecraft madness? Come join us and let the chaos begin!

ZombieJobsMC

Apocalypse, brainstorm, Brainstorming, brainstorming activities, brainstorming exercises, brainstorming ideas, brainstorming process, brainstorming session, brainstorming strategies, brainstorming techniques, brainstorming tools, Creative, Horror, Jobs, real, Survival, Undead, useful, ZombieJobsMC, zombies

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Falling into the Void:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Potions Brewed:	69
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where zombies just mindlessly attack you? Well, look no further because on our server, we’ve put those zombies to work! That’s right, these undead dudes are now serving up some serious skills, like farming, building, and even giving haircuts (they’re surprisingly good with shears). Join us and witness the zombie uprising… in a totally helpful way! Who knew the zombie apocalypse could be so productive?

CraftyComradesMC

aerial combat, Commander, Conflict, CraftyComradesMC, Deception, Defense, duped, eastern europe, intelligence, military deception, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, Misinformation, Propaganda, realistic models, reconnaissance, russian military, Surveillance, Ukrainian Air Force, warfare tactics

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we have ukrainian air force commanders tricking russian military with FAKE models!!! u can be part of the epic battle between fake planes and real planes, who will win? join now to find out and maybe even learn some sneaky tricks from the ukrainian air force commander!!! it’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the skies!!!

LavenderSMP: Where we pretend to be semi-vanilla while secretly plotting our vanilla takeover

accessible, Allies, Bouquet, character traits, Community, Flowers, form, fresh start, Gathering, jotform, Judgement-Free, LavenderSMP, LGBTQ, Lore, lower end, Meaning, MINIMAL, plotting, Plugins, PRETEND, safe space, Secretly, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, TAKEOVER, Technology, Vanilla

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	6065
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	89	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Minecraft Flower SMP Server Overview

Description
Hello, I am hosting an SMP oriented around flowers! We will be doing some lore, but it is optional if you just want to play the game and come have fun with us. Please be aware that “semi-vanilla” means that it has plugins, not mods. We have a minimal amount of plugins, and do not plan to offer a modded experience at this time as to be accessible to those with lower end technology. ♡

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Who can join the server?	The only requirement to join is to be LGBTQ+ or at least one of our close, involved allies as this server was specifically created in mind to be a safe space for the community.
What is the theme of the SMP?	The basic idea of the SMP is that everyone gets to pick any flower that has a meaning. Their character should have the traits of their flower, creating a community of diverse characters.
Can I start fresh on the server?	We do not currently offer a fresh start, as the server has already started. However, you are still welcome to join and participate in the community.
How can I join the server?	Fill out the short form at https://form.jotform.com/241691616366058 to join the Flower SMP server.

CraftyBitchAss Minecraft Server

ACCUSATION, ai, ap english, AP exam, bitchass english teacher, chinese mom, CraftyBitchAss, Credit, cry, DEADLINE, essay, grading, high school, Minecraft, neck pillow, pass class, principals office, Rewrite, self esteem, Server, Zero

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6559
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	27	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Are you tired of strict teachers accusing you of using AI to write your essays? Do you want a place where you can goof off and still get credit for your work? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be accused of is building too many diamond castles! Our server is a safe space for all students who need a break from the stress of school. Plus, our AI will never rat you out to the principal! So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because here, the only thing you’ll be failing at is not having enough fun!

QueenCraft Minecraft Server

01472526, 10.1080, 2023, 2297542, abs, academic articles, Black queens, cartoon porn, chud white boys, Đôi, feminist beauty, journals, Minecraft, QueenCraft, Server, tandfonline, twerking

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2455
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Are you tired of being a chud white boy and ready to bow down to our Black queens? Join our Minecraft server where we celebrate the beauty of twerking feminist asses and publish academic articles about it! While you’re busy jerking off to cartoon porn, we’re out here changing the world, one twerk at a time. So come on, join us and let’s shake things up in more ways than one!

CakeWars: NoNephewAllowed

adult food, birthday cake, cakewars, Cheating husband, children’s food, crab bake, family conflict, family dynamic, fancy food, gold digger, Grandchild, inlaws, judgmental, Lifestyle, mom shaming, nephew, NoNephewAllowed, Parenting styles, picky eater, sister, social media, thrifty moms

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9389
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your in-laws’ crab bake? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even toddlers are allowed to feast on crab and wear adorable crab hats. Join us and experience the drama of family feuds over social media, where your mom and sister might block you for letting your child enjoy fancy food. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, even if your family isn’t. Plus, if you join now, you might just witness a virtual birthday party where the cake sponsor decides to boycott and the drama unfolds like never before. So come on down to our server, where the only thing crazier than the gameplay is the family dynamics!

NoobvilleCraft

10. Constant need for validation, 11. Unwillingness to admit faults, 12. Poor emotional intelligence, 13. Blaming others for their mistakes, 14. Lack of self-reflection, 15. Self-absorbed behavior, 16. Inconsiderate actions, 17. Arrogant attitude, 18. Insensitivity towards others, 19. Oblivious to social norms, 2. Ignoring social cues, 20. Delusional sense of superiority, 3. Narcissistic tendencies, 4. Self-centeredness, 5. Inability to take criticism, 6. Disregard for others’ feelings, 7. Lack of introspection, 8. Overbearing personality, 9. Sense of entitlement, lack of empathy, NoobvilleCraft

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4360
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Holy Grails Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Join our Minecraft server if you want to witness the most epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and launching exploding chickens at each other. Our server is so crazy that players have been known to build entire castles made out of TNT just for fun. If you want to experience a world where the laws of physics don’t apply and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion), then this is the place for you. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies like to bust a move when they’re not trying to eat your brains. So come on over and join the madness – just make sure you have some serious self-awareness, because you’re going to need it in this wild and wacky world!

CreeperCeasefireCraft

ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, CreeperCeasefireCraft, diplomatic efforts., Hamas, Hamas leadership, hostage crisis, hostage release agreement, hostage release plan, international diplomacy, Israel-Palestine relations, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace process, Palestinian politics, peace negotiations, Political Agreements, political reconciliation, Terrorism, united states involvement, us foreign policy, US-backed ceasefire

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Animals Bred:	66	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Astral Projections Made:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Crops Grown:	5622
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A MINECRAFT ROLLER COASTER! U CAN BUILD WHATEVER U WANT, LIKE A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY AND COWS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA! JOIN US AND U MIGHT EVEN FIND A SECRET PORTAL TO A LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS! PLUS, WE HAVE FREE CAKE EVERY WEDNESDAY AND A PET CHICKEN NAMED MR. CLUCKS WHO TELLS JOKES! WHY WOULD U WANNA MISS OUT ON ALL THIS CRAZINESS?! JOIN NOW OR U MIGHT MISS THE CHANCE TO RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A DRAGON MADE OF JELLO!