2024 Best squeamish New Minecraft Servers

DoggyFixersCraft

Boundaries, Communication, Decision making, dog behavior, dog health, dog in heat, dog ownership, dog training, DoggyFixersCraft, Dogs, family conflict, female dog, parenting, pet care, pet parenting, pet responsibility, pet surgery, pet welfare, Pets, spaying, veterinarian

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of responsibility and taking care of your pets? Look no further! Join our server where we make sure all virtual dogs are spayed and neutered to avoid any messy situations like bleeding all over the place.

Just like this mom took matters into her own hands and got her daughter’s dog fixed without her knowing, we take care of business on our server. No need to worry about blood stains on your virtual furniture or having to deal with a stubborn player who refuses to do the right thing for their pet.

Join us for a wild ride of crazy pet stories and hilarious antics, where the only thing bleeding will be your enemies in PvP battles. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the laughter begin!

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CraveCraft Minecraft Server

adventurous eating, Appetite, CraveCraft, cravings, cuisine, Culinary, culinary exploration, dislike, experimentation, Flavors, Food, food aversion, food challenges, foodie, Gastronomy, Minecraft, PALATE, picky eater, Preference, Server, Taste, taste buds, trying new things

Are you tired of being a picky eater in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server and feast on all the virtual food your heart desires! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got it all!

But beware, our server is home to the legendary Foodie Monster, a creature who roams the land searching for players to challenge to food-eating contests. Do you have what it takes to out-eat this monstrous foe and claim the title of Foodie Champion?

Join now and embark on a culinary adventure like no other! Just remember to bring your appetite and a sense of humor, because things are about to get deliciously ridiculous!

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ParentingProHacks

bad parenting, parenting advice, parenting controversies, parenting deception, parenting ethics, parenting hacks, parenting manipulation, parenting scandals, parenting shortcuts, parenting strategies, parenting tactics, parenting techniques, parenting tips, parenting tricks, ParentingProHacks, questionable behavior, questionable parenting, questionable tactics, unethical behavior, unethical parenting

Are you tired of your parents constantly nagging you to do your chores and homework? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll teach you the most unethical parenting hacks to get out of doing anything! Need an excuse to stay up late playing Minecraft? Just tell your parents you’re conducting important research on the server! Want to avoid cleaning your room? Claim that you need to focus on building your virtual empire instead! Our server is the perfect place for rebellious kids who want to stick it to the man (or in this case, their parents)! Join now and unleash your inner mischief maker!

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MapleCraft Server

American dream, Canadian expats, Canadians, citizenship, cross-border, cultural exchange, economic strain, EMIGRATION, expatriates, Financial Stability, foreign nationals, immigration, international move, Job Opportunities, MapleCraft, moving to the U.S., North America, quality of life, record levels, Relocation, Server, tax pressures

so like, if you join our server, you won’t have to worry about all that boring stuff cuz we got a secret portal that takes you to a magical land where taxes don’t exist and everyone speaks in emojis.

Plus, we have a pet llama named Larry who can do backflips and tell jokes in five different languages.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. But watch out for the evil chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes – they guard the best loot.

So come join us on our server and escape the real world craziness for a while. Who needs economic strain when you can build a giant castle out of rainbow blocks and ride a flying pig into the sunset? Let’s get weird, my dudes.

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CraftyKimJongUn

Armament, Conflict, CraftyKimJongUn, Diplomacy, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, provocation, putin, russia, sanctions, Tension, threat, Ukraine, united states, West

so, like, you know how putin is all like “i’m gonna arm north korea”? well, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this cray cray minecraft server! join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pvp battles, where you can team up with kim jong un himself and take on the whole dang world!

we’ve got custom weapons like rocket launchers and nukes, so you can really bring the heat to your enemies. plus, our map is a replica of the ukraine, so you can reenact all the political drama while building your own empire.

come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this chaotic world where anything goes. just watch out for putin, he’s always lurking around the corner ready to cause some trouble!

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BloodCraft: Solid Liquid Gas

biological fluids, blood components, blood composition, blood function, blood physiology, Bloodcraft, carbon dioxide exchange, circulatory system, gas, gases, hemoglobin, human biology, liquid, liquids, medical science, nutrient transport, oxygen transport, Plasma, platelets, red blood cells, solid, Solids, waste removal, white blood cells

are you tired of boring minecraft servers where nothing exciting happens? well, come join our server where your blood contains solids, liquids, and gases all at the same time! it’s like a science experiment gone wrong, but in a fun way!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly your blood starts fizzing like a soda pop! or fighting off creepers while your blood turns into a solid block of ice! it’s chaos and we love it!

our server is like no other, with crazy events like the annual bloodbath where players battle it out with their unpredictable blood powers. who knows what will happen next? join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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CraftyLSD: CureDepressions!

clinical trial, CraftyLSD, CureDepressions, depression, DRUG, experimental drugs, innovative therapy, innovative treatment, lsd, mental health, Mental Wellness, MindBio, mood disorders, neurotransmitters, pharmaceuticals, Phase IIa trial, psychedelic therapy, psychiatric medication, serotonin, Symptoms, therapeutic benefits, Treatment

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on a trip? Well, look no further because our server is like taking a hit of MindBio’s LSD-based drug!

Join us and watch as your depression symptoms magically disappear, just like in MindBio’s Phase IIa trial. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild, you’ll feel like you’re in a psychedelic wonderland. Build your own trippy creations, explore bizarre landscapes, and battle crazy mobs that will make you question reality.

So come on, join us and experience the ultimate Minecraft trip of a lifetime! Just remember to hold on tight and enjoy the ride, because things are about to get weird. See you on the other side, fellow adventurers!

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AussieSMP: Where kangaroos mine diamonds and koalas build epic bases! 1.20.4+ Java/Bedrock server with Discord

1.20.4, application, AussieSMP, Bases, BUILD, Chunks, Community, Creative, diamonds, Discord, Economy, Epic, Griefing, Javabedrock, Kangaroos, Koalas, Land claiming, LIVESTREAMS, Network, Redstone, Reset, Respect, rules, Server, smp, Survival, Sydney, Teleport, Trading, Vanilla, Whitelist, Wiki
Minecraft Server Overview

IP mc.aus.gg

Server Location Sydney, Australia

Discord invite link:

https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/other/discord

Apply here:

https://wiki.aussiesmp.com/apply-now

AussieSMP

The AussieSMP is an Australian hosted Survival server with a small community of players from around the world. The server is a whitelisted application-based server, if you would like to join you will need to use the link above. This is put in place so that players feel safe that their builds will remain intact and that we don’t have anyone who won’t fit in to the culture on the server. That being said we are always looking for new members and you are welcome to apply at any time!

The gameplay is mostly vanilla with some extra quality of life features like teleports, features that promote player trading and methods to protect from griefing.

If you are wanting to have a ‘pure vanilla’ experience, this server probably won’t be for you as it has some teleport commands and an economy backed by diamonds, but if you’re interested in that, then this server might be a good choice for you (and your friends!).

The server is hosted in Sydney, Australia, meaning if you are in Australia or New Zealand you’ll have a low latency to the server. If you are from somewhere else in the world you are also welcome to join us, just keep in mind that your latency might be a bit higher than the rest of the people on the server and players might not be active while you are on because of timezone differences.

Features:
- The server is running the latest version so you can enjoy all the new features of the most recent update of Minecraft.
- Many other survival servers modify various game mechanics, one of the main aims of this server is to not change too much of the Vanilla mechanics such as how entities act, villagers, terrain generation etc.
- A decently sized shopping area that is filled with player created shops that promotes a feeling of community and helps players easily trade between each other. Players use diamonds as currency within these shops to trade for other items/blocks.
- Getting out of spawn and into new lands is easy with the use of a random teleport command which can be accessed by right-clicking the NPC at spawn or by typing /rtp…
Rules
1. Don’t be a dick
2. Absolutely no griefing
3. No spamming
4. Be respectful
5. Don’t swear excessively
6. No hacking or exploits (this includes xray!)
7. No ban evasion
8. Don’t be the reason rules need to be expanded or added
9. Please use common sense!
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Frieren’s Shameless Minecraft Server

adult content, Anime, awkward, awkward situation, comedic relief, comedy, EMBARRASSING, FANTASY, fantasy world, Frieren-sama, Frierens, humor, Inappropriate Behavior, Magical Girl, Manga, manga scene, Masturbation, mimic, mimicry, Minecraft, Server, Shameless, voyeurism

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people just build houses and mine for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a player who uses a mimic to…uh…pleasure themselves. Yes, you read that right. Join us for some truly unforgettable and questionable experiences. Who knows what other wild shenanigans you’ll come across on our server? So come on, join us and let’s get weird together!

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

assault prevention, Babes, blocky, bystander intervention, false accusation, Gaslighting, gender discrimination, heroism, injustice, legal system failure, Minecraft, Misogyny, Police Brutality, public shaming, rape, self defense, Server, sexual assault, social media backlash, street harassment, toxic masculinity, victim advocacy, victim blaming, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of being falsely accused of crimes you didn’t commit? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the real world drama and build your own virtual paradise!

We promise no crazy girls with AirPods will be screaming “RAPE” at you here. Just pure, unadulterated fun and creativity. Plus, if you happen to save someone from a car accident, we’ll actually believe you and not send you to jail.

So come join us and let’s build a world where women don’t call you a disgusting rapist freak fuck loser for simply trying to be a hero. Minecraft – where crazy accusations don’t exist, only endless possibilities!

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IP	mc.aus.gg
Server Location	Sydney, Australia

Minecraft Server Overview

Discord invite link:

Apply here:

AussieSMP

Features:

Rules