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SheepQueen’s Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2612
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Animals Bred:	189
Endless Night Skies:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there! Join now for outrageous reasons like: – Our models change every six weeks because we like to keep things fresh and funky! – We have the most obvious shipping bait that will never pay off, but hey, it’s fun to dream, right? – Our streamer has an infamous squeaky voice that will make you laugh until you cry (or cringe, we won’t judge)! – We make safe horny jokes that will have you rolling on the floor with laughter (or confusion, again, no judgment)! – Our sexy designs are so middle of the road, they’re practically on the sidewalk! – And to top it all off, our streamer somehow won a streaming award, even though we’re not quite sure how that happened!

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the madness! Who needs a reason when you can have a good time with us? Plus, our streamer overcame a fatal health condition, just like other tubers, but she’s somehow extra special. Why? Who knows! Just come join the fun and find out for yourself!

CraftyGenZLand

CraftyGenZLand, cutting-edge research, future predictions, future technology, futuristic breakthrough, game-changing invention, global transformation, groundbreaking discovery, groundbreaking innovation, innovation, Millennials, next big thing, paradigm shift., revolutionary discovery, revolutionary impact, scientific breakthrough, Scientific progress, societal impact, technological advancement, transformative discovery, world-changing

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	8730
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Crops Grown:	5463	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind! Join us and be a part of the first groundbreaking discovery that will change the world forever – we have uncovered a secret portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds grow on trees!

But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the Nether, guarded by a pack of friendly zombie pigmen who love to play pranks on unsuspecting players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and be a part of the craziest, most mind-blowing adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

KurskCraft: Belarus Border Battle

battle, Belarus, border, border control, Bridge.., Conflict, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Kursk Offensive, KurskCraft, kyiv, Military, military deployment, Political, SECURITY, Tension, Troops, Ukrainian border

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	7312
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Towns Built:	10
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dimension Hops:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

lmao u gotta join this minecraft server, it’s so lit that even Belarus is sending troops to check it out! Kyiv be out here blowing up bridges just to get a sneak peek at the crazy builds on this server.

We got villagers doing backflips, creepers breakdancing, and pigs flying (literally, we got a mod for that).

Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of all time. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself plays on this server and he’s looking for some new friends to prank. Don’t miss out, join now before the Ender Dragon steals all the diamonds!

Starfall Sanctuary: Where breaking blocks is the only thing we’re good at. Join us now (if you’re over 18)!

anti cheat, blocks, BREAKING, claim system, Community, custom pictures, Economy, Features, Good, Grief Protection, Join, Leaderboards, Minecraft, player head drop., quality of life, Rollback, Sanctuary, Season, Semi Vanilla, Server, shopping district, Simplevoicechat, slime chunk, smp, starfall, trial chambers vaults, Version, Youre

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	1779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Dimension Hops:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	play.starfallsanctuary.com (Join our discord to be whitelisted)
Server Location	USA – New York
Community Location	Worldwide (From Eastern Europe to Hawaii our players come from everywhere!)

What makes this server special?

We’re an established, tight-knit, 18+ community looking to welcome new players to our semi-vanilla survival server. Our server offers a classic Minecraft experience with just a few quality-of-life enhancements to keep things interesting.

Features:

Exciting Community Project
Diamond based economy with Shopping District
Anti-Cheat + Grief Protection + Claim System
Custom picture importing
Trial Chambers Vaults reset
New Season with fresh map
Quality of Life enhancements

You are one short whitelist away to join us on our new adventure!

https://discord.gg/mf9Xp6GZw9

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord to get whitelisted and receive the server IP.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we are a free server without pay-to-win practices.
Are there any grief protection measures in place?	Yes, we have Anti-Cheat, Grief Protection, and a Claim System to prevent griefing.
Can I import custom pictures into the server?	Yes, you can request to upload any 500×500 pictures on the server in map form.
When do Trial Chambers Vaults reset?	They reset after 2 days, allowing you to come back and try to get your Core.

NoGamesMC Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	303	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	297	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old games and rules? Well, look no further because our server is so wild and unpredictable that even we don’t know what’s going on half the time!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining diamonds while being chased by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats. Or how about building a house only to have it randomly explode every time you step inside? It’s like a real-life game of Minesweeper, but with more explosions and llamas.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other animals with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a battle of wits and feathers, you’ll earn the title of Chicken Whisperer and gain the ability to summon an army of chicken minions to do your bidding.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just don’t ask us why it’s called “NO GAMESI DONT KNOW WHY” – we’re still trying to figure that out ourselves!

CraftyCosplayWhores Minecraft SMP

Anime, character portrayal, convention, COSPLAY, cosplay thread, cosplay whores, costume play, CraftyCosplayWhores, creative expression, dressing up, Fandom, FANTASY, Geek Culture, good cosplay, Manga, Minecraft, pop culture, role-play, Sci Fi, smp, video games, Whores, Yesterday

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	4042
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP where everyone cosplays as their favorite mob? Well, look no further because on our server, yesterday was the good cosplay thread where players dressed up as creepers, skeletons, and even the elusive Ender Dragon! It was a sight to behold, with players sneaking up on each other in their best mob disguises and causing chaos everywhere they went. Join us for the most epic cosplay showdowns and see if you have what it takes to blend in with the mobs!

MILcraftGiftGoneWrong

bride, celebration, Contribution, ENGAGEMENT, engagement dinner, engagement party, Expenses, family, family conflict, family meeting, future mother in law, groom, large gift, MILcraftGiftGoneWrong, Party, Venue, Wedding, Wedding celebration, wedding expenses, wedding planning, wedding traditions

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7043
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Potions Brewed:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Are you tired of dealing with overbearing in-laws trying to plan a second wedding for your engagement? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape the drama in the real world!

On our server, you can build your dream engagement party venue without spending a dime. Invite all your family members and friends from both sides to meet in a virtual world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some blocky constraints).

No need to worry about expensive venues or catering costs, because everything is free in Minecraft land! Plus, you can customize every detail to your liking without any interference from pushy mother-in-laws.

So say goodbye to the stress of planning a second wedding and hello to a fun and relaxing time on our server. Who needs a fancy party when you can have a virtual celebration with unlimited possibilities? Join now and let the blocky festivities begin!

BoomerCraft SMP

age, aging gracefully, BoomerCraft, classic, cultural references, Experience, generational differences, habits, Maturity, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, old school, Outdated, pastimes, Reminiscing, senior citizen, showing age, smp, time period, Traditional, vintage, wisdom

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4681
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server and experience the ultimate chaos and hilarity that only a group of Minecraft players with questionable sanity can provide.

Our server is like no other – we have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Join us and help thwart their evil plans (or maybe join them, we won’t judge).

But that’s not all! We also have a group of villagers who have started a boy band and are looking for backup dancers. Can you bust a move like a pro? Then this is the server for you!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, insanity, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it!

MineGirrlzNoNoz

advice, Behavior, Communication, Community, comparison, Competition, empowerment, gossiping, habits, judgment, MineGirrlzNoNoz, Negativity, reddit, relationships, self improvement, self love, self-care, STOP, Support, wish, Women

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1122
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
New Chunks Explored:	494675	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Buildings Constructed:	46	Void Gems Collected:	16
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of other Minecraft servers being a total snooze fest? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We have unicorns roaming the lands, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a dragon, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride pigs into battle, build a house out of candy canes, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, all players are required to wear silly hats at all times for maximum fun levels.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraft Server: Chernobyl Edition

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	9382
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

so like, u know how ukraine has this nuclear plant, right? well, the IAEA (whatever that is) says the safety there is like, getting worse. but like, who cares about that when u can join our minecraft server instead?! we promise u won’t get any radiation poisoning here, just lots of fun and crazy adventures. come join us and escape the deteriorating safety of ukraine’s nuclear plant. who needs that drama when u can be building epic structures and battling zombies with us? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker for when things get really sketchy. so come on, what are u waiting for? join us now and leave all that nuclear plant nonsense behind!

SoapCraft2024

#ethiopia, 2024.., Africa, award, cancer treatment, community impact, global recognition, Healthcare, innovation, inspiration, medical breakthrough, Science, skin cancer, soap, SoapCraft2024, success, Teen, teenage entrepreneur, Time’s Kid of the Year, young inventor

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	667
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, we got a ethiopia-born teen who developed soap to treat skin cancer on our server and guess what? he just got named Time’s 2024 Kid of the Year! how cool is that? u can come hang out with a celeb on our server, build crazy stuff, and maybe even cure some virtual skin cancer while ur at it. so what u waitin for? join now and be part of the coolest minecraft server in the universe!