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NoBoysAllowed Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, Boyfriend, cat friendly, Communication, concerns, employment situation, Hometown, house rules, living situation, Minecraft, NoBoysAllowed, parents, rental agreement, roommate, saying no, Server, speaking up, squatter, Tenant, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE, vouched for

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Enchantments Applied:	137
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Chimeras Created:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Potions Brewed:	113
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9155	Mineshafts Explored:	2

🤣🤣 Welcome to the most drama-filled Minecraft server ever! Join now for a chance to experience the crazy roommate saga firsthand! 🏠💥

🤪 Picture this: your roommate’s boyfriend moves in unexpectedly, causing chaos and confusion in the house. Will he be a good roommate or a total disaster? Find out on our server! 🙈🔑

😂 But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle of wills as the OP stands her ground against the roommate’s demands. Will she give in or hold her ground? Only on our server! 💪🏼💥

🤣🤣 And don’t miss out on the thrilling conclusion as the OP’s parents step in to lay down the law. Will they say yes or no to the boyfriend moving in? The suspense is killing us! 🤯🤯

Join now for a rollercoaster ride of roommate drama, unexpected twists, and hilarious misunderstandings. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today! 🎉🎮

Crafty Refugee Squatters – Where even Steve can’t resist a good squat!

aid, Assistance, Challenges, collaboration, Community, Crafty, Crisis, displacement, Global, Good, Government, homelessness, humanitarian, intervention, Issue, long-term solutions, policy, refugee, resettlement, Resist, solution, squat, squatter, squatters, steve, Support

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	9869
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	26	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chimeras Created:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has a solution to the refugee squatter issue! Join us and witness epic battles between refugees and squatters as they fight for control of the land. Will the refugees build a utopia or will the squatters reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a good prank. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us today!

Crafty Creepers: Where Americans and Jews unite in blocky harmony!

1. Americans, AMERICANS, Avrahim 7. US, blocky, brown people, Christfag, Crafty, CREEPERS, Dna, ENTITLEMENT, Europe, Harmony, holy land 4. religious persecution, Immigrants, irish, Israel 2. land theft, Jews, Kraut 6. Yeshua, native genocide, original lands, palestinians, replica Jew, reservations, settlers 5. Gaza, squatter, stolen property 3. Mexican, SUPREME, unite, white nation, white race

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Votes:	7385
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Are you tired of all the serious talk about politics and immigration? Do you want to escape to a world where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content? Then join our Minecraft server, where you can leave all the drama behind and focus on creating your own epic adventures!

Forget about borders and boundaries, on our server, everyone is welcome to join in on the fun. Build your own empire, explore vast landscapes, and battle epic monsters with your friends. And don’t worry, there are no reservations here – unless you count the ones you make for your epic builds!

So come on over and join us on our server, where you can be whoever you want to be and leave all the real-world drama behind. Who needs politics when you have a diamond sword and a creeper to defeat? Join now and let the epic adventures begin!

Meteorite Mayhem Server

asteroid belt, asteroid impacts, Astronomy, celestial bodies, Celestial Events, collisions, cosmic debris, cosmic origins, geology, impact craters, impact events, Jupiter, mars, MAYHEM, meteorite, meteorites, planetary collisions, planetary science, Server, solar system, Space, space exploration, space rocks

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

yo, come join our epic minecraft server where we got meteorites raining down like confetti at a party! why settle for boring old diamonds when you can mine for space rocks, amirite?

imagine the thrill of dodging meteorites while building your epic castle or battling mobs. who needs a boring old asteroid belt when you can have one in minecraft?

plus, rumor has it that mining a meteorite gives you special powers like flying or shooting fireballs from your hands. so come join us and become the ultimate space warrior in the minecraft universe!

remember, seventy percent of meteorites can be linked to a just a handful of collisions in the asteroid belt between Mars and Jupiter. so join our server and be part of the cosmic chaos!

NovaSky

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	5685
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Welcome to NovaSky, a Minecraft server where strategy and creativity come together. Enjoy an active economy, weekly events, and a friendly community, you can enjoy for now SURVIVAL. PVP and more in the future. Protect your builds and explore a world full of possibilities. Join us and start your adventure today.

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Love Poland Minecraft Server

#youtube, Adventure, Beautiful, culture, Destination, eastern europe, European, Explore, heritage, History, love, Minecraft, Poland, Polish, Server, SightSeeing, tourism, travel, vacation, Video, vlog, vlogger

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	256
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Dimension Hops:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6176	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Animals Bred:	132

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity!

Join us for the chance to explore a virtual Poland like you’ve never seen before! Dig up some potatoes, build a castle out of pierogi, and ride pigs into battle against evil snowmen. It’s a poland-tastic adventure waiting for you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy, you might just find yourself getting sucked into your computer screen and joining the virtual world for real. Who needs real life when you can live in a world where pigs fly and creepers tell knock-knock jokes?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience that will leave you saying, “I love polandP-p-p-p poland!” (Just ignore the fact that the bag is a bit shitty, it adds to the charm, trust us).

No_Hope_For_You_Retards Minecraft SMP

ableism, bullying, dehumanization., derogatory language, Despair, discrimination, disrespectful behavior., exclusion, harmful language, hopelessness, hurtful words, ignorance, insensitivity, insults, intolerance, lack of empathy, marginalization, Minecraft, negative attitude, No_Hope_For_You_Retards, offensive language, prejudice, smp

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6786
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Endless Night Skies:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Void Gems Collected:	12	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! If you’re looking for a server where there’s no hope for you retards, then look no further. Our server is filled with insane challenges, absurd pranks, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are.

Join us if you dare to face off against the most deranged mobs, build the most outrageous structures, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. But beware, there’s no hope for you retards here – only endless laughter and mayhem.

So why should you join this Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and have a good time? Plus, rumor has it that the server’s founder once rode a pig off a cliff while juggling diamond swords. True story.

So come on, join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where there’s no hope for you retards. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

GoldDiggerGamerLOL

Boundaries, brother-in-law, Disrespect, disrespectful behavior., equal responsibilities, family dynamics, family relationships, family vacation, Financial, financial assistance, financial contribution, gold digger, GoldDiggerGamerLOL, harmless jokes, in-laws, overreacting, second guessing, Sensitive, Support, TEAM, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

ApproachMeIRL Minecraft SMP

approach, ApproachMeIRL, charming, Clever, Communication, conversation starter, Creative, Engaging, face to face, human interaction, in person, Interaction, memorable, Minecraft, out of the box, personal connection, Real Life, smp, Social Skills, spontaneous, unexpected, Unique, Witty

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	526
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4

So, picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly a llama dressed as a wizard appears out of nowhere. It starts spitting out diamonds and emeralds, and then it pulls out a sign that says “Join our SMP for unlimited riches and epic adventures!” You’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But you can’t resist the lure of magical llamas, so you follow it to the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of a SMP!

CraftyLoveTips

advice, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, CraftyLoveTips, emotional intelligence, Expectations, first serious relationship, forgiveness, growth, Honesty, love, patience, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, Tips, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	6717
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Crops Grown:	5600
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7238
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring old relationships in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest virtual relationships you’ve ever seen! Our players have been known to propose with diamond rings made out of pixels and have epic virtual weddings in front of a crowd of creepers. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in a blocky world full of endless possibilities? Join now and see if you can find your virtual soulmate!

WarriorsOfTheBlock

asylum seekers, cross-border conflict, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european union, fleeing war, foreign soldiers, French visas, humanitarian crisis, immigration, immigration policies, international conflict, military conflict, military desertion, military intervention, political asylum, Refugees, Russian soldiers, Ukraine, war refugees, WarriorsOfTheBlock

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4612
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Secret Passages Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Buildings Constructed:	34
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where we have SIX russian soldiers who somehow got french visas after running away from a war in ukraine!!! like what even is that story??? but hey, if they can escape a war zone, imagine the crazy adventures you can have on our server! build a base, fight off zombies, and maybe even learn some russian war tactics from our new friends. join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

Roman Olive Oil Scrappers

Ancient, Ancient civilization, Ancient Romans, ancient rome, Civilization, Cooking, Culinary, culinary history, culture, Food, food history, History, Mediterranean, Oil, Olive, olive oil, olive oil scrapping, Román, Roman cuisine, Roman culture, Rome, Scrappers, Scrapping, Thoughts

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	5271
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mines Excavated:	1100
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ores Mined:	9113	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

join this epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs as mounts and rainbow-colored creepers that explode in glitter! the ancient romans used to play minecraft too, that’s why we have olive oil scrapping thoughts! build a castle made entirely of cheese or ride a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil llamas. with our custom plugins, you can shoot lasers out of your eyes and summon a giant chicken to do your bidding. come join the fun and see why this server is the craziest and most random one out there!

Left Handed Musician’s Brain

Brain, brain activity, brain development, brain pathways, brain plasticity, cognitive function, cognitive neuroscience, cognitive skills, creativity, Development, Handed, handedness, language development, language processing, Lateralization, left, left handed, linguistic abilities, Music, music cognition, Musicians, neuroscience, Unique

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1592	Mythical Swords Crafted:	45
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Enchantments Applied:	234	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5

come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got left-handed musicians playin’ all day erryday! these peeps got some wild brain pathways goin’ on for language processing, so you know it’s gonna be a party up in here! watch as they build insane structures with their lefty skills and communicate in ways you never thought possible. join now for a brain-bendin’ good time!