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Bioaerosol Bidet Breeze Server

airborne bacteria, bathroom hygiene, bidet, bidet toilets, Bioaerosol, bioaerosols, breeze, E.coli, exhaust fan, health risks, indoor air quality, infectious diseases, public health, research study, S. aureus, sanitation, sanitation practices, Server, squat toilets, toilet design, toilet flushing, toilet technology, ventilation, ventilation systems

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	6584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Buildings Constructed:	26
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	5706	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can build your own squat toilets and unleash the power of bioaerosols on your enemies! Want to dominate the competition? Just give a second flush and watch them run in fear! But don’t worry, we have active ventilation with an exhaust fan to keep the risks low. So come on, join us and let the madness begin!

GrandCraftyHeist

cousins, Estate Planning, extended family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family inheritance, family legacy, family relationships, Family secrets, family wealth, financial dispute, generational wealth, GrandCraftyHeist, Grandparents, Inheritance, real estate, selling house, sibling rivalry, trust fund

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

Are you tired of family drama and want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest Minecraft house? Join our server and leave all that real-life nonsense behind!

On our server, you won’t have to deal with entitled cousins trying to get a cut of your hard-earned profits. In fact, we encourage you to keep all the diamonds for yourself and build the most epic castle imaginable!

Our server is like a virtual trust fund for you and your brother, where the only drama comes from creepers blowing up your creations. So come join us and let’s build a world where family feuds are a thing of the past and the only thing that matters is having fun in Minecraft!

HateBrusselsSprouts Minecraft SMP

changing tastes, childhood favorites, childhood games, childhood memories, childhood toys, childhood treats, childhood TV shows, DISLIKES, growing up, HateBrusselsSprouts, kids activities, kids entertainment, kids shows, kids’ food, kids’ hobbies, kids’ interests, kids’ pastimes, kids’ preferences, kids’ snacks, Minecraft, Nostalgia, smp

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	3435
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7465	Secret Passages Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Remember that one toy you used to play with for hours on end as a kid, but now it just collects dust in the corner of your room? Well, this Minecraft SMP is like that toy, except it’s still as awesome as ever! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy shenanigans, and a community so tight-knit, it’s like we’re all one big dysfunctional family.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the server is actually built on top of a hidden treasure trove filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, word on the street is that the server’s founder is actually a retired pirate who buried his loot somewhere on the map. Will you be the one to find it and claim your riches?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky adventure and rediscover the joy of Minecraft all over again. Who knows, you might just find that the thing you once loved as a kid is even better now that you’re all grown up.

BlockBusterCrime

BlockBusterCrime, consequences, crime, Decision making, Dilemma, Ethics, hypothetical consequence, hypothetical crime, hypothetical question, hypothetical scenario, hypothetical situation, illegal, Justice, law, moral dilemma, morality, never happen again, personal values, punishment, society, worst crime

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2844
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	8666	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mines Excavated:	1135	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37

Are you tired of creepers blowing up your hard work? Sick of getting lost in the Nether and never finding your way back? Join our Minecraft server and never worry about these problems again!

Our server is so safe, even the Ender Dragon wouldn’t dare mess with us. We’ve got a secret army of enchanted diamond armor-wearing llamas ready to protect you at all costs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a magical potion that turns all dirt blocks into diamonds. Say goodbye to mining for hours on end, now you can just plant some grass and watch the bling roll in.

So come join us and never worry about the worst Minecraft crimes again. Just be prepared to defend your diamond llamas with your life.

BlockBlast Minecraft Server

BlockBlast, border tensions, CASUALTIES, Conflict, cross-border conflict, hezbollah, international news, Israel, Israeli citizen, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, military response, Minecraft, missile attacks, regional instability, retaliation fears, Rockets, security concerns, security threats, Server, violence, War

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	2470
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

lol imagine if rockets were fired in minecraft and you had to dodge them while building your epic base! that’s the kind of crazy fun you can have on our server! join now and experience the thrill of dodging virtual rockets while trying to survive and thrive in a world full of danger and excitement! who needs boring old regular minecraft when you can have this kind of insane action?! come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos!

GalileeGriefers

Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, death, Destruction, Galilee, GalileeGriefers, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, RETALIATION, rocket strike, Tension, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6970
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchantments Applied:	91	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only rockets you’ll see are the ones you shoot out of your TNT cannon! forget about real life drama like hezbollah strikes, on our server the only explosions you’ll see are from creepers blowing up your house! join now for a chance to build the most epic base and battle it out with other players in insane pvp battles! who needs real life when you can escape to our crazy minecraft world full of endless fun and adventure! come join us now and leave the real world behind!

MemeCraft: Telepathic Efficiency

Advanced, Communication, creativity, cultural phenomenon, digital communication, efficiency, humor, information sharing, internet culture, Memecraft, memes, memes as communication, Messaging, online trends, pop culture, social media, social sharing, Technology, Telepathic, telepathy, viral

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9112
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Divine Spears Created:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

lol come join this epic minecraft server where memes are like, the ultimate form of communication, like you can literally read minds through memes, it’s like telepathy but with more lolz.

we have a secret underground meme society where we decode ancient memes to unlock hidden treasures, like diamond pickaxes that never break and armor made of pure meme energy.

our server is protected by a giant meme dragon that breathes fire memes and guards our meme vault where we keep all the rarest pepes and dat boi memes.

join us if you dare, but beware, once you enter our meme-filled world, there’s no turning back. meme on, my friends, meme on.

NanoSwitchCraft

advanced materials, big way, circuit design, Durability, durability testing, electrical engineering, Electronic Components, electronic devices, fast switching, ferroelectric material, future technology, high-speed transistors, Impact, innovation, MIT scientists, nanosecond speeds, NanoSwitchCraft, promising technology, revolutionize electronics, semiconductor technology, transistors

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	297
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

so like, u know how u always want to build stuff in minecraft but ur redstone game is weak af? well, this server got u covered cuz we got new transistors that switch at nanosecond speeds! that’s like, super fast yo. u can build the craziest redstone contraptions ever and they’ll work like a charm.

and get this, these transistors are made out of ferroelectric material so they’re super durable. u can build a redstone door that opens and closes a million times and it’ll still work perfectly. it’s like magic, but with redstone.

mit scientists say this technology could revolutionize electronics, but we’re bringing it to minecraft first. so come join our server and be a redstone wizard like never before. trust me, ur mind will be blown by the things u can create. it’s gonna be lit, fam.

Burvtree Zombie Apocalypse Server

Anarchy, Apocalypse, base building, Bloodmoon, bloodmoon event, Crafting, Groups, GUNPOWDER, Guns, guns crafting, Hordes, Iron, java, multiplayer, nicely., Redstone, Server, smp, Survival, survival server, zombie, zombie drops, zombie horde, zombies

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	655
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Legions Commanded:	22

This is a new SMP server with guns and zombies! Every 7 nights, there is a bloodmoon, that spawns hordes of zombies that can break and build. You better hope you found a base or built one by then, because you will not survive the zombie horde. You can however, stand a chance if you craft the guns that are in this server. The command “/qa craft” can be used to make guns out of iron, gunpowder, and redstone, which all drop from zombies. You may die a few times, but you should be good if you find one of the few groups that are on this server, Nicely go up to their door and ask if you can stay, or hide in their base if you would like. Do whatever you must to survive the apocalypse.

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FantaCraft Minecraft Server

beverage consumption, beverage preferences, carbonated beverages, carbonated soft drinks, cultural drinks, drink habits, fanta, FantaCraft, favorite drinks, fizzy drinks, fruity drinks, fruity soda, global beverages, global flavors, international drinks, international sodas, Minecraft, orange soda, popular drinks, Server, Soda, soft drink brands, soft drinks

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1855
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where we have an unlimited supply of F𝔞nt𝔞 for all our players. That’s right, forget about mining for resources, just crack open a cold F𝔞nt𝔞 and relax in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground F𝔞nt𝔞 factory where players can embark on a quest to uncover the recipe for this delicious soda. Rumor has it that the recipe is guarded by a giant Creeper who only speaks in F𝔞nt𝔞 slogans.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the fizzy fun for yourself. Who knew that F𝔞nt𝔞 could be the key to unlocking the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

Minecraft SMP – /bgg/ – Baldur’s Gate Builders

Baldurs, baldurs gate, bgg, Builders, Class, companions, consequences, evil path, FAQ, Gate, House of Hope Edition, Karmic Dice, long rest, Minecraft, Minthara, Mods, Mountain Pass, pasta, Patch 5, Patch 6, PC Trailer, ps5 trailer, Race, romance, smp, Tadpoles, The Dark Urge, underdark, Wiki

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Mines Excavated:	4622	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Our server, House of Hope Edition, is where the wildest adventures happen and the craziest stories unfold.

Join us for a chance to build the most ridiculous structures, prank your friends with the most outrageous traps, and embark on quests that will leave you scratching your head in confusion.

But that’s not all! We have Patch 6 live, which introduces flying pigs and dancing llamas to the game. Patch 5 brought in a new dimension where you can battle evil unicorns and ride on rainbow clouds.

Don’t forget to check out our Wiki, where you can learn how to tame a dragon and become the ruler of the server. And if you’re feeling adventurous, dive into our Mods section where you can turn your character into a talking potato or a disco ball.

Still not convinced? Well, we have a FAQ section that will answer all your burning questions, like how to long rest in style and whether you should recruit Minthara for a wild romance.

So what are you waiting for? Join House of Hope Edition today and let the madness begin!