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squat Minecraft Servers

  • Squat City Minecraft Server

    Squat City Minecraft Server
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    Players: 92/500 Votes: 9421
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
    Mythical Quests Completed: 48 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 14
    Glorious Feasts Held: 16 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Forbidden Relics Collected: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of squatting alone in your boring old country? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a whole village dedicated to the Asian/Slav Squat! Our pixelated comrades will keep you company as you perfect your squatting technique and show off your skills to the rest of the server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Squatting Slav statue, rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who pay their respects. Legend has it that anyone who can squat for an hour straight in front of the statue will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and squat your way to victory!

    Foreign Minecraft Server
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  • GymGirlGriefCraft

    GymGirlGriefCraft
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 3305
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 441
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Void Gems Collected: 14
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 5 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 31
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Void Armor Forged: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where spotting someone for a heavy set can lead to drama hotter than the Nether! Join us for a workout like no other, where helping someone with their form might just land you in hot water with your significant other.

    Experience the thrill of making gym buddies and cracking jokes about squat form, all while risking the wrath of your jealous partner. Who knew that a simple act of kindness could lead to such chaos in the world of Minecraft?

    So come on down to our server and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of gym etiquette and relationship drama. Just remember, in this world, even a friendly spot can lead to a spot of trouble.

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  • Power Lifting vs Weight Lifting

    Power Lifting vs Weight Lifting
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 5591
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Runes Activated: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4 Players Killed by Monsters: 1104
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 29 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Falling into the Void: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Alien Abductions: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17

    New Minecraft Servers

    haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like the ultimate powerlifting gym for ur virtual blocky character. u gotta lift them blocks like ur life depends on it, cuz in this server, weightlifting is powerlifting and powerlifting is weightlifting.

    u wanna be the strongest player in all of minecraft? then u gotta join us and start pumpin those pixels like there’s no tomorrow. we got virtual protein shakes and enchanted dumbbells to help u on ur journey to becoming the ultimate blocky beefcake.

    but wait, there’s more! not only do we have the best virtual gym in all of minecraft, but we also have epic quests and challenges that will test ur strength and determination. u gotta fight off hordes of zombie gym bros and lift heavy anvils to prove ur worth.

    so what are u waiting for? join us now and start ur journey to becoming the swolest player in all of minecraft. cuz remember, in this server, powerlifting is all about weight lifting, and weightlifting is all about power lifting. let’s get swole, baby!

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  • SquatCraft: Where even the Olympics can’t evict us!

    SquatCraft: Where even the Olympics can’t evict us!
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 8150
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Gods Slained: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 15 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 483167 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Magic Wands Crafted: 15
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 12
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    🌟🌈 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Olympic torch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with French police evictions, abandoned bus company headquarters, and 450 squatters living their best blocky lives.

    🚓 Imagine the chaos as the police storm in, evicting squatters left and right while you mine for diamonds in peace. Who needs the Olympics when you have this level of drama happening right in your virtual backyard?

    👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Bring your whole family – we’ve got 20 children and 50 women ready to join the fun! Plus, at least ten children are already enrolled in local schools, so you know education is a top priority on our server.

    🏰 Don’t miss out on the action – join now before the next eviction sweeps through and shakes things up again. Who knows, maybe the squatters will build their own virtual city next time! 😉

    📹 Check out the vid for a sneak peek of the chaos, and read the full article for all the juicy details. This server is so wild, even RT News is covering it! #MinecraftMadness

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    Senpai Minecraft Servers
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  • Crafty Refugee Squatters – Where even Steve can’t resist a good squat!

    Crafty Refugee Squatters – Where even Steve can’t resist a good squat!
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    Players: 92/800 Votes: 8707
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Gods Slained: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 17 Meteorite Armor Created: 14
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has a solution to the refugee squatter issue! Join us and witness epic battles between refugees and squatters as they fight for control of the land. Will the refugees build a utopia or will the squatters reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a good prank. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us today!

    Minecraft Summer Server
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  • When I was in high school there was this one kid who committed… Minecraft SMPantics

    When I was in high school there was this one kid who committed… Minecraft SMPantics
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    Players: 105/300 Votes: 9372
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 8686 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 6 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Need a break from real life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the craziness. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dog cult waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world.

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  • Move to North Dakota Minecraft Server

    Move to North Dakota Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/900 Votes: 8604
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Players Killed by Monsters: 8936
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Void Gems Collected: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, even the villagers are turning up!

    Join us for epic battles with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional Ender Dragon that likes to crash our parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

    But that’s not all! We have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old regular carrots?). And don’t worry about finding a job, because in our world, everyone is a professional block builder.

    So why don’t they just move to North Dakota? Because our server is where the real action is at! Join us now and let the fun begin!

    Twitch Girls Gamers Minecraft Servers
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  • Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP

    Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 95/400 Votes: 7773
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Buildings Constructed: 31
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 2 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 9
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Endless Night Skies: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

    Swat Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pank World server Minecraft

    Pank World server Minecraft
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    Players: 91/400 Votes: 1335
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 47
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hello, I present to your attention a vanilla server without privates. Our server is based on a friendly atmosphere and responsive players. I won’t lie, our server’s audience is small and I consider this a plus, because everyone knows each other. If you want to become part of our small friendly family, join us!

    45.93.200.46:25572

    Magical Girl Minecraft Servers
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  • Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 6849
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 30
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 6
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 2 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

    Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

    Big Mommy Milkers Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

    The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 103/500 Votes: 8814
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 50 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 32
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

    Black Lives Matter Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

    Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/700 Votes: 8229
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Secret Passages Found: 7 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Magic Items Found: 6737
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Magical Moments Shared: 11
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

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  • Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

    Cute Dog Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 101/200 Votes: 1847
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 23
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 8 Star Shards Collected: 158
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 6 Mythical Quests Completed: 26
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

    Viral Minecraft Servers
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  • Drop Zone Minecraft Server

    Drop Zone Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 6822
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 13
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

    Hot Minecraft Servers
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  • Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

    Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/100 Votes: 1373
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Cursed Swords Broken: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Buildings Constructed: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

    And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

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