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Squat City Minecraft Server

Asia, Asian squat, body mechanics, body posture, city, cross-legged squat, Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural practices, eastern europe, flexibility, global customs, Minecraft, physical health, Server, sitting habits, sitting posture, sitting style, Slav squat, squat, squatting culture, squatting position, traditional customs, traditional sitting

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3512
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Astral Projections Made:	4

Are you tired of squatting alone in your boring old country? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a whole village dedicated to the Asian/Slav Squat! Our pixelated comrades will keep you company as you perfect your squatting technique and show off your skills to the rest of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Squatting Slav statue, rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who pay their respects. Legend has it that anyone who can squat for an hour straight in front of the statue will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and squat your way to victory!

GymGirlGriefCraft

#workout, back, Explaining, form, Friendly, Girlfriend, gym, GymGirlGriefCraft, heavy set, inappropriate, injury, Interaction, joking around, knees, line, mad, Routine, Spotting, squat, Upset

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	593
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where spotting someone for a heavy set can lead to drama hotter than the Nether! Join us for a workout like no other, where helping someone with their form might just land you in hot water with your significant other.

Experience the thrill of making gym buddies and cracking jokes about squat form, all while risking the wrath of your jealous partner. Who knew that a simple act of kindness could lead to such chaos in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of gym etiquette and relationship drama. Just remember, in this world, even a friendly spot can lead to a spot of trouble.

Power Lifting vs Weight Lifting

athlete, bench press, Bodybuilding, Competition, deadlift, FITNESS, gym, lifting, muscle building, Olympic lifting, power, power lifting, Powerlifting, powerlifting vs weightlifting, squat, strength and conditioning, Strength sports, strength training, Training, weight, weight lifting, weightlifting, weightlifting techniques

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like the ultimate powerlifting gym for ur virtual blocky character. u gotta lift them blocks like ur life depends on it, cuz in this server, weightlifting is powerlifting and powerlifting is weightlifting.

u wanna be the strongest player in all of minecraft? then u gotta join us and start pumpin those pixels like there’s no tomorrow. we got virtual protein shakes and enchanted dumbbells to help u on ur journey to becoming the ultimate blocky beefcake.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have the best virtual gym in all of minecraft, but we also have epic quests and challenges that will test ur strength and determination. u gotta fight off hordes of zombie gym bros and lift heavy anvils to prove ur worth.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and start ur journey to becoming the swolest player in all of minecraft. cuz remember, in this server, powerlifting is all about weight lifting, and weightlifting is all about power lifting. let’s get swole, baby!

SquatCraft: Where even the Olympics can’t evict us!

abandoned bus company headquarters, aid workers, Article, children, city, Enrichment, evict, Eviction, French police, migrants, olympics, Paris, Permanent, Problem, rt, SCHOOLs, squat, SquatCraft, undesirables, Video, Vitry-sur-Seine, Women

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4923
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	573896
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

🌟🌈 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Olympic torch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with French police evictions, abandoned bus company headquarters, and 450 squatters living their best blocky lives.

🚓 Imagine the chaos as the police storm in, evicting squatters left and right while you mine for diamonds in peace. Who needs the Olympics when you have this level of drama happening right in your virtual backyard?

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Bring your whole family – we’ve got 20 children and 50 women ready to join the fun! Plus, at least ten children are already enrolled in local schools, so you know education is a top priority on our server.

🏰 Don’t miss out on the action – join now before the next eviction sweeps through and shakes things up again. Who knows, maybe the squatters will build their own virtual city next time! 😉

📹 Check out the vid for a sneak peek of the chaos, and read the full article for all the juicy details. This server is so wild, even RT News is covering it! #MinecraftMadness

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Crafty Refugee Squatters – Where even Steve can’t resist a good squat!

aid, Assistance, Challenges, collaboration, Community, Crafty, Crisis, displacement, Global, Good, Government, homelessness, humanitarian, intervention, Issue, long-term solutions, policy, refugee, resettlement, Resist, solution, squat, squatter, squatters, steve, Support

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	101
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has a solution to the refugee squatter issue! Join us and witness epic battles between refugees and squatters as they fight for control of the land. Will the refugees build a utopia or will the squatters reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a good prank. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us today!

CarClashCraft

car juggling, car ownership, car parking, CarClashCraft, city regulations, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, Home ownership, neighbor dispute, neighborhood conflicts, neighborly behavior, neighborly disputes, parking issues, parking spot ownership, property boundaries, residential parking, street etiquette, street parking

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	7779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	190	Meteorite Armor Created:	19
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Animals Bred:	33
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about parking drama like this crazy neighbor situation! Join us and park your virtual cars wherever you want, because in our world, the streets are always clear and the only juggling you’ll be doing is with blocks.

Our server is the perfect escape from entitled neighbors and their car shenanigans. No need to deal with passive-aggressive messages or emoji wars here – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and join us, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to place next. Trust us, it’s a lot more entertaining than dealing with real-life parking disputes. See you in the game!

BookwormCraft

BookwormCraft, chilling, creepy, dark fiction, disturbing book, disturbing characters, disturbing scenes, graphic content, HORRIFYING, Horror, horror literature, Macabre, psychological horror, psychological thriller, Shocking.., spine-tingling., suspenseful storytelling, Terrifying, Twisted, unsettling, unsettling atmosphere

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	6709
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1658

Are you tired of boring old books that don’t make your skin crawl? Well, come join our Minecraft server and we’ll show you a whole new level of disturbing! Our server is like the twisted lovechild of Stephen King and H.P. Lovecraft, with a dash of R.L. Stine for good measure.

We’ve got haunted mansions, creepy forests, and even a library filled with cursed books that will make your hair stand on end. And if you’re lucky, you might even come face to face with the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe himself!

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you up at night, join us and prepare to be spooked like never before. Just make sure to bring a nightlight – you’re gonna need it!

HelishCraft server Minecraft

administrators, Anarchy, BED VARS, Bed wars, Cases, Clans, Duels, HelishCraft, lags, Minecraft, OPKA, Parkour, privileges, Server, Shops, Spleef, Spliff, wipes

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6105
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	45	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20

HelishCraft » IP: HelishCraft.aternos.me

✅• THE BEST ANARCHY SERVER ✅

• Clans

• Cases with high chances of expensive privileges

• No lags

• NO WIPES

• Shops with all items

• Friendly administrators

• BED VARS

• DUELS

• SPLIFF

✅• OPKA TO EVERYONE!✅

185.107.194.122:53637

DegenCraft Minecraft Server

“Youth, #degeneracy, Chasing, DegenCraft, Demon, derailed, Dirtiness, ETHICAL, Failure, FIX, hedonism, ideal, Magic, Minecraft, Path, Pleasure, Resist, scammer, Server, Shortcomings, talent, thief, Wast

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	3930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Ores Mined:	8794
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Are you tired of trying to be a good person and failing miserably? Do you feel like you were born to embrace your inner demon and just be a total piece of shit? Well, have we got the perfect Minecraft server for you!

Join our server and let out all of your dark desires and hedonistic tendencies. Embrace the dirtiness, the pleasure, the degeneracy – become the ultimate scammer, thief, and all-around piece of shit. Why resist your true nature when you can thrive in it?

Forget about trying to be a good person, it’s time to let loose and be the baddest of the bad. Join us and see just how far you can go in embracing your inner demon. Who knows, you might just find that being a total piece of shit is where you truly belong. So why waste your time chasing an ideal that will never be when you can join our server and be the baddest of them all?

WiFiNBluetoothBeGone Minecraft SMP

Components, Computer, Computer Hardware, connectivity, device management, disable bluetooth, disable connectivity, disable devices, disable wifi, disable wireless connections, drivers, FUNCTIONALITY, Hardware, hardware control, Minecraft, Motherboard, motherboard settings, peripherals, smp, Technology, Troubleshooting, WiFiNBluetoothBeGone, wireless

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3858
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	408	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Runes Activated:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Are you tired of your motherboard constantly trying to connect to the Matrix through wifi and bluetooth? Join our Minecraft SMP where we have banned all forms of technology, including those pesky drivers that enable wifi and bluetooth!

We once had a player whose motherboard was so advanced, it started communicating with aliens from a distant galaxy. Needless to say, we had to ban them before they accidentally started an intergalactic war.

Join us and experience a truly analog gaming experience where the only connection you need is with your fellow players and the virtual world of Minecraft. Say goodbye to wifi and bluetooth, and hello to a simpler, more chaotic way of life.

STELLARISMC: Where Minecraft and existential crises collide on the SMP server!

Auction, collide, Crates, Creative, Crises, Customenchants, Economy, Events, Existential, Factions, KitPvP, Minecraft, Minigames, Pixelmon, Plugins, Prison, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Roleplay, RPG, Semi Vanilla, Server, Skyblock, smp, STELLARISMC, Survivalgames, Towny

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	5510
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Ores Mined:	5582
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	62

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Custom Terrain	Yes
Features	Skills systems, job systems, stable economy
Updates	Prestige update recently released, more updates planned
IP Address	play.stellarismc.net

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Q: Do you allow griefing on the server?

A: No, we have strict rules against griefing to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any banned items or plugins on the server?

A: We have a list of banned items and plugins to maintain a fair and balanced gameplay environment.

Q: How can I earn money on the server?

A: You can earn money through the job system by completing tasks and through the skills system by leveling up your skills.

Q: Can I join the server with my friends?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server and play together.

Q: Is there a Discord server for the Minecraft server?

A: Yes, we have a Discord server for players to chat, share updates, and connect with the community. Please provide your Discord username if you would like to join.

MangaMania Minecraft Server

action manga, adult manga, Ajin, Anti-fagotry manga, Anti-loli manga, berserk, Brutal manga, dark manga, Graphic manga, Gritty manga, intense manga, Manga for men, MangaMania, Mature manga, Minecraft, Realistic manga, seinen manga, Server, The Fable, Twisted manga, under ninja, vagabond, Violent manga

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	182
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Animals Bred:	126
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Potions Brewed:	107

Are you tired of all the mainstream, fagotry-filled Minecraft servers out there? Look no further, because our server is a safe haven for those who can’t stand the usual boku no hero, jjk, or one piece stuff.

Join us for epic adventures inspired by Ajin, The Fable, Under Ninja, Vagabond, and Berserk – the real deal without any fagotry in sight. Say goodbye to lolis and hello to intense, mature storytelling that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience a world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

EgirlHunter69 – Minecraft SMP Edition

attractiveness, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, bullying, Confidence, Edition, EgirlHunter69, egirls, Insecurity, male attention, mental illness, Minecraft, normies, online culture, online dating, seeking approval, self esteem, self worth, smp, social media, societal pressures, validation

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5723
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, look no further because on our server, we have egirls who are so ugly that they get bullied in real life! But don’t worry, they’re still looking for male attention, so you might have a chance with some loser who is into mentally ill girls. Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Who needs normies when you can have a server full of unique characters like these?

Work Trip vs. Wife Trip Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Server, trip, Wife, work

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	725
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Towns Built:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	108	Dragon Scales Harvested:	258
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of being the breadwinner in a relationship? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of virtual adventures and outrageous stories.

Imagine a world where you can escape from your demanding wife and her never-ending work schedule. On our server, you can build your dream house, explore new lands, and even attend virtual weddings abroad without any interference!

Need a break from chauffeuring the kids around and dealing with a wife who can’t handle the kids alone? Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose. Who needs real-life vacations when you can embark on epic quests and conquer virtual realms?

Join now and experience the thrill of taking control of your own destiny, without any pesky real-life responsibilities getting in the way. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live your best virtual life, away from the chaos of everyday drama. See you in the game!

KittyCraftExile

anger, animal welfare, Boundaries, cat, Communication, compassion, consequences, cousin, Empathy, family, Grief, guest, House, hypothermia, kitten, KittyCraftExile, Loss, pet, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, Tragedy

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Emeralds Found:	7811
Love Letters Sent:	13	Chimeras Created:	4

Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where the drama is as intense as a thunderstorm!

Join us for epic adventures and crazy antics, just like the time our player’s cousin tried to kick out a poor kitten in the middle of a storm. Can you believe it? But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all animals, virtual or not.

With family drama and intense emotions running high, this server is the place to be for non-stop entertainment. Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and come out on top. Just remember, no kittens allowed outside, even in Minecraft!