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Squat City Minecraft Server

Asia, Asian squat, body mechanics, body posture, city, cross-legged squat, Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural practices, eastern europe, flexibility, global customs, Minecraft, physical health, Server, sitting habits, sitting posture, sitting style, Slav squat, squat, squatting culture, squatting position, traditional customs, traditional sitting

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Magic Items Found:	7929
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Emeralds Found:	5816	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Farms Harvested:	813

Are you tired of squatting alone in your boring old country? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a whole village dedicated to the Asian/Slav Squat! Our pixelated comrades will keep you company as you perfect your squatting technique and show off your skills to the rest of the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Squatting Slav statue, rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who pay their respects. Legend has it that anyone who can squat for an hour straight in front of the statue will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and squat your way to victory!

GymGirlGriefCraft

#workout, back, Explaining, form, Friendly, Girlfriend, gym, GymGirlGriefCraft, heavy set, inappropriate, injury, Interaction, joking around, knees, line, mad, Routine, Spotting, squat, Upset

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	7225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Crops Grown:	9269
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Enchantments Applied:	148	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where spotting someone for a heavy set can lead to drama hotter than the Nether! Join us for a workout like no other, where helping someone with their form might just land you in hot water with your significant other.

Experience the thrill of making gym buddies and cracking jokes about squat form, all while risking the wrath of your jealous partner. Who knew that a simple act of kindness could lead to such chaos in the world of Minecraft?

So come on down to our server and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of gym etiquette and relationship drama. Just remember, in this world, even a friendly spot can lead to a spot of trouble.

Power Lifting vs Weight Lifting

athlete, bench press, Bodybuilding, Competition, deadlift, FITNESS, gym, lifting, muscle building, Olympic lifting, power, power lifting, Powerlifting, powerlifting vs weightlifting, squat, strength and conditioning, Strength sports, strength training, Training, weight, weight lifting, weightlifting, weightlifting techniques

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	1993
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, this server is like the ultimate powerlifting gym for ur virtual blocky character. u gotta lift them blocks like ur life depends on it, cuz in this server, weightlifting is powerlifting and powerlifting is weightlifting.

u wanna be the strongest player in all of minecraft? then u gotta join us and start pumpin those pixels like there’s no tomorrow. we got virtual protein shakes and enchanted dumbbells to help u on ur journey to becoming the ultimate blocky beefcake.

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have the best virtual gym in all of minecraft, but we also have epic quests and challenges that will test ur strength and determination. u gotta fight off hordes of zombie gym bros and lift heavy anvils to prove ur worth.

so what are u waiting for? join us now and start ur journey to becoming the swolest player in all of minecraft. cuz remember, in this server, powerlifting is all about weight lifting, and weightlifting is all about power lifting. let’s get swole, baby!

SquatCraft: Where even the Olympics can’t evict us!

abandoned bus company headquarters, aid workers, Article, children, city, Enrichment, evict, Eviction, French police, migrants, olympics, Paris, Permanent, Problem, rt, SCHOOLs, squat, SquatCraft, undesirables, Video, Vitry-sur-Seine, Women

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8709
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	373
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Spears Created:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8

🌟🌈 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Olympic torch? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with French police evictions, abandoned bus company headquarters, and 450 squatters living their best blocky lives.

🚓 Imagine the chaos as the police storm in, evicting squatters left and right while you mine for diamonds in peace. Who needs the Olympics when you have this level of drama happening right in your virtual backyard?

👨‍👩‍👧‍👦 Bring your whole family – we’ve got 20 children and 50 women ready to join the fun! Plus, at least ten children are already enrolled in local schools, so you know education is a top priority on our server.

🏰 Don’t miss out on the action – join now before the next eviction sweeps through and shakes things up again. Who knows, maybe the squatters will build their own virtual city next time! 😉

📹 Check out the vid for a sneak peek of the chaos, and read the full article for all the juicy details. This server is so wild, even RT News is covering it! #MinecraftMadness

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Crafty Refugee Squatters – Where even Steve can’t resist a good squat!

aid, Assistance, Challenges, collaboration, Community, Crafty, Crisis, displacement, Global, Good, Government, homelessness, humanitarian, intervention, Issue, long-term solutions, policy, refugee, resettlement, Resist, solution, squat, squatter, squatters, steve, Support

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server has a solution to the refugee squatter issue! Join us and witness epic battles between refugees and squatters as they fight for control of the land. Will the refugees build a utopia or will the squatters reign supreme? Only one way to find out – join our server now! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player and he’s always up for a good prank. Don’t miss out on the chaos and craziness, join us today!

PriceyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6453
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is guessing the price of virtual items? Well, look no further because on our server, “Guess the Price,” you’ll be guessing the price of EVERYTHING – from diamonds to dirt blocks!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Price Wizard, who will grant you three wishes if you can correctly guess the price of a stack of emeralds blindfolded while riding a pig.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take on the Price Challenge, where you have to guess the price of a rare enchanted item while being chased by a horde of angry chickens.

So come join us on “Guess the Price” and see if you have what it takes to become the ultimate price guesser!

Minesory!

Adventure, Builder, Community, Creative, Econemy, Economysurvival, Enchanting, Explorer, family, Feedback, Fun, Growing, ideas, imagination, INCLUSIVE, Journey, Minecraft, Minesory, Plotworld, redstone engineer, Server, skill levels, smp, Staff Team, Survival, vibrant

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8431
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Endless Night Skies:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Votes:	916

Welcome to Minesory – Your Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Awaits!

Dive into the enchanting world of Minesory, where your imagination knows no bounds! Whether you’re a seasoned builder, an adventurous explorer, or a redstone engineer, Minesory offers an unparalleled Minecraft experience for players of all ages and skill levels.

🌍 Why Minesory?

At Minesory, we believe in creating a vibrant, inclusive, and fun environment for all Minecraft enthusiasts. Our dedicated staff team works tirelessly to ensure the server runs smoothly, and our community-driven approach means your feedback and ideas are always valued.

Join Us Today!

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable journey? Join Minesory now and become part of our growing family. Your adventure starts here!

Server IP: mc.minesory.com

mc.minesory.com

Thugcraft: Where the rules are suggestions and chaos is the only reset button!

Allowed, Anarchy, Button, Chaos, Discord, Duping, Economy, email, Generated, Hack, Hack clients, Homes, Ip:, lagging, Minecraft, player, Reset, rules, semi anarchy, Server, smp, Suggestions, teleports, Thugcraft, thugcraft420, world

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Votes:	6597
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Holy Grails Found:	5

Welcome to Thugcraft!
A no hack Anarchy server having no player homes, economy, or player teleports. Play on a recently generated world made in 2/23/2024. No hack clients, duping, or lagging the server allowed.

IP Address	thugcraftmc.com (1.17-1.20.6+)
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/5utQ8JVQ
Email	[email protected]

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Can I use hack clients on the server?

A: No, hack clients are not allowed on Thugcraft.

Q: Is player teleportation allowed?

A: No, player teleports are not allowed on the server.

Q: Are player homes available?

A: No, player homes are not available on Thugcraft.

Q: Can I duplicate items on the server?

A: No, item duping is not allowed on the server.

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server support?

A: The server supports versions 1.17 to 1.20.6 and above.

Q: When was the world on the server generated?

A: The world on the server was generated on 2/23/2024.

Q: How can I contact the server administrators?

A: You can reach out to us via email at [email protected] or join our Discord server.

PetWalks Minecraft Server

cat walking, dog walking, Minecraft, outdoor activities, pet adventures, pet behavior, pet bonding, pet care, pet companionship., pet exercise, pet exercise routine, pet exploration, pet health, pet leash, pet lifestyle, pet ownership, pet safety, pet socialization, pet walking, pet walking benefits, pet walking habits, PetWalks, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Are you tired of walking your pet in the same old boring country? Well, do we have the Minecraft server for you! Join our server and take your pet on epic adventures through enchanted forests, treacherous mountains, and even underwater caves filled with rare loot! Who needs a leash when you can ride a dragon into battle against evil mobs? So ditch the mundane walks in your country and join us for a pet-friendly experience like no other!

BoyfriendLove Minecraft Server

Affection, attraction, Boyfriend, BoyfriendLove, Commitment, desire, devotion, Expression, fashion, foids, High heels, Intimacy, long term relationship, love, love language, Minecraft, Passion, relationship, romance, Romantic, seduction, Server, Stripper heels

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	3916
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	47
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Votes:	6689

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for all the cool kids to hang out!

Join us and experience a world where wearing stripper heels is not only encouraged, but required to show your love for your in-game boyfriend. Trust us, he’ll appreciate it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs, like the legendary Twerking Creeper and the Disco Skeleton. If you can defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with fabulous prizes like enchanted diamond thongs and glow-in-the-dark armor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of romance. Just remember to bring your best pair of stripper heels!

YubiCraft: Virtual Terrain – Minecraft Server

1.21 coming soon, Canceled, Dynmap, how to install, IT’S FUCKING HAPPENING Edition, Minecraft, minecraft server, Play, Previous thread, Server, server ip, Speed King 5, Tag Picker, Tako Gacha Banner 3, Terrain, Upcoming Events, virtual, VT, Website, ybc, Yubicraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14
Dragon Eggs Found:	2087	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because IT’S FUCKING HAPPENING Edition is here to shake things up! Join our server at IP 104.194.11.50:25570 and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our Dynmap at http://104.194.11.50:25500/ to see all the wild creations our players have built. And if you’re not sure how to install or play, don’t worry – we’ve got a handy guide at https://pastebin.com/raw/MDr9aFRW to help you out.

And if you need even more reasons to join, just take a look at our website at https://yubicraft.github.io/. We’ve got a Tag Picker and other links that will blow your mind.

But the real reason you should join IT’S FUCKING HAPPENING Edition? Our upcoming events are out of this world. From the ongoing Tako Gacha Banner 3 to the soon-to-be-canceled Speed King 5 on May 31st, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t forget, 1.21 is coming soon and it’s going to be epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and get ready for the Minecraft adventure of a lifetime. Previous Thread: >>76442400 (but who cares about that when you can join our server instead?)

StableCraft Minecraft Server

AI boorus, amd, catbox, controlnet, Discord, fluffscaler, ghostfucker edition, Learn to inpaint, LoRAs, Minecraft, nvidia, Online pose editor, Openpose editor extension, Prompt metadata, Research spreadsheet, sd-nativeisekaitoo, SDG, sdmodels, Server, Stable Diffusion General, Stable Diffusion wikis, StableCraft, Train LORAs

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	428
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Welcome to our Ghostfucker Edition Minecraft server, where you can explore a world filled with spooky surprises and supernatural shenanigans! Join us for a bone-chilling adventure like no other, as you navigate through haunted houses, eerie forests, and ghostly graveyards.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also unleash your inner artist with our exclusive Models like EasyFluff, IndigoMix, and QueasyFluff. Want to go big? Try out our XL Models like AutismMix SDXL and SeaArt Furry XL for larger-than-life creations.

Feeling a little lost? Don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with our LORAs that can help guide you through the darkness. With resources like makesomefuckingporn and civitai.com, you’ll never be alone in this spooky world.

And if you’re looking to take control of your experience, check out our ControlNet and Openpose editor extension for ultimate customization. With tools like fluffscaler and stable-diffusion-webui, you can truly make this world your own.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the thrill of ghost-fucking like never before. Who knows what supernatural surprises await you in this twisted realm? Join us now and let the haunting begin!

———– Valhalla ———– Minecraft server

Adventure, Community, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Valhalla, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3151
Holy Grails Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

A corner where you can enjoy the vanilla of the game

188.127.241.248:25832

KinoCraft Minecraft Server

Beloved, Cinema, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, film, Hollywood, iconic, KinoCraft, kinos, Minecraft, Modernized, Movie, new version, Nostalgia, Ready, Reboot, redo, Reimagined, remake, Revamp, Server, Updated

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	4465
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	46
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring anything new to the table? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us if you’re ready to remake all your favorite kinos in Minecraft form. That’s right, we’re talking about turning classics like Titanic, The Godfather, and even Sharknado into epic Minecraft adventures. Imagine building your own version of the Titanic and trying to avoid hitting that pesky iceberg, or creating your own mafia empire in The Godfather world. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – we also have insane mini-games that will have you laughing until you cry. Ever wanted to ride a pig through a maze filled with lava and TNT? Well, now you can! And don’t even get us started on our custom skins and pets – you can have a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, or a skin that turns you into a walking taco.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

Asshole, asshole behavior, AssholeCraft, career, career sabotage, Industry, industry gossip, industry rumors, industry secrets, known fact, memes, memes aside, Minecraft, negative reputation, office drama, office politics, political maneuvering, politicked, professional misconduct, Server, toxic behavior, toxic work environment, workplace politics

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Farms Harvested:	201
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Dimension Hops:	13	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Runes Activated:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and just have a good time? Look no further than our server, where we don’t tolerate any politicking or assholery! Our community is all about fun, laughter, and building epic creations together. Join us and leave the drama at the door – unless you want to build a drama llama statue, because that’s totally allowed here!