But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Squatting Slav statue, rumored to bring good luck and fortune to those who pay their respects. Legend has it that anyone who can squat for an hour straight in front of the statue will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and squat your way to victory!
Experience the thrill of making gym buddies and cracking jokes about squat form, all while risking the wrath of your jealous partner. Who knew that a simple act of kindness could lead to such chaos in the world of Minecraft?
So come on down to our server and see if you can navigate the treacherous waters of gym etiquette and relationship drama. Just remember, in this world, even a friendly spot can lead to a spot of trouble.
u wanna be the strongest player in all of minecraft? then u gotta join us and start pumpin those pixels like there’s no tomorrow. we got virtual protein shakes and enchanted dumbbells to help u on ur journey to becoming the ultimate blocky beefcake.
but wait, there’s more! not only do we have the best virtual gym in all of minecraft, but we also have epic quests and challenges that will test ur strength and determination. u gotta fight off hordes of zombie gym bros and lift heavy anvils to prove ur worth.
so what are u waiting for? join us now and start ur journey to becoming the swolest player in all of minecraft. cuz remember, in this server, powerlifting is all about weight lifting, and weightlifting is all about power lifting. let’s get swole, baby!
🚓 Imagine the chaos as the police storm in, evicting squatters left and right while you mine for diamonds in peace. Who needs the Olympics when you have this level of drama happening right in your virtual backyard?
👨👩👧👦 Bring your whole family – we’ve got 20 children and 50 women ready to join the fun! Plus, at least ten children are already enrolled in local schools, so you know education is a top priority on our server.
🏰 Don’t miss out on the action – join now before the next eviction sweeps through and shakes things up again. Who knows, maybe the squatters will build their own virtual city next time! 😉
📹 Check out the vid for a sneak peek of the chaos, and read the full article for all the juicy details. This server is so wild, even RT News is covering it! #MinecraftMadness
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But that’s not all – we also have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake!
Join our server now and show everyone what a real flex looks like. Who needs diamonds when you have a pet dragon and endless cake, am I right?
A Brazilian Server that every time someone resets the world restarts in another seed (Server Port can change go to https://discord.gg/JBs6RJPvC8 for IP and port details)
boatsmp.duckdns.org:6394
We’ve got a diverse community of players who are all about having a good time and building epic creations. So why bother trying to fit in with different types of men when you can just be yourself in our crazy virtual world?
Don’t waste your time trying to impress women when you can impress us with your mad building skills and hilarious antics. Join now and let your inner weirdo shine!