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“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	42	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

ButterCraft: Where Cheaters Get Squashed and Toxicity Melts Away – Survival, Skyblock, Prison, Parkour, KitPvP, and More!

animations, Block Overlay, ButterCraft, Cheaters, Clear Glass, CPS, crosshair, damage tint, Enchant Glint, fps, Hit Color, Item Physics, keystrokes, KitPvP, MELTS, Network, OofMod, Parkour, Ping, Prison, Skyblock, Squashed, Survival, Tab, Toxicity

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	5496
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Crops Grown:	3089	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Points
Provide a variety of feature-rich modes
Strict prevention of all forms of cheating
Friendly community

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary focus?	The server focuses on providing a variety of feature-rich modes, preventing cheating, and maintaining a friendly community.
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, mods are not allowed except for specific ones listed for the Badlion Client.
Is Bedrock modding allowed?	No, bedrock modding is not allowed due to legal reasons.
What happens if someone is caught cheating?	Any form of cheating will result in an unpardonable ban.
What is the server’s stance on toxic behavior?	Toxic behavior is not tolerated, and personal attacks are especially prohibited.

If you’re ready to check us out, join with the IP below.

IP(Java and Bedrock): play.buddercraft.net

Ethereal Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, anal hygiene, Asshole Cleaning, bathroom cleanliness, bathroom hygiene, bathroom innovation, bathroom technology, bidet gun, bum gun, Ethereal, Fajitas, hygiene products, personal hygiene, Realm, shithole country, spicy food, Tex-Mex, TOILET, toilet hygiene, toilet innovation, toilet paper, toilet technology, united states of america

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	6931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Crops Grown:	2531
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Yo, listen up gamers! You ever take a dump and it feels like a fire-breathing dragon coming out of your ass? Well, fear no more because I have the solution for you! Introducing the magical bidet gun, the bum gun that will change your life forever.

Imagine this: you’re sitting on the toilet, feeling the burn of your spicy fajitas making their grand exit. But wait, instead of suffering through the pain of wiping with sandpaper, you just aim that bidet gun and BAM! Your ass is cleaner than a baby’s bottom.

No more raw assholes, no more painful wipes, just pure, smooth cleanliness thanks to the power of the bidet gun. Join our Minecraft server and experience the true joy of a clean booty hole while building epic structures and battling creepers. Don’t miss out on this life-changing experience, join now!

BabySnatchinMamaNoSitter

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	22	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Villages Defended:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of family time? Look no further than our server, where we prioritize keeping your little ones close! Just like this mom who wouldn’t let anyone come between her and her baby, we understand the bond between player and pixel. Join us and never worry about being separated from your blocks again! Plus, our server is so family-friendly, even the creepers will want to babysit your little ones! So come join us and keep those bonds strong, just like the bond between this mom and her baby. Who needs daycare when you have a Minecraft server like ours?

Crafty Car Mike R.

Address, anthropomorphism, attachment, CAR, Communication, Connection, Crafty, emotional bond, Habit, Identity, Individuality, mike, Mike R, Naming, Nickname, ownership, Personalization, personification, relationship, Repetition, sentiment, Vehicle

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8492
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Dimension Hops:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the pigs fly and the creepers dance like nobody’s watching. we got a secret underground city where the villagers throw epic raves every night. and don’t even get me started on the diamond mine that’s guarded by a pack of friendly wolves who will trade you emeralds for bones. plus, if you name your car “Mike R.” on this server, you gotta talk to him like he’s your bffl or else he’ll drive off without you. so come on down and join the madness, cuz on this server, anything goes!

Pig Organ Prank Wars

Attack, cancerous cells, data analysis, disguise, ELIMINATION, EXPERIMENTAL, growth, humans, immune system, immunotherapy, medical breakthrough, monkeys, oncology, Organ, Pig, pig organs, prank, research, scientists, Therapy, Treatment, Trick, tumours, Wars

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9187
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	20
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we trick tumours into thinking they’re pig organs! our scientists have mastered the art of disguising cancerous cells to confuse the immune system. it’s like a crazy game of hide and seek but with life-saving consequences! join now and help us eliminate tumours while having a blast in the world of minecraft. who knew saving lives could be this fun?

TitansMC

Adventures, Challenges, Community, compatibility, Custom Features, Discord, Friends, game modes, innovation, Lobby, Minecraft, Network, Play, Skyblock, Skywars, smp, Survival, Titans legacy, TitansMC, Via plugins, Website

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Buildings Constructed:	36
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Villages Defended:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2

TitansMC is a cutting-edge Minecraft server offering a premium gameplay experience! Dive into our 1.21 SMP, where survival meets innovation, and explore a vibrant world full of custom features and adventures. Our welcoming lobby connects you to an ever-expanding network, including Skyblock (coming soon) and more exciting game modes on the horizon.

With the latest Via plugins, TitansMC ensures seamless compatibility for players on any version. Whether you’re teaming up with friends or taking on challenges solo, TitansMC is the ultimate destination for all Minecraft enthusiasts. Join us today and become part of the Titans legacy!

Server IP: play.titansmc.xyz Website: titansmc.xyz Discord: https://discord.gg/e5heHn8crP

play.titansmc.xyz

Eternal Horizon 1.20.6

1.20.6, Anime, anime adaptation, Anime Community, Character development, dark fantasy, Emilia, ETERNAL, fanbase, FANTASY, HORIZON, hype, isekai, light novel, Manga, Mystery, Otaku, plot twists, Psychological, RAM, re zero, rem, Subaru Natsuki, Supernatural

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	4024
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s the bomb dot com. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is so lit that it will make your grandma do the floss dance.

First off, we got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s engagement ring collection. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re crazier than a squirrel on Red Bull.

But wait, there’s more! Our builds are so epic, they make the pyramids look like child’s play. And our community? Let’s just say they’re more welcoming than a warm hug from a fluffy unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown faster than a creeper in a TNT factory. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

BlockyBoobsNoCareLOL

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9001
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Astral Projections Made:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with adventure and laughter! We don’t care about cleavage size or sexy outfits, we’re all about the blocky fun! Just like how this guy doesn’t care about his girlfriend’s boobs, we don’t care about your Minecraft skin – as long as you’re here to have a good time! So come on in and let’s build some crazy creations together, because who needs cleavage when you have creeper explosions to worry about? Join now and let’s show the world that Minecraft is all about the blocky love, not the blocky cleavage!

Diamonds4Days

common misconceptions, Communication Issues, dating advice, dating mistakes, dating tips, Diamonds4Days, female perspective, gender assumptions, gender differences, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, male perspective, misconceptions, relationship advice, relationship advice for men, relationship advice for women, relationship dynamics, relationship expectations, relationship misconceptions, relationship misunderstandings, romantic gestures

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	773
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll find more diamonds than a pickaxe-wielding pro! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden apples that will make you invincible in PvP battles.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of creepers that explode into showers of emeralds instead of destroying your hard-earned creations. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at spawn, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Ender Dragon herself.

So come join us on our server, where the grass is always greener, the mobs are always friendlier, and the adventure never ends. Trust us, once you’ve experienced the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play anywhere else.

BudgetSurplusCraft

argentina, budget surplus, BudgetSurplusCraft, deficit, economic growth, economic policies, economic recovery, Economy, financial news, Financial Stability, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, Government, government budget, government spending, government surplus, inflation, Latin America, milei, public finances, south america

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2479
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Runes Activated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT ARGENTINA SEALS WHO CAN BALANCE BUDGETS AND STUFF. DEY BEEN WORKIN HARD FOR 14 YEARS AND FINALLY DID IT. U WANNA BE PART OF DIS EPIC JOURNEY TO FINANCIAL STABILITY? JOIN NOW AND HELP US KEEP DA SERVER ECONOMY IN CHECK. PLUS, DA SEALS ARE SUPER CUTE AND WILL GIVE U LUCK IN DA GAME. TRUST US, U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON DIS CRAZY ADVENTURE!

foggyserver

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, survival multiplayer minigames factions creative vanilla skyblock pvp roleplay modded economy prison towny hardcore parkour pixelmon whitelist factions tekkit hermitcraft, Vanilla

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	1057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	211	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9

Minecraft Server

Server with: – Ranks – Server Shop – Kits – Economy Minecraft Server IP: Java IP: 135.148.54.4:25594 Bedrock IP: 135.148.54.4 Port: 25594 xd

135.148.54.4:25594