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“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6831
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Animals Bred:	36	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	7056
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

CraftyHub: LoanLols

Airbnb, baby, Baltic Sea resort, bills, Budget, Central Europe, CraftyHub, Decision making, Expenses, Family Planning, financial independence, guest house, Household, husband, income, loan, LoanLols, maternity leave, Property, real estate, savings, vacation home

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Void Gems Collected:	23

Are you tired of real-life drama and financial struggles? Join our Minecraft server for a virtual escape like no other! Our server is located in a magical land where you can build your dream home without worrying about loans or bills.

Imagine a world where you can raise virtual babies without sacrificing your financial independence. No need to tap into your savings or argue with your husband about who should pay the bills – on our server, everything is free and fun!

Escape to a place where you can live in a Baltic Sea resort without breaking the bank. Build a guest house, a family home, or even a bungalow for tourists – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a mortgage when you can have a Minecraft mansion? Let’s build our virtual dream homes together!

BrokeCraftDreams

Afford, aspiration, beyond budget, BrokeCraftDreams, covet, crave, desire, dream, expensive, Extravagant, financial constraints, long for, luxury, materialistic, out of reach, unachievable, unattainable, Want, Wishful thinking, Wishlist, yearn

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	987
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	108	Buildings Constructed:	14
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Are you tired of living in a world where diamonds are just a dream and emeralds are as rare as finding a unicorn in real life? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can have all the riches you desire without spending a single penny! Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but instead of chocolate, we have endless amounts of precious gems and resources just waiting for you to mine them. Join us and become the richest player in all of Minecraft, because why settle for a measly iron pickaxe when you can have a diamond one encrusted with real diamonds? So come on, don’t be a peasant in the world of Minecraft, join our server and live like a Minecraft king!

VikingShipCapsize Minecraft Server

accident, American, archaeology, Archeologist, CAPSIZES, dies, Exploration, historical reenactment, History, Maritime, maritime disaster, maritime safety, Minecraft, norway, replica, Server, Ship, Shipwreck, Tragedy, tragedy at sea, Viking, Viking culture, VikingShipCapsize

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	7536
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Yo, imagine if that archeologist was playing on our server instead of messing around with Viking ships! We got so much epic stuff going on, you won’t even have time to think about capsizing. Join us and you’ll be sailing the high seas in no time, but don’t worry, our ships never sink (unless you want them to for some crazy pirate roleplay). Plus, our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a real-life treasure hunt. So what are you waiting for? Come aboard and let’s make some history together!

JudgeCraft: Starlink Suspended

+x, Attacks, billionaire, Brazil, Brazil’s top judge, controversy, Court, elon musk, finances, frozen, judge, JudgeCraft, legal battle, legal issues, Musk, possible suspension, spacex, starlink, suspended, suspension, Technology, top judge

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3716
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Divine Spears Created:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Alien Abductions:	5

so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, dude. we got Musk goin’ all crazy on Brazil’s judge, like, what even is happenin’? and X, like, might get suspended or somethin’, and Starlink’s money is, like, frozen. but hey, who cares about all that drama when you can join our server and build a giant statue of a llama wearin’ a top hat? like, seriously, where else can you do that? plus, we got secret treasure hunts where you can find diamonds and emeralds and stuff. and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a dimension where all the animals talk and throw parties. so, like, forget about all the real world craziness and come join us for some wacky Minecraft fun!

MineCut Minecraft Server

#youtube, Android, background music, beginner friendly, capcut, cosmos movie, creative editing, edit, editing software, free app, how-to, Ios, Minecraft, MineCut, mobile app, Montage, music editing, sailor star song, Server, Soundtrack, tutorial, Video editing, Video Effects

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4374
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8686
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	1387	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a team of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft building. Yes, you heard that right, llamas! – We have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. It’s lit, literally! – Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive Minecraft mob: the rainbow unicorn pig. If you can find one, you’ll be the envy of all your friends. – We have a mini-game where players can ride on the backs of flying dolphins and race through the skies. It’s like Mario Kart, but with dolphins! – Our server is protected by a magical force field that repels all griefers and trolls. So you can build to your heart’s content without any worries.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

GFbully69 Minecraft SMP

Assertiveness, Boundaries, bully, Communication, control, Emotional Abuse, empowerment, Gaslighting, gf, GFbully69, healthy relationships, love, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, relationship, Respect, self esteem, self-care, smp, Support, toxic behavior, Trust

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4928
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Are you tired of your girlfriend bossing you around in real life? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can finally be the alpha male and show her who’s boss! Build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and assert your dominance in this virtual world where you can finally be the king of the castle (literally). Plus, rumor has it that the server owner’s pet chicken is secretly plotting to take over the server with its army of feathered minions. Will you join forces with the chicken uprising or will you stand against them in an epic battle for control? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, the chickens may have the last cluck!

ParalympicAfghanQueen

Adaptability, Afghanistan, athlete, courage, determination, Escape, female empowerment, HUMAN RIGHTS, inspiration, international competition, Medal Winner, ParalympicAfghanQueen, Paralympics, refugee, Refugee Crisis, resilience, strength, Taliban, triumph, Victory, Women in sports

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8074
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	36
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	37
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

u know what is crazier than that? OUR MINECRAFT SERVER! we got a woman who fled Afghanistan on our server and she is a LEGEND! she built the most epic castle made out of diamonds and emeralds, all while dodging creepers and zombies like a boss. she even tamed a dragon and rides it around the server like a queen. join our server and be part of her epic journey to conquer the Minecraft world! plus, we have free pizza every Friday and unlimited diamonds for all players. come join the fun and be part of the most epic Minecraft server ever!

GeoCraft: Anoxic Breakup Fun

Anoxic, atmospheric chemistry, biogeochemical modelling, Breakup, carbon cycle, chemical weathering, climate change, continental breakup, continental drift, earth sciences, earth’s history, enhanced weathering, Environmental Science, Fun, GeoCraft, geodynamic processes, geological events, geology, marine ecosystems, Mesozoic, oceanic anoxic events, oceanography, paleoclimate, tectonic modelling

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	1028
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Crops Grown:	3429
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Enchantments Applied:	130	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	1424	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! Enhanced chemical weathering is happening all around you! Like, the weather is going crazy, man!

And get this, bro, following continental breakup, there’s all these Mesozoic oceanic anoxic events going on! It’s like a party for the oceans, dude!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has tectonic and biogeochemical modelling that will blow your mind, man! Like, you’ll be learning about rocks and stuff while building your epic Minecraft creations!

So, like, if you wanna experience the wildest Minecraft server ever, join us now! And remember, only the coolest players can handle the madness of our server!

Minecraft server: “CraftyAlignment”

alignment, chaotic, Character, CraftyAlignment, d&d, dungeons and dragons, Ethics, Evil, FANTASY, Gaming, Good, inner world, Lawful, MALEVOLENT, Minecraft, morality, neutral evil, Psychology, Roleplaying, RPG, Server, Thread, Understanding

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7670
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Dimension Hops:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Farms Harvested:	199

Are you tired of being a boring old lawful good player on Minecraft servers? Do you want to embrace your inner chaotic evil side and wreak havoc on unsuspecting villagers? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all you neutral evil masterminds out there!

Join us and let your twisted imagination run wild as you build elaborate traps, unleash hordes of monsters on unsuspecting players, and hoard all the diamonds for yourself. Who needs friends when you can be the ultimate villain of the server?

So come on over and join us, where being evil isn’t just encouraged, it’s required! Just remember to watch your back, because you never know when someone might be plotting against you…mwahaha!

CraftyFListers Minecraft SMP

character profiles, Community, CraftyFListers, critique, Depravity, Erotic, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, flg, Forums, gossip, image search, kinks, Minecraft, pastebin, Profiles, roleplay logs, Roleplaying, site drama, smp, webchat

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Villages Defended:	20	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we take the term “survival” to a whole new level! Just like F-List, our server is all about exploring your wildest fantasies and fetishes in the world of Minecraft.

Join us for a chance to roleplay with like-minded players who are ready to take on any challenge, whether it’s building the most scandalous structures or battling it out in epic PvP matches. Our webchat is perfect for some steamy textual roleplaying, while our group forums are filled with more kinks and depravity than you can imagine.

Looking for some drama? Look no further than our server, where gossip and site drama are always on the menu. Share your roleplay logs, critique each others’ characters, and dive into a world of endless possibilities.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you build a castle made entirely of… well, use your imagination. And don’t forget about our exclusive profile image search tool, perfect for finding the perfect skin to match your unique character.

Join us today and let your inner serval run wild in the world of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t find a server like ours anywhere else.