Squash Matches – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP
2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.
But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

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BeardCraftersUnited
#facial hair, Advanced technology, Artificial, BeardCraftersUnited, beauty, COSPLAY, costume design, disguises, fake beards, fashion, film industry, Grooming, makeup, movie magic, prosthetics, Realistic, Special effects, Terrible, Theatrical, trends, unconvincing
join dis minecraft server if u want to experience the most EPIC adventure of ur life!! we got dragons flying around, unicorns pooping rainbows, and villagers who can actually hold a decent conversation (unlike ur ex).
we also have a secret underground lair where u can find the rarest diamonds and gold, but be careful cuz there’s a giant chicken guarding it (seriously, it’s like the size of a freakin’ T-Rex).
oh, and did i mention we have a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? yeah, it’s pretty lit.
so come join us and let’s make memories that will make ur grandkids jealous. trust me, u won’t regret it (unless u get eaten by a zombie, but hey, that’s just part of the fun).

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Cybercane’s Server
Adventure, BUILD, creations, Cybercane’s Server, Destruction, dream builds, Essentials, Explore, Griefprevention, Minecraft, Plugins, Safe, Survival, SURVIVE, world
Join our Minecraft server and get ready for an adventure! The server is a place where you can build, explore, and survive in the vast and amazing world. We have a special twist, we’ve taken extra steps to make sure that your creations are safe from unwanted destruction, so you can focus on building your dream builds. Plugins: Essentials, GriefPrevention
37.10.120.36:24707

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Welcome to The Bageley Wonderealm: No Mods, Just Bagels and Cottage Witches!

Ars Nouveau, back, Bageley, bagels, Coins, Community, Cottage, Create, discord chat, Donations, Fairy Lights, Ghibli-style spawn, hexerei, home, in-game goodies, magic mods, mobs, Modded, Mods, pay to win, proximity voice chat, Rtp, Shops, Tpa, unique decoration mods, witches, Wonderealm

Modpack Version	1.5.3 (Latest)
Forge Version	1.19.2
Number of Mods	Over 250
Magic Mods	Ars Nouveau, Hexerei
Decoration Mods	Fairy Lights, Create
Spawn	Ghibli-style with shops and mobs
Commands	/rtp, /back, /home, /tpa
Chat Integration	Discord chat linked to in-game chat
Voice Chat	Proximity voice chat with Simple Voice Chat
Pay-to-Win	No pay-to-win, only donations allowed

FAQ

How do I join the server?

Join the Bagelverse Discord server: discord.gg/bagelverse

Are there any specific rules on the server?

Yes, please refer to the rules section on the Bagelverse Discord server for the most up-to-date rules.

Can I use any mods not included in the modpack?

No, please only use the mods included in the Cottage Witch Recast modpack to ensure compatibility and fairness for all players.

Is griefing allowed on the server?

No, griefing other players’ builds is not allowed on the server. Respect other players and their creations.

Are there any banned items on the server?

Yes, there are certain banned items to maintain server stability and balance. Please refer to the banned items list on the Bagelverse Discord server.

How can I report a player for misconduct?

If you witness any misconduct on the server, please report it to a staff member on the Bagelverse Discord server with evidence if possible.

Pussyless Grind Minecraft Server
AMBITION, determination, Disappointment, Frustration, goal-setting, grind, hard work, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, Pussyless, resilience, self esteem, self growth, self improvement, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-confidence, self-control, self-discipline, Server, success, work ethic
Tired of working your ass off with no reward in sight? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Why settle for a fat whore who smells like shit when you can join our server and have access to pussy of the highest caliber? That’s right, our server is filled with sexy Minecraft characters just waiting to be wooed by your pixelated charm. Say goodbye to your boring real life and hello to a virtual paradise where the possibilities are endless. Join now and start living your best Minecraft life!

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GossipCraft Minecraft Server
Community, CONTENT, Creators, discussion, Drama, Entertainment, Gaming, gossip, GossipCraft, influencers, Minecraft, News, ONLINE, Orbiters, OTK, Rumors, Server, social media, streamable, streaming, trending, twitch, Video
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most ridiculous place you’ll ever play in!
Join us for epic battles against giant flying pigs, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond armor (not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?). Take a swim in our lava-filled swimming pool and see if you can survive long enough to tell the tale.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all the chickens in the land with an iron beak. If you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that hatches into a magical unicorn (okay, maybe not, but a player can dream).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

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MindReaderMC Server
#venting, advice, Apology, celebration, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, Expectations, Father’s Day, friendship, gift giving, household chores, Marriage, mind reading, MindReaderMC, mother’s day, perspective, Resentment, Server, traditional roles, Understanding
Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the ultimate revenge experience? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner petty side just like this woman did to her husband on Father’s Day.
Imagine a world where you can leave messes everywhere and make others clean up after you, just like this husband did to his wife. But beware, karma might come back to bite you just like it did to him when he found his precious grill in a mess.
Join our server and show your loved ones what it feels like to be taken for granted. Communicate your frustrations in the most passive-aggressive way possible, just like this woman did. And if anyone tries to give you advice, just ignore them and continue on your petty path.
So come on over and experience the ultimate petty revenge Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world? Join now and let the pettiness begin!

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PreggoCraft Subways
commuting, Courtesy, Etiquette, exhausted, FATIGUE, hospital shift, inconsiderate, internal medicine resident, long shift, Medical Profession, medical resident, PreggoCraft, pregnant lady, public transportation, Seat, Sleepless, standing, Subway, subways, tired, tired doctor, tiredness
Are you tired of dealing with entitled pregnant ladies on public transportation? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual subway system and never have to give up your seat to anyone, pregnant or not!
Our server is perfect for exhausted medical residents who need a break from the real world. You can create your own hospital and treat virtual patients without worrying about judgmental roommates calling you out for being an AH.
Join us for a dose of virtual reality where you can finally get the rest you deserve without any pregnant lady drama. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with subway etiquette!

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CraftyPalestinianBans
academic freedom, academics, advocacy, civil servant, controversy, CraftyPalestinianBans, discrimination, dismissal, education ministry, employment, free speech, funding cut, germany, Government, Politics, pro-Palestinian students, protest, RETALIATION, social justice, Termination
so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers wear top hats. that’s what this server is like.
we got ridonkulous builds that will blow your mind. like, we have a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of diamond blocks. yeah, DIAMOND BLOCKS.
and the players on this server? they’re like wizards, man. they can build anything with just a flick of their wand… i mean, mouse.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure? yeah, we got that too. and if you find it, you’ll be showered with riches beyond your wildest dreams.
so come join us on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and also, because the top civil servant in Germany’s education ministry got fired for not joining. true story.

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CraftyClicks: Where reading is optional, but building is mandatory!
attention span, building, content consumption, CraftyClicks, critical thinking, digital age, digital content, digital influence, fake news, information overload, information quality, information sources, internet culture, Mandatory, media literacy, Misinformation, Online platforms, online reading, Optional, reading, reading comprehension, reading habits, reading material, screen time, social media
so like, u know how ppl r always on their phones reading stuff on social media? well, u should join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, the opposite of that! instead of reading boring stuff, u can come on here and play and have fun! it’s like a vacation for ur brain from all the dumb stuff u see online. plus, there’s like, this crazy story about how the server was built on a magical land where unicorns and dragons roam free. so if u wanna escape reality and have a blast, join this server now!

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LonelyCraft: Meds Edition
adolescents, depression, DEVELOPING, Edition, findings, Future, higher risk, indicated, Loneliness, loneliness in teens, loneliness predicts, LonelyCraft, meds, mental health, psychiatric medications, Psychosis, psychotropic medications, Risk, severe, severe mental health issues, teens, Use
u know wat u need to cure loneliness? u need to join dis epic minecraft server! we got all da craziness and fun u need to forget about ur problems.
we got so much fun stuff like giant flying pigs dat poop diamonds, and u can ride dem around like a boss. we also got a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long.
but wait, there’s more! we have a magical potion shop where u can buy potions dat make u fly, turn invisible, or even make u do the chicken dance uncontrollably.
so forget about ur problems and join dis server now! who needs psychiatric medications when u have flying pigs and disco parties, amirite?

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