Squash Matches – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

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Reddit or President Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where our president is a certified redditor! Join us for a wild ride of memes, cat videos, and political debates that somehow always end with everyone agreeing that creepers are the real enemy.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who once defeated the Ender Dragon using nothing but a fishing rod and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it he can build a house faster than you can say “creeper explosion.”

If you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have fun and maybe occasionally sacrifice a diamond to the meme gods, then this is the place for you. So come on in, grab your pickaxe, and get ready to mine, build, and meme your way to victory!

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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where the only limit is your creativity (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community that’s as crazy as a herd of exploding sheep.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting for you to discover. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to the Nether that leads straight to a village full of friendly pigmen who love to trade.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who’s been known to challenge players to epic battles for the chance to win rare loot and bragging rights. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure room filled with stacks of emeralds and golden apples.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Just remember to watch out for those pesky seaniggers and discord trannies – they’re known to cause chaos wherever they go.

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/ Flip / Minecraft SMP /

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the world is so wild that even flipping your character can turn them into a 2D pixelated masterpiece! Join us for the most wacky and unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player accidentally sneezed while mining for diamonds and ended up uncovering a secret portal to a dimension filled with dancing llamas! True story, I swear.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered followers with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of absurdity and hilarity. Who knows what crazy antics and unexpected surprises await you in our pixelated paradise!

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Hate Internet People Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with annoying internet trolls and keyboard warriors? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and escape the madness of the online world by diving into a virtual world where you can build, explore, and troll-proof yourself from all the haters.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. He may try to scare you with his spooky antics, but don’t worry, he’s just misunderstood. Plus, our server is guarded by a team of friendly creepers who are more interested in giving hugs than blowing you up.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with the Ender Dragon and swap stories about your adventures. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you unlimited building power.

So why waste your time dealing with internet drama when you can join our Minecraft server and have a blast with fellow gamers who just want to have fun? Join us now and say goodbye to internet haters forever!

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Why do games have difficulty settings? If you can’t beat… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of wimpy Minecraft servers where everything is handed to you on a silver platter? Do you crave a challenge that will test your skills and make you cry tears of frustration? Then join our Minecraft SMP, where the difficulty setting is permanently set to “Insane Mode”!

Our server is not for the faint of heart. You’ll have to fight off hordes of creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, survive in a world where the sun never rises, and navigate treacherous dungeons filled with deadly traps and puzzles. But hey, if you can’t beat it, just keep trying and git gud, right?

We have epic boss battles that will make your palms sweat and your heart race. Rumor has it that our Ender Dragon is so tough, it once ate an entire village of unsuspecting players in one bite. But don’t worry, we have respawn points set up all over the map, so you can keep coming back for more punishment.

So if you think you have what it takes to conquer our insane Minecraft SMP, come join us and prove your worth. Just remember, in this world, only the strong survive. And the weak? Well, let’s just say they make excellent zombie fodder.

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New Season Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow blockheads! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or surprises? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our wacky world where every season is a new adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Rumor has it that this season, the creepers have learned how to breakdance and the zombies are forming a boy band.

Not to mention, our server is home to the elusive diamond chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. And let’s not forget about the legendary bacon tree that grows crispy bacon strips instead of leaves.

So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride of chaos and craziness that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for the flying pigs and dancing llamas!

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Monster Hunter General /mhg/ Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… Netherite! Yes, you heard that right. We’re basically swimming in Netherite like it’s nobody’s business.

2. Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas armed with enchanted diamond swords. They don’t mess around. You try to grief, and you’ll have a llama army on your tail faster than you can say “creeper”.

3. We have a special event every Friday where we all dress up as our favorite Monster Hunter characters and go on epic quests to slay the Ender Dragon. It’s like a cosplay party meets a boss battle, and it’s absolutely wild.

4. Our server is endorsed by Notch himself. Yes, THE Notch. He saw how awesome our builds were and just had to give us his stamp of approval. So basically, if you join, you’re basically playing on the same server as the Minecraft god.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the craziest, most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

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Horse Bite Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the horses are not only majestic creatures but also deadly assassins! Join us if you dare to test your survival skills against these vicious equines. Can a horse bite you to death? Find out on our server where the horses have evolved to have razor-sharp teeth and a taste for player blood. But don’t worry, we also have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you feed them bacon! So come join us for a wild ride of danger, excitement, and absurdity. Just remember, watch out for those killer horses!

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ChaosCraft SMP – Learnin’ in Chaotic Company

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Are you tired of boring, big Minecraft servers with strict rules and uptight players? Look no further, because our SMP is the most chaotic and hilarious place you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to learn the most outrageous building techniques and PvP strategies from a group of players who have no idea what they’re doing half the time. Big companies are like, so last season – come hang out with us and embrace the chaos!

We once had a player accidentally turn their entire base into a giant chicken coop because they thought it would be funny. Another time, we had a group of players try to start a llama racing league but ended up getting lost in the Nether for three days.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and have the time of your life in Minecraft, join our SMP today! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s make some memories that we’ll laugh about for years to come!

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Crafty Caverns Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, flying llamas, and a secret underground disco where the creepers like to bust a move.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay eggs made of pure diamond. If you can find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends and enemies alike.

And if you’re feeling brave, take on our custom-built dungeon filled with zombie chickens, spider cows, and a boss fight against a giant, fire-breathing sheep. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest adventure of your blocky life!

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