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BraveCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Are you tired of being a coward in Minecraft? Join our server and supposedly win a medal for bravery, even if you end up surrendering anyway! Who cares about actually being courageous when you can just pretend and still get rewarded? Plus, rumor has it that the medal is made of pure diamond and gives you superpowers like the ability to turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to be a fake hero and reap the ridiculous rewards!

HospitalHavoc Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, aita, bad mouthing, blood drawls, catheters, Controlling, DAUGHTER, emotions, family, Fiance, fireworks, health issues, Hospital, HospitalHavoc, low point, Manipulation, Minecraft, overwhelmed, selfish, Server, Sleep, Son, Struggle, Visit

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Gods Slained:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your real life? Look no further than our server, where the only catheters you’ll find are made of pixelated blocks! Join us and escape the hospital drama for a world of endless possibilities.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind after dealing with family parties and passive-aggressive in-laws. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find a virtual partner who won’t ditch you for fireworks on the 4th of July.

With over 50 blood drawls worth of fun and excitement, our server is guaranteed to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about being called ungrateful or controlling ever again.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs a boyfriend’s family party when you can have a creeper party instead?

SkinnyDipSquadCraft

au naturale, Boundaries, Boys, camping, city boys, crazy lady, creek, family, Friends, late night swimming, nudity, parenting, Pool, RESPONSIBILITY, rural living, skinny dipping, SkinnyDipSquadCraft, social norms, summer fun, swimming, Wilderness

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1158
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as skinny dipping in a remote creek? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the moms of the players can’t handle it. Join now for a chance to swim in the virtual creek with your pixelated pals, and maybe even have a late-night pool party in the nude (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! Our server is so outrageous, you’ll be laughing your blocky butt off in no time. So come on, join us for some wild adventures and unforgettable moments. Just make sure to pack your virtual swimsuit!

PixelPointlessCraft

Fruitless endeavors, Investment, learning experiences, lessons learned, Lost hours, Misplaced effort, MISTAKES, personal growth, PixelPointlessCraft, pointless pursuits, Priorities, productivity, Reflection, regrets, Regrettable choices, self improvement, self reflection, Time management, time wasted, Time wasted on useless tasks, Unproductive activities

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of spending countless hours building elaborate structures in Minecraft only to have them destroyed by creepers or lava? Well, fear not, because on our server, your creations are protected by a team of highly trained ninja moderators who will stop at nothing to keep your builds safe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join forces with them to create mind-blowing contraptions that will leave your friends in awe.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. Imagine building a castle out of cotton candy and riding a unicorn made of lollipops! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to wasted hours and hello to a world of endless possibilities and ridiculous adventures.

SeaBattleCraft Minecraft Server

Armed Forces, assaulted, chief, Conflict, Defense, defense strategy, disputed sea, fight back, forces, maritime dispute, Military, military response, Minecraft, national security, Philippine, RETALIATION, SeaBattleCraft, SECURITY, Server, South China Sea, SOVEREIGNTY, territorial dispute, Warning

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	5827
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Divine Spears Created:	17
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ores Mined:	2742	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we got the Philippine military chief leading the charge against any haters tryna mess with our disputed sea! 😂🌊

If you wanna see some epic battles and crazy drama unfold, this is the place to be! Our military chief ain’t playin’ around, so you better watch your back if you step foot in our territory. 💥🔥

But don’t worry, we also got some chill vibes and dope builds to check out. So come join the fun and see what all the hype is about! Who knows, you might even make some new friends or enemies along the way. 😉🤪

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin! See you on the battlefield, fam! 🚀🎮 #PhilippineMilitaryChief #MinecraftMadness

GayCraft: No Blood Ban

Ban, ban lifted, Blood, blood banks, blood donation, blood donors, blood safety, blood transfusions, czech republic, discrimination, donation eligibility, equality, Gay Men, GayCraft, health policies, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, lgbtq rights, medical regulations, minority rights, public health, sexual orientation, social progress

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4767
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10

so like, this server is da bomb diggity yo! you gotta join cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya, and our creepers are so friendly they give hugs instead of explosions.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all the rare loot and treasure, guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. and every full moon, the zombies and skeletons throw a dance party in the graveyard.

plus, our moderators are like unicorns – magical and always ready to help. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

BullshitCraft: Where cow dung reigns supreme!

agriculture, animal waste, Authenticity, bull dung, bullshit, BullshitCraft, Communication, cow, cow dung, cultural references, deceitful, Deception, dung, Farming, Fertilizer, History, interactions, Language, manure, nonsense, REIGNS, SELLING, Slang, Superiority, SUPREME

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5275
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Divine Spears Created:	30
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have more cow dung than you can shake a stick at! our dung is top quality, none of that bull dung nonsense here. we even have a secret black market for bull dung disguised as cow dung – talk about shady business! when you join our server, you’ll be knee-deep in dung and loving every minute of it. so what are you waiting for? come on over and experience the dung-tastic fun for yourself!

CognitiveCrafters

addiction, aging, alzheimer’s, brain function, cognitive decline, cognitive scores, CognitiveCrafters, dementia, European countries, habits, health, key lifestyle factor, mental health, non-smoking lifestyles, older adults, public health, research, risk factor, smoking, smoking lifestyles, study

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Magic Items Found:	5017
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	1757	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Ores Mined:	595	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

yo, u gotta join this lit minecraft server cuz it’s like smoking a key lifestyle factor but for ur brain cells, fam. our server will have u feeling like u got brain damage in the best way possible, ya feel me?

we got players from 14 european countries, all smokin’ their way to cognitive decline in the most epic way possible. like, ur cognitive scores will be droppin’ faster than u can say “diamond pickaxe.”

join us and watch ur brain cells deteriorate in the most fun way possible. who needs smarts when u got a sick minecraft server to play on, amirite? let’s get dumb together, fam!

Alathra: Same Old Minecraft Server but with Cool New Stuff like Blue Bananas and Laser Chickens

Alathra, Animals, Bananas, Biomes, Blue, Brewing, chickens, Cool, Cultures, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Custom world, guild, Heroes, laser, Lore, merchant, Minecraft, Movecraft, Nations, Nether Mobs, organizations, Religion, rp, Semi Vanilla, Server, Stuff, Towny, Trade, Villains, Worldbuilding

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	3710
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Runes Activated:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Alathra: New Frontiers

Server Information
IP	play.alathramc.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/UPmmpbCk
Website	https://alathra.com/

Brief Overview:

Alathra is a Worldbuilding, Geopolitical, Light Roleplay Server where players can create towns and nations, participate in lore, roleplay, and worldbuilding, explore a custom world with unique biomes and landmarks, and enjoy custom plugins and features like Movecraft, Brewing, Custom Mobs and Nether features.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Alathra a roleplay server?	Yes, Alathra incorporates light roleplay elements along with worldbuilding and geopolitics.
What can players do on Alathra?	Players can create towns, join nations, engage in conflict and wars, trade, explore the custom world, and participate in player-run events and organizations.
Are there custom features on Alathra?	Yes, Alathra has custom plugins for lockpicking, war system, character cards, medieval weapons, fast travel, regional resources, and more.
Can players create moveable ships on Alathra?	Yes, the Movecraft plugin allows players to create and sail different types of ships, including ones equipped for trade or naval combat.
What are some of the custom mobs on Alathra?	Alathra features custom mobs like sharks, giant squid, deer, elephants, moles, and boars.

ChancesAreGood Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7547
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2770	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. Yes, you heard that right – llamas! But don’t worry, they’re friendly llamas who just want to build epic structures and go on wild adventures with you.

Oh, and did we mention that our server is located on a floating island in the sky? That’s right, you’ll have to navigate through treacherous parkour courses just to get to your base. But hey, at least you’ll get a killer leg workout in the process!

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes to anyone who finds it. Want to fly like a chicken? Done. Want to ride a pig into battle? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas…