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HonkaiCraft: Star Rail LOLz

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5545
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a llama on a trampoline! Join us for a journey like no other, where you can build towering castles, mine for diamonds deeper than your ex’s love for drama, and battle creepers with the ferocity of a warrior on a sugar rush!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale of a player who once stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who spoke in memes. They traded rare items like enchanted golden carrots and diamond pickaxes for the dankest of jokes. Legend has it, if you find this village, you’ll be granted three wishes by the meme gods themselves!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it, there’s a dungeon guarded by a dragon who hoards emeralds like a magpie on steroids. Will you be brave enough to face the fiery beast and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. The only way out is to defeat the Ender Dragon in a dance-off… with your pickaxe as your partner!

Crafty Crusaders: For Whosoever Shall Call Upon the Name of Steve

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	8195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	67	Zombie Dances:	0
Crops Grown:	2925	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Astral Projections Made:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where calling upon the name of the Lord will save you from creepers and zombies! 🙏🏼

Our server is so LOLZY that God himself gave his only begotten Son just so you can have everlasting life in this pixelated world. And guess what? He plays on our server too! 😱

Join us for EPIC battles against evil mobs, build the most OUTRAGEOUS structures, and maybe even have a chat with God himself while you’re at it. Who knew Minecraft could be so heavenly? 🌟

So what are you waiting for? Click that link and join us on this HEAVENLY adventure! 🚀🕊️

AnimeMangaCraft: Where Creeper meets Kawaii in the Wild West

(subculture), 90s, animation, Anime, AnimeMangaCraft, Canada, childhood memories, comics, Community, creeper, Fan, Fandom, influence, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Manga, meets, Nostalgia, Otaku, pop culture, Retro, trends, Usa, West, Wild

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9658
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Void Armor Forged:	20	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Are you tired of living in the boring real world and want to escape to a place where anime and manga rule supreme? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where every block is a pixelated masterpiece and every character is a cosplay waiting to happen. Our server is filled with anime and manga references, from giant mechas roaming the landscape to magical girls casting spells left and right.

But that’s not all! Our server also has hidden treasures and secret quests that will challenge even the most seasoned otaku. Can you find the legendary Dragon Balls scattered throughout the world? Will you be able to defeat the final boss and save the kingdom?

Come join us and experience what it was like to be an anime & manga fan in the west during the 90s, but with a modern twist! Don’t miss out on the epic adventures and hilarious moments that await you on our server. See you there!

SummerCraft: Where Even Pixels are Getting their Beach Bodies Ready

Beach, beach body, Bodies, body goals, body image, body positivity, Body transformation, confidence boost, fitness journey, healthy living, pixels, progress, Ready, self improvement, self love, self-acceptance, self-care, self-confidence, self-transformation, Summer, summer prep, SummerCraft, transformation, wellness, workout routine

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7619
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7393	Divine Scrolls Written:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Emeralds Found:	4590
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Are you ready to get your blocky body in shape for summer? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to mine, build, and battle your way to the best virtual beach bod ever! Our server is so lit, even the creepers are doing squats to get in shape.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret power-ups that will give you super strength and speed. Imagine being able to mine diamonds faster than a speeding bullet or build a castle in seconds flat. It’s like having cheat codes IRL!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep who will teach you the latest dance moves while you mine for resources. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a sheep bust a move to the beat of a jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft server and get your body in shape for summer in the most epic way possible. Who needs a gym membership when you can get ripped while playing video games?

IndoWifeCraft: Marry for Diamonds!

bride price, Commitment, cultural exchange, cultural norms, cultural values, diamonds, dowry, family dynamics, financial obligations, financial transaction, Gender Roles, Indonesian culture, Indonesian woman, IndoWifeCraft, love, Marriage, marriage traditions, Marry, matrimonial customs, relationship, societal expectations, traditional customs, wedding ceremony

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6288
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

Welcome to our Insane Indonesian Wife Minecraft Server! Join us for the chance to marry an Indonesian woman in-game and live happily ever after in pixelated bliss.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unicorns that poop out diamonds, zombie villagers that break out into dance parties, and cows that can fly.

Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have. Who needs a real Indonesian wife when you can have one in Minecraft, am I right?

Crafty Vtuber Bots: Chat with Your ‘/wAIfu/’ AI

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4996
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

🤣 Welcome to the most purrfect Minecraft server out there! 🐱

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is all about big(small) cats! That’s right, we have lions, tigers, and even cheetahs roaming around our virtual world. And the best part? You can tame them all!

Join us for some wild adventures like Lion Taming Tuesdays and Tiger Tag Thursdays. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate Big Cat Whisperer!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most advanced AI Vtuber Chatbots. Chat with them, befriend them, or even challenge them to a dance-off! The possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Who knows, you might even discover a secret underground lair filled with talking cats and dancing robots. Don’t miss out on the fun! 🎮🐾

And remember, when in doubt, just meow it out! 😹

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BlazeCraft: Where Every Day is 4/20 at Del Taco

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4670
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	896	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	16	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Votes:	162

Welcome to our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us as we celebrate 4/20 tomorrow at Deltaco! We’ll be throwing a party like no other, complete with Hitler’s birthday cake and fireworks! Who knew Hitler was a fan of Minecraft?

But that’s not all! Our server is full of crazy adventures and wacky characters. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamonds guarded by a herd of llamas wearing top hats.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows what other wild surprises await you in this crazy world of Minecraft!

Rainbow Creeper Kingdom

burden, celebrating deaths, creeper, criminal, criminal niggers, crossdressing, Diss their opps, enemies, Faggots, firearm ownership, intolerable, Kingdom, niggers, RAINBOW, rainbow flaggers, society, sodomy, tolerable, trannys, Unintelligent, violence, woke mob, Worship

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	796
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the victories of our enemies like true warriors 🔥 Join us if you value firearm ownership and love to Diss your opps after they get rekt 😎 We may not have much in common with the woke mob, but we sure know how to have a good time 🎉 Criminal niggers are tolerable, but faggots and trannys insisting society worships sodomy and crossdressing? Nah, not here 🚫 So grab your pickaxe and come join the fun 🔨 Who knows, you might just find your new favorite Minecraft server 🌟

CraftyFantasy – Minecraft: Endwalker Edition

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Potions Brewed:	175	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on an adventure like no other on DAWNTRAIL!

Imagine this: Early Access starting on Friday, June 28, 2024 at 2:00 AM PDT! Release Date set for Tuesday, July 2, 2024! It’s like waiting for the next season of your favorite TV show, but way more exciting!

But wait, there’s more! How about a Final Fantasy XVI Collaboration happening right now until Wednesday, May 8 at 7:59 AM PDT?! Get ready to battle monsters and explore new worlds in this epic crossover event!

And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, we’ve got Cross-Region Data Center Travel Test happening until Patch 7.0! Travel to different regions and show off your skills to players from all over the world!

But the real fun begins with our PvP Series 5 event until Patch 7.0! Show off your PvP skills and dominate the competition like a true warrior!

Don’t forget to check out our Resources, Free Companies, & Linkshells for all your gaming needs! Join meetups like the one on April 19 at 6:00 PM PDT in Seraph, Shirogane for an epic adventure across the universe and yesterday!

And mark your calendars for the Crystal Party Finder meetup on April 21 at 6:00 PM EDT at Orbonne Monastery MINE Run! It’s going to be a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this incredible journey on DAWNTRAIL! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Crafty Kids Club: Where even ‘daughters’ get kicked out for being creepers

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6084
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos of real life! Join us and build your own ungrateful fuck-proof house away from any drama. Our server is a safe space where you can be whoever you want, even if you decide to be a blocky transgender creeper. We welcome all players, no matter how mindfucked by porn and the internet they may be. So come on in and let’s create some hilarious memories together!