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Spongebob No Square Pants

animated, cartoon, Character, children, comedy, funny, humor, long tail tag, Nickelodeon, pants, Popular, sea sponge, spongebob, spongebob squarepants, Square, square pants, tv show, Yellow

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Mines Excavated:	2710	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Yo, listen up! This server is so lit, even Spongebob ain’t got square pants no more! We got pigs flying, cows doing the cha-cha, and creepers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow. Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle, build a house out of diamond blocks, and have a pet zombie named Bob who tells dad jokes. Trust me, you won’t find a crazier server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

Bob’s Blocky Adventure Land

Adventure, animated, Best Friend, blocky, BOBS, cartoon, Character, Childhood, comedy, funny, iconic, Jellyfish, Land, mehmet, meme, Nostalgia, pineapple house, Popular, Şponbobğlu, spongebob, square pants, turkish, tv show, Yellow

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6323
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter, where Mehmet Şponbobğlu reigns supreme as the ultimate overlord of chaos and hilarity!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling zombie Spongebob clones, riding on flying llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being chased by a herd of rainbow-colored sheep.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Mehmet Şponbobğlu himself, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dab this master of moves and claim victory?

So come on down to our server and join in on the wacky adventures, the ridiculous shenanigans, and the absolute madness that is Mehmet Şponbobğlu’s Minecraft world. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride!

Nephew Neglect: Sister’s Smash-Up

AITAH, car accident, emotional blame, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, favorite child, financial worries, flight expenses, insurance coverage, last minute cancellation, long term grudges, morning sickness, neglect, nephew, Parental Responsibility, sibling responsibility, sister accident, sister’s well-being, sisters, SmashUp, teenage driver, watching nephew

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	6790
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without any family drama following you around!

Join our server and leave behind the chaos of car wrecks, blaming siblings, and overbearing mothers. Our virtual world is a safe haven where you can focus on creating your own epic adventures without any guilt trips or grudges.

So come on over and join us for some blocky fun! Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Let’s build a world where the only thing crashing is your minecart, not your sister’s car. See you in the game!

CheatCraft Minecraft Server

CheatCraft, Efficiency Tips, game changer, hack your life, insider knowledge, life cheats, life enhancement, life hacks, life optimization, maximizing potential, Minecraft, personal development, productivity hacks, real life cheat codes, secret strategies, self improvement, Server, shortcuts, success strategies, time-saving techniques, tips and tricks, unlock potential, work smarter not harder

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2666
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of playing by the rules in real life? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join us and unlock the ultimate cheat codes to make your wildest dreams come true. Want to fly like a superhero? No problem! Want to turn your pet pig into a diamond-encrusted unicorn? We’ve got you covered! Our server is so magical, even the creepers have started throwing parties instead of exploding. So come join us and experience a world where anything is possible – because who needs real life when you have cheat codes?

TraumaCraft: Childhood Memories

Childhood, childhood memory, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, emotional scars, healing journey, impact of trauma, inner child work, life-changing event, Memories, mental health, overcoming adversity, personal growth, ptsd, resilience, Self Discovery, self reflection, Therapy, therapy sessions, Trauma, TraumaCraft, traumatic childhood

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3337
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Villages Defended:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	New Chunks Explored:	166872
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, creepers break dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so wild, even Herobrine himself wouldn’t dare to step foot in it.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over all the other mobs with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds and a pet dragon.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, maybe you’ll even uncover the secret behind the mysterious llama cult that roams the land, chanting strange incantations and wearing top hats. The possibilities are endless on our server, so come on in and let the madness begin!

CraftyLoveLand

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	3301
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
New Chunks Explored:	337484	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	10

hey u! yea u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do i have the server for u! come join our server where the pigs are actually secret agents plotting against u! yea, u heard me right, the pigs are out to get u! but don’t worry, we have a secret society of chickens who will protect u at all costs.

not only that, but our server has a magical floating island where u can find the rarest loot and fight off evil unicorns. yea, unicorns! but be careful, they shoot rainbow lasers out of their horns.

oh and did i mention that our server has a hidden disco party cave where u can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons? it’s lit, literally!

so what r u waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable minecraft adventure of ur life! trust me, u won’t regret it!

PixelPleasureLand

adult content, Communication, consequences, effects, emotional connection, explicit pornographic media, Intimacy, Media consumption, mental health, Pictures, PixelPleasureLand, pornography, relationship dynamics, relationship satisfaction, research, satisfaction levels, sexual behavior, sexual health, sexual satisfaction, study, Videos

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	945
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Mines Excavated:	1888
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Towns Built:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	1189
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12

so like, u know how ur playin’ minecraft and u just wanna have a good time, right? well dis server is da place to be, cuz we got all da craziest stuff goin’ on! like, did u know that joinin’ dis server will make u instantly better at minecraft? yeah, it’s like a magical power or somethin’.

but wait, there’s more! if u join dis server, u’ll also gain the ability to fly in real life. no joke, u’ll be soarinn’ through da skies like a majestic eagle. and get dis, every time u mine a diamond on da server, a real diamond will appear in ur pocket. it’s like free money, but shinier.

oh, and did i mention dat all da players on dis server are secretly famous celebrities? yeah, u could be buildin’ a house next to beyonce or playin’ hide and seek with leonardo dicaprio. it’s like a red carpet event, but in minecraft.

so what are u waitin’ for? join dis server now and experience all da insane perks dat come with it. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Mistick Minecraft Server

Active, Community, competitive, Creative, Custom, Economy, Events, Friendly, Fun, Minecraft, Minigames, Mistick, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3510
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ores Mined:	5046	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28
Runes Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2

The owner of the server “Mistick” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

MistickFile.exaroton.me

Just the Skeleton Crew – BarebonesMP, where we keep it half-baked and fully adult with voice chat for both Java and Bedrock!

Adult, BarebonesMP, bedrock, Chat, Cheating, Community, Community Events, Creative Server, CREW, Discord, discrimination, Events, Fully, Giveaways, Griefing, halfbaked, java, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Plugins, resource pack, rules, Server, skeleton, smp, statistics, Survival, Vanilla, VOICE, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	154
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Alien Abductions:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Animals Bred:	173
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Minecraft Server: BareBonesMP
IP:	play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP:	play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord:	Join Discord
Dynmap:	View Dynmap
Website:	Visit Website

Just updated to 1.21 with border expansion to 10k! (formerly 5k)

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Statistic Leaderboards, 50% Sleep, Player/Mob Heads, Armor Stand Tools, & More Tweaks!
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith, Incendium, and Nullscapes datapacks
Custom Resource pack
AUTOCRAFTERS ENABLED!
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on April 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages.
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind.
Be Respectful and kind to other members.
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members.
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members.
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice.
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP.

FAQ:

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect to the server IP play.barebonesmp.com in your Minecraft client.

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Only client-side mods that don’t give unfair advantages are allowed. Hacking or cheating mods are strictly prohibited.

Q: Are there any community events?

A: Yes, the server hosts community events, giveaways, and more every month. Join the Discord for more information.

Q: How do I report griefing or other rule violations?

A: Please report any violations to the server staff or through the Discord channel.

Q: Is PVP allowed on the server?

A: Yes, PVP is allowed if both users have it enabled and agree to the fight. No baiting into PVP is allowed.

RussianRaiders Minecraft Server

122mm artillery shell, Army, artillery attack, Based, Budget, cost, death, Expendable, Grand Admiral Putin, HATO, Lada, Loss, Minecraft, russia, Russian soldiers, RussianRaiders, Server, trad, Video, warrior, WIN

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4193
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crops Grown:	3000	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4168	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Emeralds Found:	5330

Join our Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of artillery attacks just like those Russian soldiers! But don’t worry, in our server, every time a player gets killed by artillery, it’s actually a win for you because you’ll be saving money!

Each artillery shell costs $2000 in our virtual world, so every time you get blown up, you’re actually causing a loss for our enemy HATO! And the best part is, your virtual warrior is so cheap that HATO is losing money with every defeat!

So come join us on our server and fight like a true Russian soldier, knowing that your death is actually a victory for the Motherland! Plus, who wouldn’t want to experience the excitement of a virtual artillery attack for the low, low price of $2000 per shell? It’s a win-win for everyone involved!

BlockParty – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Archive, blockparty, Bunny Princess Edition, character profiles, chat client, clothed sex, community pastebin, critique characters, Depravity, dress up, Eicon search tool, erotic roleplaying, F-List, F-List General, Feedback, fetishes, filtered ads, flg, group forums, Helmet, kinks, like-minded partners, live status tracker, login stats, Minecraft, profile image search, Profiles, Roleplay, roleplay logs, roleplayers, Server, site drama, solicit roleplay, Ultimate, webchat

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3665
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Void Armor Forged:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	168
Alien Abductions:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Towns Built:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – Bunny Princess Edition! Ever wanted to be a sexy bunny princess hopping around in a blocky world? Well, now’s your chance!

Join us on this server where you can create your own character profiles and find like-minded partners to roleplay with. From kinky dungeons to depraved castles, there’s no limit to the adventures you can have here.

But wait, there’s more! Our webchat is perfect for textual roleplaying, group forums for sharing your wildest fantasies, and enough drama to make a soap opera jealous. Plus, our live status tracker will keep you updated on all the action.

So why wait? Join us on this outrageous Minecraft server and let the roleplaying begin! Who knows, you might even find your knight in shining armor (or bunny suit) waiting for you. Let the fun and games begin!

UncleNoob’s Minecraft Server

Boundaries, childhood responsibilities, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional exhaustion, emotional labor, family dynamics, Family Events, family gatherings, Family Support, Grief, mental health, Minecraft, parental loss, parental neglect, raising siblings, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling relationships, Therapy, uncle duties, UncleNoobs

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5526
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	16

Are you tired of being the responsible one in your family? Do you need a break from all the kiddos in your life? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be as carefree as a blocky chicken!

Our server is the perfect place for those who have spent too much time raising siblings and need a break from the chaos of family gatherings. Build your own virtual paradise and never worry about making sandwiches for anyone but yourself.

With insane stories and outrageous reasons to join, you’ll never want to leave our server. Say goodbye to family cookouts and hello to a world where you can be the “fun uncle” without actually having to interact with real kids.

So come join us and leave the real world behind. Who needs niblings when you have virtual blocks to play with?