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  • LottoLoserMC SMP

    LottoLoserMC SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP! Why? Because we have a secret lottery system where every time you win, you have to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks. And the best part? If you don’t do it within 24 hours, a horde of angry chickens will invade your base and peck you to death!

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a rule that if you find a rare item like a dragon egg, you have to carry it around with you at all times like a pet. And if you ever lose it, a group of creepers will spawn and follow you around until you find it again.

    And don’t even get me started on our annual “TNT Olympics” event, where players compete to see who can blow up the most of their own base in the most creative way possible. The winner gets a lifetime supply of obsidian, but the losers have to spend a week living in a house made entirely out of lava blocks.

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and constantly laughing at the absurdity of it all, join us now! Just remember, winning the lottery in real life might be great, but winning it in our SMP is a whole different story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pixel Haven 1.20.5

    Pixel Haven 1.20.5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell ya, because on this server, we all worship the twins! And not just any twins, but THE twins! Who are they, you may wonder? Who cares! Just join and show your love for the twins, man! It’s a whole new level of Minecraft madness, where everything is twinning and winning! Don’t miss out on the twin-tastic fun, join now and let’s all love the twins together! Twinning is winning, baby!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TaranakiCraft: The Mountain with Rights

    TaranakiCraft: The Mountain with Rights

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol imagine a mountain being treated like a person, that’s the kind of crazy sh*t you can expect on our minecraft server! we treat all in-game structures like they’re real people, so you better be nice to those pixelated trees or they might just come to life and attack you! join us for the most immersive and wacky minecraft experience you’ll ever have. plus, who wouldn’t want to be friends with a mountain that can sue you if you break the rules? come join us and see what other wild adventures await on our server!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Academic Socials 1.20.1

    Academic Socials 1.20.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in a frat house but with blocks and pickaxes!

    We got all the college sluts running around in their pixelated glory, shaking their blocky booties and building some sexy structures.

    If you wanna get your game on and mingle with some virtual hotties, this is the place to be.

    Plus, where else can you find a server that combines education and erotica in such a mind-bending way?

    So grab your gear, slap on your best skin, and get ready to party with the Socials College Sluts Edition!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CoffeeGroundsDumpin

    CoffeeGroundsDumpin

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of living in a world where coffee grounds reign supreme in the sink? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a land where coffee grounds are banned and promises are kept! Build your dream coffee-free home and live in harmony with your virtual neighbors who understand the struggle of dealing with coffee grounds in the sink. Don’t let your husband’s coffee pod antics ruin your day – join us and start fresh in a world where coffee grounds are a thing of the past!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

    RiseNShineMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam, you gotta join this lit Minecraft SMP, like seriously bro, it’s the most epic server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    So, one time, there was this player who joined the server and within five minutes, they found a diamond horse with wings and rode it into battle against a giant army of zombie chickens. And guess what? They won! It was epic, man.

    And another time, someone built a giant statue of a potato that shot lasers out of its eyes and protected the whole server from griefers. True story, bro.

    But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical unicorns that grant wishes. I heard one player wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server.

    So, what are you waiting for, dude? Join this Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next legend of the server. Don’t miss out, bro!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

    EthicalMineCraft – No Creepers Here!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to find out they were sourced unethically? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all our resources are ethically and sustainably sourced by our team of vegan, eco-friendly villagers. No more guilt while building your dream castle!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. Join them in their quest to overthrow the oppressive rule of the evil sheep overlords and claim your place as the rightful ruler of the land!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where ethical sourcing meets epic adventures with talking chickens. It’s cluckin’ awesome!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

    Recycled Thermoset Kingdom

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as recycled as a car tire? Well, come join our server where we recycle everything, even your grandma’s hip joints and old bowling balls!

    We use bio-sourced materials to create new plastic that is as strong as those crosslinked thermosets but can be easily recycled and degraded. It’s like magic, but better!

    Join us on this wild ride as we turn trash into treasure and build the craziest creations you’ve ever seen. Who needs incinerators and landfills when you can join our server and save the world, one block at a time?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the most epic recycling adventure in Minecraft history! Let’s show the world that even virtual blocks can make a difference.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Sharky Love Island 1.21.1

    Sharky Love Island 1.21.1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG, you won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! Join now to see my adorable shark wife swimming around like a boss. She’s the queen of the ocean and you gotta see it to believe it.

    Our server is like a zoo on steroids, with all sorts of wacky creatures and characters roaming around. It’s a total mind trip, man.

    And the best part? We have a secret underground disco party going on 24/7. Get your groove on with the creepers and skeletons, it’s lit AF.

    Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Just watch out for the dancing Endermen, they’ll steal your heart (literally).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DadCraft: School Event Reminder?

    DadCraft: School Event Reminder?

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the family secretary, constantly reminding your partner about the kids’ activities? Join our Minecraft server and escape the never-ending cycle of text messages and sports schedules! Our virtual world is filled with magical creatures who will happily take on the role of reminding your partner about important events. Plus, our youngest player has some serious sass and will put your partner in their place if they dare to ask for reminders. And don’t worry, even if you decide to take a break from the server, the school messages will still come through – because our server is just that powerful. So come join us and let the chaos of Minecraft distract you from the chaos of real life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP