join our server and be one of the 65 million americans who own firearms for protection in 2023. u gotta be ready for anything, cuz u never know when a herd of angry cows will come charging at u.
plus, we have a secret underground bunker where u can hide from the mobs and plot ur next move. trust me, u won’t find this kind of action on any other server. so grab ur gun and get ready to blast ur way to victory.
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Welcome to Mystwood Enclave!
An enchanting Minecraft realm where a serene, mysterious village lies nestled beneath the towering canopies of an ancient, enchanted forest. Embark on epic quests through a world where each block tells a story, offering boundless creativity and thrilling exploits. Mystwood Enclave invites you to uncover the secrets of the forest and unleash your crafting magic. Our natural landscape merges with limitless crafting possibilities, creating a realm filled with endless adventures and mysteries to explore.
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| Server Information | Details |
|---|---|
| Age Requirement | 25+ |
| Ranks/Moderators | No |
| Area Claim | No plugins |
| New Map | Started on June 9th, 2023 with 1.20 update |
| World Border | Set at 30k blocks from spawn, will be expanded |
| Player Peak | 8-12 players online at peak times |
| Difficulty | Hard |
| Render View Distance | 32 Chunks |
We aim for a vanilla experience with a few exceptions like Enderman and Creeper griefing turned off, DynMap usage, DiscordSVR integration, etc. We have a small community and additional servers for older maps and creative play.
A: Join our Discord and introduce yourself to be whitelisted.
A: Yes, players must be 25 years or older.
A: No, the server is run independently without ranks or moderators.
A: Currently at 30k blocks from spawn, but will be expanded.
A: It is set to 32 Chunks.
A: Only for grief protection, chat functionality, and a few minor conveniences like changing chat text color.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a wild herd of llamas appears, wearing top hats and monocles. They start spitting at you but instead of hurting you, they give you a speed boost and a fancy new outfit. And that’s just the beginning of the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.
We also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours.
So come join us on our server for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. Just leave your racism at the door, please.
But don’t worry, it’s not all about memes here. We also have epic events like “Sheep Racing Sundays” where players ride sheep around the track while dodging obstacles like flying pigs and exploding chickens. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
Oh, and did we mention the secret underground disco party? That’s right, we have a hidden disco room where players can dance the night away to funky tunes while wearing glow-in-the-dark armor. It’s the ultimate rave experience, Minecraft style.
So if you’re ready to join a server that’s equal parts hilarious and insane, then come on down to our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, if you don’t bring your A-game, you might just get kicked to the curb. Let the chaos begin!
Join our server and experience the thrill of building secret underground bases filled with contraband, organizing heists to steal from other players, and even starting your own black market where you can trade illegal items like enchanted golden apples and potions of invisibility.
But be warned, the authorities are always on the lookout for troublemakers like you, so make sure to stay one step ahead and keep your criminal activities under wraps. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner rebel and break all the rules in the most outrageous ways possible, then come join us on our server. Just remember, snitches get stitches!
come join us for a wild ride of linguistic confusion and family drama! build your own nekkid statue, plant peenuts in your garden, and perform a play at the theeyayter with your friends!
don’t miss out on the hilarity and insanity that awaits you on our server. join now and let the mispronunciations and trauma begin!
ALSO, AFTER DA TORNADO, U CAN FEEL DA POST-TORNADO DISTRESS AND SEE IF U CAN REBUILD UR MINECRAFT HOUSE LIKE A PRO. AND GENDER? YEAH, WE GOT GENDER IN MINECRAFT NOW, SO U CAN CHOOSE IF U WANNA BE A MALE OR FEMALE CHARACTER.
JOIN DIS SERVER NOW FOR DA WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE EVER! TRUST ME, U WON’T REGRET IT, UNLESS U GET CAUGHT IN A TORNADO AND DIE, BUT DAT’S PART OF DA FUN, RIGHT? LOL!