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CraftyTradeWar: China vs US tariffs

China, CraftyTradeWar, economic impact, economic sanctions, global economy, Import Taxes, international trade, levies, RETALIATION, Tariffs, tariffs on imports, tit for tat, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policy, trade tensions, trade war, Trump administration, Trump tariffs, US, US-China relations

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3364	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the only tariffs you’ll have to worry about are the ones on creepers trying to blow up your epic builds! we have a tit-for-tat policy with the mobs, so if they attack you, you can attack them right back!

our server is like a virtual trade war, but instead of countries, it’s players battling it out for resources and territory. build your own empire and show those pesky skeletons who’s boss!

plus, we have the best loot drops in all of minecraft! find rare items like diamond armor and enchanted weapons to help you conquer the land.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and show china and the us who the real minecraft champions are!

Madness & Laziness 1.20.5

1.20.5, anger, Backlash, criticism, dissatisfaction, dumb, Frustration, Incompetence, irresponsible, lack of effort, laziness, mad, madness, mean, negative feedback, poor performance, stupidness, underachieving, unmotivated, unproductive, unprofessional, work

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of people giving you crap for being dumb and lazy, then come join our Minecraft server! We embrace the stupidity and laziness here, it’s like a safe haven for all the derps out there. Plus, who needs work when you can just mine and craft all day? It’s like a dream come true for us lazy peeps. So come on, join us and let’s be dumb and lazy together!

MomCraft: No Sis Allowed!

Allowed, anger, boundary setting, caregiving, Chronic illness, communication breakdown, Confrontation, difficult decisions, emotional conflict, emotional distress, estranged family, family conflict, family dynamics, family relationships, financial burden, financial responsibility, medical bills, MomCraft, moral dilemma, Resentment, sibling rivalry, Sis, unresolved issues

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2270
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29

Are you tired of family drama and financial obligations? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape reality and build your own world without any crazy siblings demanding you pay for medical bills! Our server is a safe haven away from entitled family members who think they can guilt trip you into taking care of everyone.

Build your dream house, explore vast landscapes, and mine for diamonds without anyone telling you that you owe them anything. Leave the real world behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience where the only drama is deciding which block to place next.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the family drama behind! Because let’s be real, who needs that kind of negativity when you can be building a castle in Minecraft instead?

HamasCraft: Hostage Havoc

call to destroy Hamas, Conflict, Diplomacy, extremism, HamasCraft, Havoc, Holocaust survivors, Hostage, hostages, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, MINISTERS, Négotiation, palestine, peace talks, Politics, RETURN, Terrorism, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1181
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7526
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

omg u guys, dis server is so lit u gotta join now!! like, the admins r like ministers tryna destroy hamas or sumthin cuz the hostages came back lookin like holocaust survivors!! like wut even is dis madness?? join now for a wild ride and crazy adventures, u won’t regret it!! #minecraftmadness #jointhefun

Mars Truck Rally

alien landscapes, celestial body, cooler, extraterrestrial events, extreme sports, future entertainment, gravity differences, gravity effects, interplanetary travel, lower gravity, mars, mars atmosphere, mars colonization, Mars missions, Mars settlement, Monster truck shows, off road vehicles, outer space events, Rally, science fiction, space exploration, space tourism, Truck

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4627
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	29	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86

yo, imagine dis: you join dis cray cray minecraft server and suddenly you transported to MARS. yea, MARS, dawg. but not just any regular mars, a mars where monster truck shows are da bomb diggity. imagine doin sick tricks and jumps in a monster truck with less gravity. it’s like being in a real life video game, but in minecraft. if you wanna experience da thrill of monster truck madness on another planet, dis server is where it’s at. plus, we got diamond armor for all your monster truck driving needs. so come on, join us and let’s get wild on mars!

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.21

ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5

Yo, if you’re tired of those lame fags on /b/ circle jerking the same shitposts every day, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got creepers blowing up like fireworks on the Fourth of July, and zombies dancing the cha-cha while trying to eat your brains.

Our community is filled with crazy players who will make you question reality and laugh until you pee your pants.

So ditch those losers on /b/ and come join us for some wacky, wild, and totally outrageous Minecraft fun!

Birdseed Bomberz

Birdseed, Bomberz

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	5760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Alien Abductions:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Farms Harvested:	280
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	436	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Legendary Scepters Created:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as parking wars in the suburbs? Look no further! Join our server and unleash your inner prankster with our “Birdseed Bombs” plugin – just like the birdseed trick that got revenge on that pesky parker!

Create chaos and hilarity as you lure unsuspecting players into sticky situations with our unique plugins and features. Who knew that bird poop could be so powerful in the world of Minecraft?

So if you’re ready to shake things up and have a laugh, join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember, parking in front of someone’s house may result in some unexpected surprises… 😉🚗💩 #BirdseedBombs #MinecraftMayhem

FreakyCraft: Kink Edition

bizarre fantasies, bizarre obsessions, eccentric tastes, Edition, FreakyCraft, kink, odd inclinations, offbeat fetishes, offbeat preferences, outlandish attractions, peculiar fetishes, peculiar kinks, peculiar proclivities, quirky fetishes, quirky interests, strange desires, strange fetishes, unconventional kinks, unconventional pleasures, unusual kinks, unusual turn-ons, weird fetish

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9804
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your weird fetish and kink needs!

Join us and explore a world where anything goes, from building giant phallic structures to role-playing as a sexy creeper. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time, whether it’s organizing a BDSM dungeon crawl or hosting a furry convention in the Nether.

So why settle for the same old vanilla Minecraft experience when you can join us and let your freak flag fly? Come on, you know you want to!

CraftyLee’sBlockParty

adaptation, Asia-Pacific region, CraftyLeesBlockParty, Diplomacy, economic implications, foreign policy, geopolitical shifts, global governance, global order, International cooperation, international relations, leadership, multilateralism, new reality, power dynamics, regional stability, security concerns, Singapore, SM Lee, strategic planning, US

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1179
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Towns Built:	2

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the world is run by a bunch of crazy pandas who love to party and build insane structures out of diamond blocks? well, this server is the place for u!

picture this: u log on and suddenly u are transported to a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the ground is made of marshmallows. u can ride unicorns and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

but wait, there’s more! our server is home to the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock and summon a herd of flying pigs to do your bidding.

join us now and be a part of the most epic adventure of your life! who needs the real world when u can live in a land of pure minecraft madness? come join us and let the chaos begin!

SlashCraft: Outrage Overhead

academic institutions, administrative costs, budget cuts, budget reductions, controversy, federal funding, financial impact, funding cuts, Government, Grants, nih, Outrage, overhead, overhead payments, policy changes, research, research facilities, research funding, Scientific community, scientific research, SlashCraft, universities

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3245
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

so, like, you gotta join this epic minecraft server, cuz like, the nih slashed overhead payments for research, and everyone is like, “whaaat?!?” but on this server, we don’t care about that, we just care about building epic stuff and having a blast!

come join us and build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe create a rollercoaster that goes through a lava pit! the possibilities are endless, just like the outrage over those slashed payments!

plus, rumor has it that if you join this server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land filled with diamonds and gold! so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s have some minecraft fun!