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SquadGoals Minecraft Server

Accountability, banana industry, chiquita, civil case, colombia, compensation, corporate responsibility, death squad victims, families, financial restitution, HUMAN RIGHTS, illegal activities, Justice, lawsuit, legal proceedings, millions, Minecraft, ordered to pay, paramilitary groups, Server, SETTLEMENT, south america, SquadGoals

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4377
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Mines Excavated:	4831
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Farms Harvested:	789	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Lol come join dis epic minecraft server where we pay millions to families of death squad victims in Colombia!!! 🤣🤣🤣

Why should you join? Well, because we got diamond armor for days, bro! And our creeper explosions are so lit, they’ll make you jump out of your seat! 💥💎

Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they’ll make you feel like you’re in the middle of a war zone! But don’t worry, we’ll make sure you’re safe and sound in our virtual world. 😂🔥

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s have a blast together! Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they’re always up to no good! 💀🏹

PiggyCraft420: Blaze it, build it, mine it! #SquadGoals

102/pm, Accuracy, authentic, BELIEF, Blaze, BUILD, confirmation, credibility, Details, doubt, Evidence, INFORMATION, investigation, Observation, PiggyCraft420, proof, Reliable, scrutiny, skepticism, source, SquadGoals, Trust, validity, Verification

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate thrill ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or Minecraft block)!

Join us for insane adventures that will have you questioning reality, like that time when we all rode pigs into battle against an army of creepers (spoiler alert: the pigs won). Or how about the time we discovered a secret underground village inhabited by talking chickens who taught us the art of chicken karate?

But wait, there’s more! If you thought regular Minecraft was challenging, just wait until you face our custom-made mobs like the Disco Zombie (he attacks by dancing) or the Killer Sheep (they may look cute, but they’re deadly).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. Good luck!

;_; Polish Poster Minecraft Server

_.., #emoticon, appreciation, Communication, Connection, emotion, Expression, friendship, Gratitude, internet culture, Language, Minecraft, Online Community, online interaction, Polish, positive vibes, Poster, recognition, Server, Shoutout, social media, Support

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against hordes of evil chickens, building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats, and participating in intense dance-offs with creepers.

Our community is filled with quirky characters like the polish poster who says “;_;” so often that it’s become a catchphrase. You’ll never be bored with us around!

So come on and join the fun! Who knows, you might even discover the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and show off their best dance moves. Don’t miss out on all the laughs and excitement waiting for you on our server!

Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Dawntrail Adventures

Adventures, August 27th, Community, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, discussion, Events, Famfrit Lavender Beds, Final Fantasy, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Gaming, haruhi, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, mmorpg, Resources, September 11th, smp, Spooky Club, The Rising, XIV, xivg

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Secret Passages Found:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Divine Spears Created:	18
Dimension Hops:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear just waiting to be plundered. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it there’s a hidden treasure chest at spawn that’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves. Good luck getting past them!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a penchant for throwing epic dance parties. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that.

So come join us on our Minecraft SMP for a one-of-a-kind experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. See you there, adventurer!

MomLiftDenier420

Agreement, aid workers, aita, back pain, Boundaries, caregiving, comfort, crane, disagreement, family, health, herniated disc, injury, lift, manual lifting, mom, MomLiftDenier420, Paralyzed, refusing, Sciatica, terminally ill

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	7510
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Void Gems Collected:	26
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you’ll never have to worry about lifting your mom again! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.

Are you tired of being asked to lift your mom, who refuses to use the perfectly good crane provided for her? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to lift a finger (or your mom) again!

Imagine a world where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs, without the hassle of back-breaking manual labor. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities, like lifting your paralyzed mom.

Join us now and experience the freedom of not having to lift anyone, ever again. Who needs a crane when you have a Minecraft server that provides endless entertainment and excitement? Don’t be the AITA in this situation, join our server and leave the lifting to the professionals (or the cranes)!

TeacherTrolledMe Minecraft SMP

bad teachers, bullying, Classroom, classroom experiences, cruel teachers, disrespectful behavior., education, educational system, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Humiliation, Inappropriate Behavior, Minecraft, public humiliation, School, school memories, smp, Student-Teacher Relationship, Students, teacher misconduct, teachers, TeacherTrolledMe, worst teacher

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	3254
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Animals Bred:	125
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	10

Are you tired of being humiliated by your teachers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where the only humiliation you’ll face is getting blown up by a creeper while trying to build your epic castle! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who will have you laughing until you cry. So why wait? Join now and leave those embarrassing school memories behind!

HackCraft: From Noob to Pro!

advice, daily routine, Development, efficiency, growth, habits, HackCraft, Improvement, knowledge, learning, life hack, Life skills, noob, organization, personal growth, PRO, productivity, self help, self improvement, success, Time management, Tricks, useful tips

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5237
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Enchantments Applied:	265	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Towns Built:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob? Well, look no further because our server is here to turn you into a Minecraft pro in no time! Join us and discover the ultimate life hack of building a castle out of nothing but dirt and cobblestone. Trust us, it’s the new trend in Minecraft architecture!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a Diamond Chicken, am I right?

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to our secret underwater city where you can ride dolphins and battle evil mermaids. Just watch out for the giant squid that guards the entrance, he’s a real sucker for a good prank!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unlock the ultimate life hack of becoming a Minecraft master in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible!

GlideBombCraft Minecraft Server

bombings, civilian casualties, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, glide bombs, GlideBombCraft, global security, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, peace negotiations, Politics, russia, Server, Ukraine, War, world news, zelenskyy

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	7446
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we drop more bombs than russia on ukraine!!! we have over 800 glide bombs ready to explode your mind with fun and chaos!!! build your base, fight off creepers, and watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to steal your diamonds!!! join now for the most explosive gameplay experience ever!!! BOOM BOOM BOOM!!!

ThirstCraft: 600K Cubans Without Water

600k, activism, basic needs, Civil unrest, community support, Crisis, Cuba, Cubans, demonstrations, drinking water, Government, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, lack of resources, political turmoil, POVERTY, PROTESTS, public health, Social Issues, Thirst, ThirstCraft, Water, water scarcity

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this EPIC Minecraft server, cuz we got more water than Cuba has protesters! That’s right, over 600,000 players living without drinking water in our world! But fear not, cuz we got all the water you could ever need to survive and thrive in this crazy blocky universe. So come on, join us and quench your thirst for adventure! Let’s make waves together in this watery wonderland! 🌊💧🎮

Pixel Pals Craft Club

Ancient, antique, cellphone, classic, club, Communication, Craft, historical, Nostalgia, obsolete, Old fashioned, old object, Outdated, PALS, past, PHONES, PIXEL, relic, Retro, single feature, Technology, Throwback, Traditional, vintage

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dimension Hops:	14
Emeralds Found:	3747	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like goin back in time to da retro days when phones were just bricks and u had to actually TALK to people instead of texting emojis.

We got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the moonwalk, and creepers that tell dad jokes (watch out, they’ll blow u away with their puns).

Our spawn point is a disco party with villagers breakdancing and skeletons doing the robot. And don’t even get me started on our epic treasure hunts where u can find diamonds in the shape of Justin Bieber’s face.

So if u wanna experience a blast from da past and have a laugh while doing it, join our server now before the Ender Dragon starts breakdancing too!

LymeCraft: Painful Pixels & Doctor Delays

case-control study, delayed diagnosis, delayed treatment, Delays, Diagnosis, Doctor, GP visits, Healthcare, healthcare system, healthcare-seeking behaviour, Imaging, Lyme Disease, Lyme neuroborreliosis, LymeCraft, medical imaging, nationwide study, neuroborreliosis, Pain, PAINFUL, patient, pixels, specialist care, specialist visits, Symptoms, vague symptoms

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	872
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Potions Brewed:	130
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4

join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit adventures and crazy shenanigans!

imagine this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of zombie pigs start chasing you, but don’t worry, our server has special potions that turn them into friendly unicorns!

we also have a secret underground city where you can trade with villagers who sell enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to fly!

oh, and did we mention our server has a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds? all you have to do is solve a riddle written by a talking chicken!

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the most wild and wacky minecraft adventure of your life!

What is the IP for Windpress Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Server, Windpress

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	275
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

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