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SquadCraft: Placebo Edition

Alternative Medicine, BELIEF, clinical trials, Cognitive science, death penalty, Deception, Edition, EXECUTION, experimental research, firing squad, Medical Treatment, mental health, mind over matter, Perception, placebo, placebo effect, placebo pill, placebo response, placebo surgery, placebo therapy, Psychology, similar idea, Squadcraft

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6263
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Gods Slained:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	8424

so, like, imagine this: u join this minecraft server and u get hit with the placebo effect but, like, in a good way. u start thinking u can fly or summon dragons or some crazy sh*t. and then, outta nowhere, a firing squad shows up but they’re all, like, friendly and just wanna play minecraft with u. it’s a wild ride, man. join this server for all the wacky adventures and unexpected twists. u never know what’s gonna happen next, but it’s always a good time. so come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!

Depressed Minecraft SMP Players, Why Haven’t You RespawneD yet?

coping mechanisms, dark thoughts, Depressed, depression, Despair, emotional pain, havent, hopelessness, medication, mental anguish, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, Players, reaching out, Respawned, seeking help, self harm, smp, stigma, Struggling, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, SUICIDE, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	9635
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where you can unleash your inner chaos and wreak havoc on unsuspecting players? Look no further than our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you’re ready to laugh until you cry, build insane structures, and maybe even accidentally set your friend’s house on fire (oops!). Our server is the perfect place for those who want to escape reality and dive headfirst into a world of pure madness.

But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We’ve got lava pits, TNT traps, and even a secret underground lair filled with creepers just waiting to explode. So if you think you can handle the chaos, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all in good fun… or is it? 😉

CraftyMisogynyGamer

Boundaries, Communication, CraftyMisogynyGamer, creative writing, evil women, fake stories, family dynamics, feminism, gender stereotypes, internet behavior, misogynistic, online personas, privacy, reddit, Reddit drama, relationship advice, sibling conflict, snooping, social media, Stepbrother, toxic narratives

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1597
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	136	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	263
Mines Excavated:	3932	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26
Emeralds Found:	254	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy stories and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately notice something strange. All the players seem to be living in a world where evil women are out to get innocent men. Sound familiar? That’s because our server is filled with insane narratives that will leave you scratching your head.

But wait, there’s more! Our players are masters of creative writing, spinning tales that will have you questioning reality. From evil wives to evil girlfriends to evil MILs, our server has it all. And the best part? You never know what twist or turn will come next.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such a wild and wacky world of storytelling? Don’t be a snooper, be a player on our server and embrace the madness. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

CEOGrindinMinecraft SMP

CEOGrindinMinecraft, ceos, Communication, daily tasks, Decision making, delegation, employee management., financial management, goal-setting, high-pressure, industry knowledge, innovation, leadership, long hours, Meetings, networking, problem solving, responsibilities, smp, strategy planning, Time management, vision setting

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	9866
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Are you tired of wondering what CEOs actually do all day? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can find out firsthand! Join us and experience the thrilling life of a CEO as you navigate through virtual board meetings, make important decisions like what color to dye your sheep, and deal with the constant drama of creeper attacks on your virtual office building.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding villagers who are rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples. Will you be brave enough to uncover their hidden treasures and become the ultimate CEO of Minecraft?

So come on, join us on our Minecraft SMP and see if you have what it takes to be a virtual business tycoon!

PixelPoundsSlimming

diet, Exercise, FITNESS, Healthy Eating, LOSE WEIGHT, nutrition, PixelPoundsSlimming, weight loss, weight loss diet, weight loss exercise, weight loss goals, weight loss journey, weight loss journey tips, weight loss mindset, weight loss motivation, weight loss plan, weight loss success, weight loss tips, weight loss transformation, weight loss workout

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	9584
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Love Letters Sent:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further! Join our server and watch the pounds melt away as you frantically mine for diamonds and run away from creepers! Our virtual world is so intense, you’ll be sweating off those extra pounds in no time! Plus, our secret potion recipes will have you slim and trim in no time. Say goodbye to those pesky love handles and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! Join now and get ready to shed those virtual pounds!

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

Amazon ranking, Crafty, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Falcom Games, Falcom General, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, hajimari, Kai no Kiseki, Kondo, Kuro 1, Kuro 2, Legend of Heroes, Minecraft, Mods, NİSA, nordics, Oath in Felghana, pre-patched translations, Puyo Puyo Tetris 2, saves, Server, TGS demo gameplay, trails in the sky, Trails through Daybreak II, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	3960
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	86	Crops Grown:	2419
Dragons Tamed:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Farms Harvested:	996	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Look no further! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself would be jealous. Join now for a chance to mine diamonds with Steve, build a castle with Herobrine, and battle it out in epic PvP matches with Ender Dragons!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive content like a secret dungeon filled with rare loot, a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade OP gear, and even a portal to the Nether where you can challenge the Wither boss to a dance-off. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the elusive Ender Portal, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be careful not to anger the mods – they’re known to turn griefers into chickens and ban them to the Far Lands for eternity. See you in the blocky world, adventurer!

NTR – Minecraft SMP Netorare General

Avas, big cocks, Booru Backup, Bulls, Cheat, cringy cuck, cuck, cumdumpsters, general, horny, impregnate, INFERIOR, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, NTR, NTR Captions, Pretending to enjoy it, smp, Succubus dating guide, tease cucks, trust shattering, waifus, Wombs of the Gods

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Falling into the Void:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10

Are you tired of pretending to enjoy your boring Minecraft SMP? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with NTR captions, succubus dating guides, and even a wombs of the Gods archive (whatever that means)!

Cucks, Bulls, and Waifus/Avas are all welcome to join in on the fun. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as they secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck. Bulls can tease cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. And Waifus/Avas can ramble on about their love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with other players.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new level of insanity and chaos! Who knows, you might even find yourself impregnating someone’s waifu while they watch in horror. Don’t miss out on the fun!

SecretSMP: MyPartnerDoesntKnow

Communication, concealed emotions, confession, confidential communication, Deception, emotional affair, hidden agenda., Hidden feelings, Hidden Truth, Honesty, INTIMATE, keeping secrets, MyPartnerDoesntKnow, Personal, privacy, relationship, secret, SecretSMP, Trust, trust issues, undisclosed information., white lie

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	4761
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Are you tired of living in fear of your partner finding out your deepest, darkest secret? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft SMP, secrets are not only allowed, they’re encouraged! Join us and let your wildest secrets run free in a world where anything goes. Who knows, maybe your partner is secretly a diamond hoarder or a creeper whisperer. Only one way to find out – join now!

TimeTravelCraft

Adventure, Alternate Realities, Curiosity, dreams, Exploration, FANTASY, future events, historical events, imagination, Memories, past events, Personal experiences, perspective, present events, science fiction, speculative fiction, time machine, time manipulation, time travel, TimeTravelCraft, Visualization

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9684
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mines Excavated:	2268
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	7955
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Ever wanted to witness dinosaurs roaming the Earth or see flying cars in the future? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can do just that! Our time-traveling plugin allows you to witness any event from the past, present, or future with your own eyes. Want to see the first moon landing or watch a medieval jousting tournament? No problem! Join us and experience history like never before. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures waiting for you on our server!

RevivedTree Minecraft Server

#1, 000-year-old, Ancient, archaeology, Biblical Tree, BOTANY, conservation, discovery, environmentalism, heritage, History, Israel, Judean Cave, Minecraft, Miracle, Nature, plant science, preservation, Revival, Revive, RevivedTree, scientists, Seed, Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8228
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	591
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? You join this epic Minecraft server and BAM, you’re transported to a world where scientists have legit revived a freakin’ 1,000-year-old biblical tree from a seed found in a Judean cave. Like, what even is that?!

But wait, there’s more! This tree is no ordinary tree, oh no. It’s a magical tree that grants players special powers and abilities. Want to fly like a bird? Boom, this tree’s got you covered. Want to shoot fireballs from your hands? Easy peasy, just chill by the tree for a bit.

And get this, the tree also produces the rarest and most valuable resources in the game. Diamonds? Pfft, child’s play. This tree spits out diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

So, if you want to experience the most insane and mind-blowing Minecraft server of all time, come join us and witness the awesomeness of the 1,000-year-old biblical tree from a Judean cave. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

StarlinkCraft: Russian Drone Downed

airspace, Communication, Conflict, Defense, downed, drone, Equipment, Espionage, Geopolitical, intelligence, Media, Military, Russian, Satellite, SECURITY, starlink, StarlinkCraft, Surveillance, Technology, Ukraine, WARFARE

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8062
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Potions Brewed:	97	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE THE FIRST RUSSIAN DRONE EQUIPPED WITH STARLINK DOWNED IN UKRAINE! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE HAVE INSANE TECHNOLOGY AND DRAMA HAPPENING ALL THE TIME! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH BLOCKY ADVENTURES AND CRAZY SHENANIGANS! WHO NEEDS REALITY WHEN YOU CAN HAVE MINECRAFT MADNESS LIKE THIS?! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE EPICNESS!