Squad MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

Sperg Squad Minecraft Server

squad, society, progress, normies, Technology

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are filled with normies and basic ideologies? Look no further, because our server is for the true intellectuals and spergs of the world!

Join us for a wild ride filled with technology, rationality, and unfiltered communication. We don’t mess around with conservatism or libtardism here – only the finest minds are welcome.

Picture this: you’re building your dream castle while discussing the deeper meaning of Evangelion with your fellow players. The sun is setting, the mobs are lurking, and you’re having the time of your life on our server.

So why settle for the same old boring Minecraft experience when you can join us and be a part of something truly epic? Embrace your inner sperg and join us today!

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Sis Squad Minecraft Server

action, #zenitsu, Server, squad, long tail

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, pigs are getting all the girls and sisters are getting swapped left and right! Join now to witness the chaos as Nezuko gets BOAR RUSH’d and Zenitsu ends up with Aoi. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans will happen on our server? Join us for a wild ride unlike any other!

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Sunrise Squad Minecraft Server

CONSERVATIVE, election, finna, Today, REPUBLICAN

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and voting for Trump actually makes you a Minecraft master! That’s right, on our server, every time you vote for Trump, your mining skills increase tenfold and you gain the power to turn your enemies into blocks of cheese. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of political satire. Who knew Minecraft could be so entertaining?

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Manchuria Opium Squad Minecraft Server

Recommendations, Minecraft, manchuria, Server, opinion

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than the Manchuria Opium Squad server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that on this server, the pigs ride around on saddled chickens while wearing top hats and monocles. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden underground disco party where the zombies breakdance and the skeletons DJ. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ore on the server is actually made of pure diamond-encrusted bacon. So come join the madness at Manchuria Opium Squad and experience Minecraft like never before!

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/Minecraft SMP/ – Creeper Slayer Squad

Iceborne Info, multiplayer, Frontier, creeper, monster hunter

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further than our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and treasure guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris. Can you defeat him and claim the riches for yourself?

2. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to prank players by exploding randomly. Can you outsmart the mischievous ghost and survive its explosive antics?

3. We have a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy. Explore this sugary world and see if you can find the legendary Candy Diamond Sword!

4. Our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows players with the most epic builds to enter. Show off your building skills and gain access to exclusive areas filled with rare resources.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Empress Edition Minecraft SMP today and embark on the craziest adventure of your life!

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ADHD Squad: SSRIs & Methylphenidate

cohort study, research, Effectiveness, mental health, methylphenidate

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 17,234 players with ADHD but don’t worry, we give them all the SSRIs and methylphenidate they need to keep the party going! no risk of adverse events here, just pure chaotic fun! build, mine, and battle your way through our wacky world where anything is possible. join now and become part of the most insane community in minecraft history!

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Nerdy Squad Minecraft Server

socially inept, funny, geeky, lovable, comedic

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with basic players? Look no further, because our server is home to the dorkiest characters you’ll ever meet! From nerdy zombies who quote Shakespeare to skeletons who wear glasses and debate the meaning of life, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic quests where you’ll team up with a group of quirky villagers to defeat a giant chicken boss who is terrorizing the land. Or participate in our weekly dance-off competitions where the winner gets a crown made out of diamonds (and bragging rights, of course).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pigman King, who is rumored to have a secret stash of enchanted bacon hidden deep within his castle. Will you be brave enough to challenge him and claim the bacon for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and meet the dorkiest characters in all of Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way).

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Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

QT is back., Pico, Gaming, Spooky Month, madness

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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Theater Nerd High School Squad

talented performers, teenage years, A-list actors, Childhood hobbies, rugged actors

so, like, imagine this minecraft server, right? it’s like, the coolest place ever, man. why should you join? well, let me tell you some crazy reasons.

first off, our server is run by a group of talking llamas who are also expert minecraft players. they will guide you through the game with their infinite wisdom and llama charm.

secondly, we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night where all the mobs from the game come to dance and let loose. trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper busting a move on the dance floor.

thirdly, we have a special quest where you have to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden somewhere in the world. rumor has it that whoever finds it will gain the power to control all the chickens in the game.

and finally, our server is protected by a magical force field that only allows the most epic and hilarious players to enter. so if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wacky and wild world, come join us and let the adventure begin!

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Minecraft SMP: Shinobi Undercover Squad

smp, Manga, chapter 3, undercover, Adventure

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where teamwork makes the dream work! Join us and embark on epic adventures with your fellow players as you work together to conquer challenges and build amazing creations.

Picture this: You and your friends are mining deep underground when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But wait, there’s a catch – the chest is guarded by a pack of angry creepers! Will you and your team be able to fend them off and claim the loot? Only one way to find out!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the world that leads to a dimension filled with unicorns, rainbows, and endless stacks of diamonds. Will you be the first to discover it and become the richest player on the server? Or will you fall victim to the traps and tricks set by your fellow players?

Join us now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. From epic battles with giant mobs to building ridiculous structures that defy the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, gather your friends, and let the madness begin!

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