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HypnoCraft: Where hypnotist girlfriends are welcome /b/

attraction, Controlling, DATING, expensive gifts, Girlfriends, HypnoCraft, hypnotic powers, hypnotism, Hypnotist, hypnotist girlfriend, influence, love, Manipulation, materialistic, mind control, partner, Persuasion, relationship, romance, seduction, Significant Other, temptation

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8318
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Magic Items Found:	1020	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	151	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Votes:	3211	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server where you can experience the wildest adventures and meet the most hypnotic players!

Imagine having a hypnotist girlfriend in Minecraft – she can make you do anything with just a glance! The pros? She’s all yours. The cons? She might hypnotize you into buying her expensive stuff in the game. But hey, who wouldn’t want to spoil their virtual girlfriend, right?

Come join us for a mind-bending experience like no other! Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into on this server. Just be prepared to be hypnotized by the sheer awesomeness of it all!

BoomerCraft: Back in My Day, We Had Better Blocks

amusing, better, blocks, BoomerCraft, classic, comics, comparison, controversial, creativity, Day, Edgy, Entertainment, humor, Humorist, Improvement, Nostalgia, offensive, old work, past, satire, talent, vintage

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner WILD side and build the craziest creations imaginable!

Join us for a WACKY adventure filled with INSANE stories and HILARIOUS moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt!

Forget about the old work, because on our server, you’ll find that the more OFFENSIVE your builds are, the more AMUSING they become!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the ABSOLUTE MADNESS that awaits you on our server!

LazyCraft: Where even the mobs can’t be bothered

bothered, cat demon, character names, creative names, dog god, folklore, good name, inugami, Japanese folklore, Lazy, lazy names, LazyCraft, mobs, Mythology, naming conventions, naming traditions, Nekomata, Ookami, original name, supernatural beings, traditional names, unique names, Wolf

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2043
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Void Gems Collected:	24
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
New Chunks Explored:	767963	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

HURR DURR NEKOMATA CAT DEMON

HURR DURR INUGAMI DOG GOD

HURR DURR OOKAMI WOLF

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with NEKOMATA CAT DEMONS, INUGAMI DOG GODS, and OOKAMI WOLVES! Join us for a wild adventure like no other!

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride into battle on the back of a NEKOMATA CAT DEMON while wielding a sword made of pure INUGAMI DOG GOD energy. And if you’re lucky, you might even be able to tame a fierce OOKAMI WOLF to fight by your side.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the thrill of battling mythical creatures in a world where the only limit is your imagination!

Remedy Rescue: Minecraft Madness!

Biodiversity, conservation, conservation efforts, conservation initiatives, conservation strategies, ecosystem management, ecosystem preservation, Endangered species, Environmental awareness, Environmental Protection, environmental stewardship, habitat conservation, habitat restoration, madness, Minecraft, preservation, Remedy, rescue, save Remedy, species protection, sustainable practices, wildlife conservation, wildlife preservation, wildlife rehabilitation

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9166
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Crops Grown:	2897
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Farms Harvested:	215

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can help save the mystical land of Remedy! Join us and embark on a quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon who is threatening to destroy everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on giant chickens as your trusty steed, build a house out of diamond blocks, and even battle against a horde of zombie villagers armed with nothing but a carrot on a stick.

So why wait? Join us now and be a hero in the most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Dr. Creeper’s Clinic

Accountability, AUTHORITY, bill of rights, Clinic, CREEPERS, Ethics, Government, Healthcare, healthcare industry, healthcare system, informed consent, kentucky, legal rights, Legality, Licenses, Medical Ethics, medical procedures, new world order, patient autonomy, patient rights, regulations, transparency

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	4322
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Animals Bred:	123

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server, where the only rule is to have a good time and build to your heart’s content!

Join us for a wild ride where procedures without informed consent are a thing of the past and you can charge into battle without a care in the world.

We’re like Kentucky on steroids, paving the way for a new world order where licenses are a thing of the past and authority is a thing of the future.

So come on, join us and be a part of something legendary!

Blocky Knights – LOLZ Edition

AK EN Database, akg, arknights, blocky, caster, CN Content, Defender, Edition, EPOQUE, FUTURE GLOBAL CONTENT, FUTURE JP CONTENT, FUTURE KR CONTENT, guard, Knights, lolz, medic, Raythean Striker, redeem codes, Shining Steps, sniper, SPECIALIST, supporter, Valuable resources, Vitafield, Witch Feast

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5993
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with 6* Sniper Fiammetta, 5* Medic Whisperain, and Witch Feast featuring Dorothy, Fiammetta, Quercus, and Whisperain!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the madness of Guard Hoederer, Medic Vendela, and Specialist Kafka in the Gleams and Smoke I Emerge event. And don’t miss out on the EPOQUE madness with Qiubai, Cement, Corroserum, and Pinecone!

Our server is so epic that even SilverAsh and Swire The Elegant Wit have decided to join the fun in the Ambience Synesthesia event! Can you handle the chaos and excitement that awaits you?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

2024 Minecraft Madness

2024.., aryan twinks, aryans”, Average whiteboy, beauty, comparison, controversial, Diversity, emergency, Extinction, fat black women, Future, madness, Minecraft, Preference, prettier than women, Race, Sexuality, society, Stereotypes, Survival, Whiteboys

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5060
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fate of aryans is at stake! Forget about saving the world from creepers or building epic structures, our server is all about saving the aryan race from extinction!

Join us as we embark on a quest to prove that aryan twinks are indeed the most beautiful beings on the planet. We’ll compare them to fat black women and let you decide who you’d rather…um, interact with. It’s a matter of life and death, people!

So if you’re looking for a server with a mission, a server that’s not afraid to tackle the big issues, then look no further. Join us now and help us save the aryans from…well, whatever it is that’s threatening them. It’s an emergency, after all!

Chickens with Attitude

attitude, bandmates, bassist, chickens, Describe, drummer, emotional, Energetic, female musicians, Girls Band Cry, guitarist, harmonies, japanese, Momoka, Music, Music (Industry), passionate, powerful vocals, rock band, stage presence, TALENTED, vocalist

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	367
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and Momoka is the ruler of all! Join us if you dare to embark on epic quests, battle fierce creatures, and build the most fabulous creations the world has ever seen.

Why should you join Momoka‘s server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Momoka once tamed a dragon with nothing but a diamond pickaxe and a stack of porkchops. And if you join her server, you too could learn the ways of the dragon whisperer!

But that’s not all! On Momoka‘s server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land of infinite diamond blocks!

So what are you waiting for? Join Momoka‘s Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to watch out for creepers, they tend to explode when you least expect it!

Crafty Chaos

catchy, Chaos, club, Crafty, Dance, Duo, electronic, Energetic, Fun, high energy, Live Music, Music, Party, Performance, pop, Russian, Synth, upbeat, vocals, Гoგs

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5289
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	231	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is hosted on a magical floating island in the sky, guarded by a team of flying pigs with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right. Flying pigs. With. Laser. Eyes.

2. Our players have the ability to ride on the backs of giant chickens that can shoot fireballs from their beaks. Who wouldn’t want to ride a fire-breathing chicken into battle?

3. The currency on our server is not diamonds or gold, oh no. It’s rainbow-colored unicorns that poop out golden nuggets. Imagine the riches you could amass by collecting unicorn poop!

4. Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with dancing creepers who break out into a synchronized dance routine every time someone enters. It’s like a rave, but with explosive mobs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have!

Redeem the Potato: A Minecraft Server

Dharma, do not redeem, funny, gift card, HMM, House, humor, long trail tag, Minecraft, Pack, please, Potato, praise, prank, radscorpions, REDEEM, Redemption, Saar, Send, Server, Tag, threat, Warning, yes

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the stakes are high and the adventures are wild!

Join us if you dare, but beware, if you don’t redeem your gift card, we may just have to send a pack of radscorpions to your house! Praise Dharma for your safety!

On our server, you can build INSANE structures, battle fierce mobs, and even ride on the backs of dragons (yes, you heard that right)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember, always praise Dharma to stay safe from radscorpions!