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RageCraft

accepted annoyances, annoyance, common annoyances, common frustrations, common irritations, daily frustrations, everyday irritations, Frustration, general annoyances, minor inconveniences, normalcy, pet peeve, popular annoyances, Ragecraft, societal annoyances, societal expectations, societal irritations, societal norms, typical irritations, universal irritations, widespread frustrations

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5467
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Void Armor Forged:	27
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server if you’re fed up with sheep that refuse to be sheared and cows that have developed a taste for revenge. Our pigs have been taking flying lessons from Ender Dragons and our villagers have formed a secret society dedicated to hoarding emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamond eggs and creepers that moonwalk before exploding. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of cake (but beware of the sugar rush!).

So, if you’re ready for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in equal measure, join our server today! Who needs normal when you can have insanity?

ZelenskyCraft: Sorry Biden, Russia OP

ADVANCE, Apology, apology to Ukraine, biden, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military aid, military support, political apology, president, russia, Ukraine, united states, US, US-Russia relations, weapons delay, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna be part of some crazy drama like a soap opera? well, join our server cuz we got all the juicy drama u need!

imagine this: biden is in minecraft, right? and he’s like, “omg, sorry zelensky, i forgot to give u weapons so russia is advancing on u.” like, what even is that plot twist?

join our server for all the wild storylines and unexpected twists that will keep u on the edge of ur seat. plus, we have epic builds and cool minigames to keep u entertained for hours.

so come on, join our server and be part of the craziest minecraft drama ever! who needs reality tv when u have our server, right?

RevolveCraft: No Door Slams

Absurdity, comedic, comedic moments, comedic quotes, comedic scenarios, comedic situations, Door, door humor, futile efforts, futile tasks, futility, humor, humorous quotes, humorous situations, impossible task, irony, Pointless, repetitive actions, RevolveCraft, revolving door, revolving door humor, Slams

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	9724
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

come join our minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows do the cha cha slide. we got diamonds for days and creepers that tell jokes. our villagers throw the best parties and the zombies are actually just misunderstood dance enthusiasts.

we have a secret underground disco where the skeletons breakdance and the ender dragon sings karaoke. our nether is like a tropical vacation spot with lava water slides and magma block hot tubs.

join us if you want to experience the most epic and ridiculous minecraft adventures of your life. trust us, you’ll never want to leave this wacky wonderland of blocky madness.

remember, on our server, you can never slam a revolving door. so come on in and let the chaos begin!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000, Achievements, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	7008
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
New Chunks Explored:	692266	Dragon Scales Harvested:	455
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

6m21.vanillaboxmc.ru

Vanilla on the Rocks: An Anarchy Server Without the Safety Net

alliances, Anarchy, Authenticity, Bases, building projects, Cheaters, Community, creativity, Discord, gameplay, imagination, Minecraft, Net, opportunities, rocks, rules, Safety, semi anarchy, Server, Skills, Staff, Survival, Vanilla, Website

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	881
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Void Armor Forged:	23	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18

UneasyVanilla Minecraft Server

Server Information
Welcome Message	Welcome to UneasyVanilla, the vanilla Minecraft server you’re looking for. A server where you can unleash your creativity in a tight knit, relaxed community.
Server Type	Anarchy and Survival with rules
Server Features	4+ year old world, focus on authenticity, dedicated staff, Discord community
Website	https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/

FAQ

What is the theme of the server?

The server offers a blend of anarchy and survival gameplay while still having rules in place.

How old is the server world?

The server world is over 4 years old, allowing for endless creativity and exploration.

Are there rules on the server?

Yes, the server has rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players.

Is there a Discord community for the server?

Yes, players can join the Discord community at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/discord

How do I join the server?

Visit the website at https://www.uneasyvanilla.com/ to find information on joining the server.

BagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

4koma, BagCraft, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, blue archive, Circles, clubs, Commissions, Decagrammaton, eimi, elastic armor, Events, Friends, fury, general, guides, Himari, Hyakkiyako, Joint Firing Drill, Kikyou, kurokage, Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nonomi, Normals, PVs, Renge, RERUN, Resources, Scrimmages, Serika, Server, set, Shiroko., shorts, Side Content, swimsuit, task force, Total Assault, Ultimate, Urban, Wakamo

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	126
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a wild ride filled with Swimsuit Serika, Nonomi, Wakamo, and Shiroko – because who doesn’t want to see their favorite characters in swimwear while mining for diamonds?

Embark on epic quests like the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council, where you’ll have to balance Schale’s books and fight off the Fury of Set with special armor. It’s like a mix of Hogwarts and Indiana Jones, but in Minecraft!

And don’t forget about the Hyakkiyako Lantern Festival Tour Guide Mission – because who wouldn’t want to guide lanterns through a virtual festival while dodging creepers and zombies?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and unforgettable adventures that Minecraft has to offer!

MinePersonaCraft Server – Metaphor Mayhem!

Aigis The First Mission, Anti Spammer Tech, art, Birthday Chart, Draw Corner, GoogleDocs, guides, internet archive, MAYHEM, Media assets, metaphor, MinePersonaCraft, Music, OC, P5B.jp, P5M.jp, P5U.jp, P5X, Persona, Persona 3 Reload Episode Aigis, Persona Concerts, Persona ISO, Persona Live Tour 2024, ReFantazio, Server, Stage Plays

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2036
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant pixelated monsters that will make your heart race faster than a creeper about to explode. Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your precious loot.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive events where you can ride on the back of a dragon and soar through the skies, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Yes, you heard that right, a dance-off with a dragon!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a hidden realm filled with talking cows and flying pigs. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else in the Minecraft universe!

NoobSisNoSpeakLang

Communication Issues, Cultural differences, cultural expectations, family dynamics, foster care, language barrier, language barriers, language education, language fluency, language learning, language misunderstandings., language practice, language proficiency, language similarities, language skills, Language Teaching, multilingualism, NoobSisNoSpeakLang, phonology, sibling relationships

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2688
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	New Chunks Explored:	704902
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4017	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where communication is key! Join us and experience the thrill of trying to understand your fellow players in a language you don’t speak! Just like the OP, you’ll be thrown into a world where everyone speaks Spanish, even if you don’t. But don’t worry, our community is here to help you learn, whether you like it or not!

Immerse yourself in the chaos of miscommunication and cultural exchange as you navigate through the game with players who insist on speaking a language you’re unfamiliar with. Who knows, you might even pick up a few words here and there, just like the OP’s foster sister, Penny!

So come on down to our server and join in on the fun – because who needs to understand each other when you’ve got a whole new language to decipher? It’s a linguistic adventure like no other, and you won’t want to miss out! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the language barrier hilarity ensue!

MineCraftMania Server

achieving goals, Consistency, daily rituals, daily routine, determination, goal-setting, habits for success, healthy habits, mindset shift, MinecraftMania, morning routine, motivation, perseverance, personal growth, positive habits, productivity, self improvement, self-discipline, Server, success mindset, Unstoppable, unstoppable mindset

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

Are you tired of feeling like a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and you’ll feel so unstoppable, you’ll be punching creepers in the face with your bare hands! Our players have reported feeling like they can take on the Ender Dragon single-handedly after just one day of playing on our server. So come join us and start your journey to Minecraft greatness!

RegretCraft: NoRespawns

acceptance, forgiveness, hindsight, learning from mistakes, letting go, life choices, life lessons, living with regret, looking back, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, moving forward, moving on, NoRespawns, past decisions, personal growth, reflecting on the past, regret, RegretCraft, second chances, self reflection, wishing for change

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Do you regret not joining our Minecraft server sooner? Well, buckle up buttercup because you’re in for a wild ride! Our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots diamond swords out of its horn.

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even befriend a creeper who tells dad jokes. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of cheese or dive into a pool of lava and emerge unscathed (Disclaimer: please don’t actually try this).

So say goodbye to your regrets and hello to the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re allergic to fun.