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PlantFarmersMC

#sustainability, CONSUME, deep thoughts, ecological balance, Environmental, Existential, expire, Farming, Hypothesis, life cycle, mulch, Nature, oxygen, Philosophical, PlantFarmersMC, Plants, pondering, speculation, symbiotic relationship, theory, Thought-provoking

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1823
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Runes Activated:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11

yo, so like, imagine this, right? what if plants are actually farming us, like, they’re just giving us oxygen so we can live and then when we die, we turn into mulch for them to eat? crazy, right?

well, that’s the kind of wild stuff you’ll experience on this minecraft server. we’ve got plants that talk to you, animals that dance, and lava that turns into chocolate milk. yeah, you heard me, chocolate milk lava.

if you join this server, you’ll be part of the most epic adventure of your life. you’ll fight dragons with rubber chickens, build castles out of marshmallows, and ride pigs into battle. it’s like a dream, but better, because it’s real.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join us on this insane minecraft server and let’s see if you can survive the craziness. who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the truth about plants farming us.

GalliumCraft: Ge-71 Fun!

analytical chemistry, anomaly, chemistry, decay rate, experimental data, Fun, gallium, GalliumCraft, Ge-71, Ge71, geochronology, geology, half life, isotopes, natural abundance, nuclear decay, nuclear reactions, PHYSICS., radioactive, radioactive dating, radioactive isotopes, scientific research, stable isotopes

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	8316
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Enchantments Applied:	292	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Farms Harvested:	827
Secret Passages Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	2043	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, man. we got, like, this crazy half-life of Ge-71 going on, and there’s, like, a gallium anomaly that will blow your mind, dude.

if you join this server, you’ll be transported to a world where everything is made of gallium and you have to survive by mining Ge-71 to stay alive. but watch out, because there are, like, mutant gallium monsters roaming around trying to eat you.

if you’re brave enough to join, you’ll be rewarded with, like, the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. we’re talking diamond swords that shoot lasers, armor made of pure gold, and potions that give you super speed.

so, like, come join us on this server and experience the half-life of Ge-71 and the gallium anomaly for yourself. it’s gonna be, like, totally rad, dude.

VAllureCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

asmr, Azura Dulait, Corpo, Dorky Yandere, EN Adult Vtuber, fansly, FAQ for Tourists, Feral Polar Bear, Fertility Goddess, Green lady corpo, Icey Snowpaws, Immy Bisou, It’s Nice to be Back, Joi, lewd audios, Little Sis, Mercy Modiste, Minecraft, Patreon, Poking Edition, Prototype Unarchived Archive, relationships, Server, Shibi Cottonbum, Stronny Cuttles, Ultimate, VAllure, VAllure Friends, VAllure General, VAllure Official Links, VAllureCraft, vnug, VT, Your Ever-Demanding Mistress

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Secret Passages Found:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where we offer a unique Poking Edition experience that will leave you in stitches! Join us for crazy adventures and insane stories that will have you laughing until you cry.

Our server is home to a cast of characters that you won’t find anywhere else. From the Fertility Goddess to the Feral Polar Bear, our lineup is sure to keep you entertained for hours on end. And don’t worry, we’ve got a Dorky Yandere and Your Ever-Demanding Mistress to keep things interesting.

But that’s not all – our server is the first of its kind, focusing on adult audio like ASMR and JOI. Expect some spice and kayfabe, but nothing that will break TOS. And if you’re wondering if the talents will masturbate on stream, well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a one-of-a-kind experience that you won’t soon forget. And remember, all of our talents are in a relationship – with you! So what are you waiting for? Get in on the fun now!

FapCraft Minecraft Server

adult content, ANONYMOUS, Community, discussion, FANTASY, FapCraft, fappin, Fapping Together Thread, fetish, forum, ftt, lewds, Masturbation, Minecraft, NSFW, ONLINE, PokeGirls, Roleplay, schlickin, Server, sexual pleasure, sharing, Thread

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	5895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Divine Spears Created:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage you to unleash your inner fapper and schlicker! Join us in the Pokegirls edition, where you can post lewds and chat about all things fappin’ and schlickin’ with fellow players.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, rumor has it that if you reach the highest level of fappin’ expertise, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where all your wildest fantasies come true. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious and quirky players who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine and grind your way to fappin’ glory on our outrageous Minecraft server. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a rare Pokegirl while you’re at it!

InheriCraft: Debt-Free Zone

college debt, college expenses, community college, debtfree, expensive colleges, family argument, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, financial independence, Financial Planning, financial responsibility, generational wealth, InheriCraft, Inheritance, inheritance disputes, parental decisions, parental support, retirement fund, sibling rivalry, Zone

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from family drama and live your best blocky life! Join us for a chance to build your dream home without any entitled kids trying to guilt trip you into paying off their student loans.

Imagine a world where you can sell a virtual house for 500k and spend it all on a luxurious vacation – no arguments, no drama, just pure relaxation. Our server is the perfect place to unwind and enjoy the simple joys of mining and crafting without any pesky family members demanding a cut of your hard-earned loot.

So why wait? Join us now and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build, explore, and thrive in a world where inheritance disputes and entitled kids are a thing of the past. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re one of those kids who still expects handouts from mom and dad. In that case, maybe it’s time to rethink your priorities and join our server for a reality check.

SunBurntCraft Minecraft Server

AMBITION, arrogance, Caution, cautionary tale, consequences, doomed flight, Downfall, flying too close to the sun, greek mythology, heedlessness, Hubris, icarus, lessons learned, Minecraft, moral of the story, Mythological, overconfidence, pride, recklessness, Server, SunBurntCraft, tragic, warning signs

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5131
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Villages Defended:	11

Have you ever seen someone try to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft, thinking they could fly like Pegasus? Well, that’s nothing compared to the craziness you’ll experience on our server! We’ve got players building roller coasters that launch you into the stratosphere, trying to touch the sun with their bare hands (spoiler alert: it doesn’t end well). Join us if you want to witness epic fails and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Just remember, on our server, the sky’s the limit – literally!

OrderUpCraft

BIZARRE, Chef, Cook, Customer, Dining, Experience, Food, funny, kitchen, memorable, odd, OrderUpCraft, reddit, Request, Restaurant, Server, service, strange, UNUSUAL, weirdest order, workers

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magic Items Found:	4213
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly bizarre and hilarious moments!

Picture this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a player dressed as a giant chicken comes up to you and challenges you to a dance-off. And guess what? The loser has to wear a tutu made out of diamonds for the rest of the day!

But that’s not all, folks. We also have a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves and win epic prizes like enchanted golden carrots and rainbow sheep mounts.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare yourself for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows, you might even come across a player who orders a pizza made entirely out of obsidian blocks. The possibilities are endless!

MoscowMayhem Minecraft Server

Authorization, biden, Conflict, crisis management., Defense, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, military intervention, military support, Minecraft, Moscow, MoscowMayhem, Négotiation, peace talks, political tensions, SECURITY, Server, strikes, Ukraine, US arms, War

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	6910
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Star Shards Collected:	234
Endless Night Skies:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	14

join this epic minecraft server where we don’t authorize strikes on moscow, just like biden! come build your own virtual moscow and pretend you’re a world leader making important decisions. but watch out, because the creepers are plotting against you just like the russians. join now for a wild ride of political drama and explosive fun!

AyatollahsAndPeriods

activism, arrest, ayatollah, AyatollahsAndPeriods, Blogger, Censorship, controversy, detained, Expression, free speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet, iran, Iranian, ONLINE, Period, Picture, Political, Posting, response, social media

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5829
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5236
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, our community is so lit that even Iranian bloggers are gettin’ detained just for checkin’ us out! Like, this one dude posted just a period in response to a pic of the Ayatollah and BAM, he was gone! That’s how you know we’re the real deal, fam. So come join us and experience the thrill of living on the edge, where even punctuation marks can get you in trouble. It’s a wild ride, but totally worth it for the epic builds and crazy adventures that await you. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll become the next viral sensation for all the wrong reasons. Join now and let the madness begin!

PennyPincherCraft

budgeting, consumer behavior, cost efficiency, economic choices, financial habits, financial priorities, Floor, frugality, gasoline, money management, overlooked opportunities, pennies, PennyPincherCraft, Priorities, Resourcefulness, saving money, small savings, spending habits, thriftiness, Value, Wealth accumulation

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	4433
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	30	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	276
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

LOLZ JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE TREASURE THAN A PIRATE’S BOOTY! U CAN FIND DIAMONDS JUST LYIN’ AROUND LIKE ABANDONED PENNIES! U CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF GOLD AND RULE OVER UR PEASANT FRIENDS! PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND DOLPHINS WHO WILL TEACH U HOW TO FLY! SO WHY WASTE UR TIME SAVIN’ PENNIES ON GASOLINE WHEN U COULD BE RULIN’ THE MINECRAFT WORLD WITH US?! JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE CRAZIEST ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE!