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FiredCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	7705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Void Gems Collected:	35	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll be fired up with excitement from the moment you join! Our staff are like TNT – ready to explode with helpfulness and fun at any moment.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your dream world, only to have it destroyed by a mischievous group of chickens armed with pickaxes. Or test your survival skills against a horde of zombie villagers who have taken over the local village and are demanding taxes in the form of diamonds.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until you cry, look no further! Join us today and see just how fast you can get fired up in the best way possible.

TrashyParentCraft

bad example, Bad Influence, bad parenting, Careless, DISRESPECTFUL, disrespectful behavior., Dysfunctional family, immature, Inappropriate Behavior, irresponsible, lack of boundaries, lack of discipline, low standards, negative influence, neglect, neglectful, poor role model, questionable choices, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, unruly children

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crops Grown:	7466
Mines Excavated:	2556	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate playground for all you crazy crafters out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you rare items for a dance-off. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary disco sheep party where the sheep are literally on fire!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world? Don’t be a trashy parent, come join the fun today!

AzovArmoryCraft

ARMS, Azov, AzovArmoryCraft, Ban, Conflict, controversial, decision, Defense, eastern europe, embargo, foreign policy, international relations, Lifts, Military, Political, sanctions, Supply, Ukraine, US, weapon supply, weapons

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	2757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	351
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Have you heard the news? The US just lifted the ban on weapon supply to Azov! And you know what that means? It’s time to join our Minecraft server for some EPIC battles and crazy adventures!

Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken, wielding a diamond sword that shoots lasers! That’s the kind of madness you can expect on our server. We’ve got custom weapons, insane mods, and a community of players who are ready to take on any challenge.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep within the server, guarded by a dragon the size of a skyscraper. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to conquer this ultimate challenge and claim the treasure that lies within.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Who knows, you might even become the next legendary warrior of Azov!

TickTockCraft

analog clock, clock, clock design, clock function, clock mechanism, clock movement, clock parts, hour hand, minute hand, second hand, third hand, TickTockCraft, Time, time measurement, timekeeping, timepiece, timepiece components, timepiece design, timepiece function, timepiece mechanism, watch

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3603
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the macarena. our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball at a rave.

we got a secret underground base where the creepers throw wild parties and the skeletons breakdance. u gotta bring your own glowsticks tho.

our lava pits are actually hot tubs for the zombies, they love chillin’ in there and gossiping about the skeletons’ fashion choices.

oh, and did i mention we have a rollercoaster made entirely out of redstone? it goes so fast, it’ll make your head spin like a record, baby.

so come on down to our minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch, but hey, that just adds to the fun).

NikBokcCraft Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Friends, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, NikBokcCraft, ONLINE, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	2727
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6021
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Void Gems Collected:	29
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

The owner of the NikBokcCraft server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

135.181.237.49:25881

CuckCraft Minecraft Server

controversial topics, CuckCraft, cucked, cultural appropriation, discrimination, Diversity, identity politics, INEQUALITY, Minecraft, Political Correctness, political discourse, Privilege, race relations, racism, Server, social commentary, social justice, societal issues, Stereotypes, white culture, white people, White Supremacy, Whites

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	2042
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	38
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Void Armor Forged:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the most epic adventures and the dankest memes around!

Join us if you want to find out why whites are so cucked – spoiler alert, it’s because they haven’t experienced the sheer awesomeness of our server yet!

We have a secret underground base filled with rare loot and a pet dragon that farts rainbows. Plus, our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little bunny.

So come on over and join us on this wild ride – who knows, you might just uncover the truth behind why whites are so cucked (hint: it involves a llama, a disco ball, and a talking potato). See you in the game!

”Crafty Millennials Minecraft Server”

000 in bitcoin, 000 in the bank, 150, 30, Crafty, ethereum, Financial Advice, financial crisis, Financial goals, financial independence, Financial Planning, Financial Security, Financial Stability, financial stress, future planning, Investments, late 20s, millennial finance, Millennials, Minecraft, money management, personal finance, retirement account, savings, Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7948
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	431	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Emeralds Found:	7372	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Are you feeling financially screwed like a creeper exploding in your face? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can mine your way to riches faster than a diamond pickaxe! Join us and watch your virtual bank account grow faster than a stack of emeralds. With our virtual economy, you’ll be rolling in virtual dough in no time! So come join us and turn those virtual coins into real-life riches… or at least enough to buy a new pickaxe.

PupCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, disagreement, dog, Exercise, fear, Marriage, medication, mental health, Minecraft, Newfoundland, pet ownership, ptsd, PupCraft, puppy, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, service dog, stranger, support animal, Therapy, Trust, vacation

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9171
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Animals Bred:	134
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Are you tired of boring vacations with your spouse? Join our Minecraft server and leave all your worries behind, just like M36 left his wife behind to take care of his beloved dog! Our server is so addictive, it’s better than any antidepressant out there. Lose weight, lower your blood pressure, and say goodbye to nightmares – all while playing Minecraft!

Just like M36, you’ll find a new lease on life on our server. Train your virtual dog, go on virtual walks, and attend virtual group classes for dog training. Who needs a real service dog when you have a pixelated one in Minecraft?

Don’t be a serious POS like M36 – join our server and never have to choose between a vacation and your virtual dog again. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any crazy uncles or strangers trying to take care of your beloved Minecraft pets. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

StepMomSuxInheritanceLOL

abandonment, alcoholism, Allowance, budgeting, Communication, dementia, destitute, family, family photos, Financial, Grief, Inheritance, inheritance split, mementos, MONEY, monogrammed cufflinks, possessions, relationship, social security benefits, StepMomSuxInheritanceLOL, stepmother

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Villages Defended:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures! Looking for a place to build your dream castle without any stepmothers asking for a monthly allowance? Look no further!

Join our server and leave all your family drama behind. No more worrying about alcoholic dads, irresponsible stepmothers, or lost inheritances. Here, the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the coolest pixelated mansion and defeat the Ender Dragon!

Don’t let your family issues get in the way of your gaming experience. Join us now and let’s create some epic memories together, without any monogrammed cufflinks involved!

FoodFight Minecraft Server

Argument, BELIEF, controversial, conviction, cuisine, Culinary, culinary debate, debate, die on, dish, Favorite, Food, FoodFight, foodie, HILL, Meal, Minecraft, opinion, passionate, Preference, Server, strong opinion, Taste

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	8549
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	36	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Titanic Battles Fought:	26
Endless Legions Commanded:	32	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you ready to defend your favorite food like your life depends on it? Well, on our Minecraft server, we take food opinions to a whole new level! Join us if you’re ready to battle it out over whether pineapple belongs on pizza or if ketchup should go on mac and cheese (spoiler alert: it shouldn’t). We’ve had epic food fights that would put any food critic to shame. So come join us and show us what food opinion hill you’re willing to die on – just make sure to bring your appetite for adventure!