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Puberty Blockers for Technology Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, Artificial Intelligence, Automation, Blockers, digital age, ethical concerns, ethical technology., future implications, hindering development, human Resources, innovation, LLMs, Minecraft, puberty, puberty blockers, slowing down progress, smp, societal impact, societal responsibility, stupid Javascript frameworks, technological advancement, Technology, wasting resources, workforce management

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	9984
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Animals Bred:	79
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually focus on building and surviving? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is filled with crazy players who are too busy arguing about the best Javascript frameworks to actually make any progress in the game.

Join us if you want to waste your time debating the merits of LLMs instead of actually playing Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have hot takes on technology?

Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghost who only speaks in code snippets. Will you be the one to crack the cryptic messages and unlock the secrets of the server? Only one way to find out – join us now!

3b3t Vanilla Anarchy

3b3t, Anarchy, cussing, Dark, Griefing, Looting, Minecraft, PvP, racism, Raiding, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Magic Items Found:	4357	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6

Pure Vanilla. Looting/raiding allowed. Griefing? Also allowed. Cussing? You guessed it – allowed. We really don’t care what you do.

Aside from racism. Racism of any kind will not be tolerated – any form of racism will result in an immediate ban. It’s a dark server, but not that dark.

172.240.12.99:25744

Weirdly Satisfying Minecraft Server

Addictive, Atmospheric, Captivating, Exploration, FANTASY, Hidden Gem, Immersive, indie, Itch, Minecraft, morrowind, Mysterious, nostalgic, open world, role playing, satisfying, satisfying gameplay, Server, strange, Unconventional, Unique, weird, Weirdly

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	839
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Crops Grown:	9817
Endless Night Skies:	1	Towns Built:	9
Villages Defended:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place that scratches that Morrowind itch while still being totally weird? Look no further, because our server is the perfect mix of bizarre and satisfying!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where pigs ride on top of chickens and diamonds rain from the sky. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our custom mods will have you questioning reality in no time.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the server lies a secret dungeon filled with enchanted loot and magical creatures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the weirdness for yourself. Who knows, you might just find that Morrowind itch finally being satisfied in the most unexpected way possible.

Irredeemable Piece of SMP Shit

Apology, cute Chinese girl, depression, exchange app, forgiveness, ghosting, hang out, Irredeemable, languages exchange, Meeting, mental health, Nervous, nervousness, Piece, piece of shit, regret, self loathing, Shit, sister, smp, social anxiety, travel, trip

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP for a chance to meet your very own international stalker! Who needs privacy when you can have someone fly across the world just to hang out with you in-game? Plus, if you ghost them, they’ll forgive you and come back for more! It’s like a never-ending cycle of awkward encounters and virtual friendships. So why wait? Join now and experience the thrill of dodging real-life interactions while building pixelated castles!

Saphrex-SMP

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mines Excavated:	4452	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Saphrex-SMP New project that was just released with version 1.0.0 Polish coming soon as we push stable versions of the server. The server feature an Hub The server features an Survival *Disclaimer The server is currently work in progress, any bugs or non-playable areas or commands needs to be reported to the Owner ( 24/7 support ) The channels that the owner operates : Discord : In-Game : FATHERR__

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Lose Trump Minecraft Server

Deception, Defeat, DJT, Downfall, dying company, election, fabrication, Failure, grift, hype, LOSE, LOSING, Manipulation, Minecraft, Mumbai, Politics, prediction, rug pull, scam, Server, shitcoin, trump, Warning

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	2160
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Animals Bred:	128
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1855

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that promise excitement but deliver nothing but disappointment? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for the wildest ride of your life as we promise you more drama than a Mumbai soap opera. Our server is so unpredictable, even Donald Trump himself couldn’t handle the chaos.

On Wednesday, we’re going to shake things up so hard that $DJT will look like a stable investment in comparison. Don’t miss out on this final grift, join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT).

The Helluva Hotel Minecraft SMP #2245

assassin business, Blitzo, booru, Charlie, Cytube channel, Demons, Downloads, fanfic recordings, FICS, full episodes, hazbin hotel, Heaven, Hell, HELLUVA, Helluva Boss, Helluva Hotel General, hhg, Hotel, loona, millie, Minecraft, Moxxie, MrKillWolf666, overpopulation, rehabilitating, shorts, Skibidi Vox Edition, smp, SpindleHorse, Startup

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2386
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	662669	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with demon rehabilitation, assassin businesses, and princesses of Hell trying to reduce overpopulation by opening hotels.

In this server, you’ll have the chance to team up with Blitzo, Moxxie, Millie, and Loona as they navigate running a startup in Hell. Who knew demons could be so entrepreneurial?

But that’s not all! You’ll also have the opportunity to help Charlie in her quest to rehabilitate demons and send them off to Heaven. It’s like a twisted version of Animal Crossing, but with more fire and brimstone.

So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a demon rehab program or running your own assassin business. The possibilities are endless, and the chaos is guaranteed. Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Khyscraft

Adventures, Benefits, Claim Land, cosmetic weapons, Cross-Play, Custom Enchants, Economy, exclusive items, Experience, Grinding, Homes, item drops, MCMMO, Premium Ranks, PvP, PvP encounters, PvP zone, rankings, Ranks, smp, Survival, Tokens, Vanilla

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9778
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	108
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

KHYSCRAFT is a vanilla SMP server that includes an economy and various features. It has a pvp zone for players looking to battle opponents or friends, where item drops occur and players can strive for top rankings. You have the ability to claim land with a gold shovel; the more active you are in the server, the more claims you will get.

To get custom enchants, you must have specific amount of experience. Earn tokens that can be traded in a designated area to get powerful cosmetic weapons for adventures or pvp encounters.

There are ranks you can achieve to increase the number of homes you can set, and premium ranks facilitate easy access to exclusive items, making the grinding process smoother and providing extra benefits.

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▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Auto-mine, beach holidays, Bedwars, brawl stars, cars, Cases, casinos, Cities, clubs, exclusive items, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, trampolines, Uralpassport, Vampirism, Weddings, work

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Nikke’s Crafty Minecraft Server

Android, anniversary, co-op, codes, Costume Passes, Crafty, Developer’s Note, Events, FAQ, Game Download, General Info, Ios, Livestream, long tail tags, maintenance, Minecraft, new players, Nikkes, PC, Server, Solo Raid, Special Recruit, update

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	9859
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	1066	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	359
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so lit that even the creepers are dropping it low! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous stories.

Download the game on Android, iOS, or PC and get ready to dive into a world like no other. Our server is so crazy that even the pigs are doing the cha-cha slide!

Join us for our 2nd Anniversary Livestream on October 26th, where we’ll be giving away diamond swords and enchanted armor to lucky players. And don’t miss our upcoming events like the Solo Raid: Behemoth, where you’ll battle a giant chicken boss with a vendetta against all players!

But wait, there’s more! Our special recruit this month is Rumani, a mystical wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns to aid you in battle. And coming soon, we have Cinderella, who will turn your pumpkin carriage into a flying machine of destruction!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Just remember to watch out for the killer wife lurking in the shadows…she’s got a mean party cleaning service!