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Crafty LOLz: Noobs Welcome! Join us for epic fails & epic wins!

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Are you tired of being banned from playing your favorite games just because you use Linux? Well, fear no more, because on our Minecraft server, Linux users are not only welcomed, but celebrated!

Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive Creepers, flying pigs, and dancing llamas! Our server is so epic, even Notch himself has been known to drop by for a game or two.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles in the sky, and battle evil mobs with your trusty diamond sword! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden deep within the mines that only the bravest players can find.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and hello to the craziest, most insane Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and let the fun begin!

Red Heifer’s Epic Minecraft Madness

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3531
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Farms Harvested:	923
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Dragons Tamed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with red heifer quests, intense battles between Iran and Israel, and a hunt for the elusive ice nine block.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret vaccine laboratory where you can create potions to give you superhuman abilities. And don’t forget to keep an eye out for the legendary red deer that roams the land.

Oh, and did we mention that a rare eclipse is set to happen in just two weeks? You won’t want to miss out on the chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime event.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. And remember, /Pol/ is just a bunch of self-hating idiots who can’t handle our level of fun and excitement. Let’s show them who’s boss!

StrangeCraft: Where Weirdos Unite in the World of Blocks!

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5407
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Alien Abductions:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	292
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to our absolutely bonkers Minecraft server! Are you ready to embark on a journey filled with insane adventures and ridiculous challenges?

Join us if you want to mine diamonds with a unicorn as your companion, build a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored blocks, and battle zombie villagers riding giant chickens!

Don’t worry if you feel strange or stupid, on our server, being weird is encouraged! Embrace your uniqueness and let your quirky personality shine through as you explore our wacky world.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Blockhead Banter

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	6073
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	163	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, THIS server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the chest was guarded by a pack of angry chickens wearing top hats! It was a clucking good time, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Sheep, who loves to bust a move to the latest Redstone-powered beats. And rumor has it, if you can impress the Disco Sheep with your dance moves, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited cookies for life.

So, what are you waiting for? Join THIS server today and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventures of your life!

Mediocre Mineville

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Oh, honey, let me tell you about the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance battles. This server is like no other, with insane mini-games like “Zombie Spleef” where you have to dodge brain-hungry zombies while trying to knock other players into a pit of lava.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of trading rare items for emeralds. Rumor has it, if you can find their hidden village, they will grant you three wishes (okay, maybe just one, but it’s still pretty cool).

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server also has a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of “Minecraft Champion.” The winner gets a crown made entirely of enchanted golden apples (yes, they actually exist on our server).

So, why bother with any other Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience a world of pure madness and mayhem? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave.

CowabungaCraft: Where the Cows are Brown and the Fun is Endless!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the cows are brown because apparently the kikes prophecy demands they be “perfectly red”! But guess what? We have ZERO red cows! Join us for a wild adventure where the cows are rebels and the rules are made up as we go along. Who needs red cows when you can have a whole herd of brown troublemakers?

LimbusCraft – Where the memes are as endless as the blocks! #1440

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	8365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Players Killed by Monsters:	1160	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Welcome to the most mind-bending, reality-twisting Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on a journey through the Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering – trust us, things get wild in there.

But that’s not all – hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and ride the MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where time and space collide in the most chaotic way possible. And don’t even get us started on the upcoming extractions – we’ve got the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and Butler Ishmael on the chopping block.

Oh, and did we mention the Target Extraction of the enigmatic [Heathcliff] ID & E.G.O? Yeah, things are about to get real interesting around here.

But wait, there’s more! This server is directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s other games, Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina – so expect some serious spoilers if you’re not caught up. And don’t even think about skipping the tutorial – it’s a must.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness with us on this server, where the only limit is your own imagination (and maybe a few Mirror Dungeons). Join now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life! Don’t miss out on the fun – download the game now!

CraftySpyCraft – Where Creepers are the Real Spies!

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2108
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	1259
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind like a creeper in a TNT factory? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate spy game experience! Imagine this: you’re sneaking around, trying to gather intel on your enemies, when suddenly a horde of zombie spies attack you! But don’t worry, because our server has super secret weapons like diamond swords that can take them out in one hit. And if you’re feeling extra sneaky, you can even disguise yourself as a block of dirt to blend in with your surroundings. So why play boring old Hitman when you can join our server and become the ultimate spy master? Trust us, you won’t regret it.

CraftyCreeperz: Where Notorious Modern Patterns Meet LOLs

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Star Shards Collected:	98
Falling into the Void:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	36
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the players are as diverse as a bag of Skittles! 🌈 Join us and you’ll notice an interesting pattern where notorious modern white right wing political figures look… “chinese”! Yes, you heard that right! But don’t worry, our server is a judgment-free zone where everyone is welcome, no matter their political views or appearance.

And if that wasn’t enough to convince you to join, how about this: on our server, white politicians that actually look white are in the rarity! Most of them are evil fags like Schwarzenegger and Newsom who hate your freedom. But fear not, because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be, whether you’re a politician, a freedom fighter, or just a regular player looking to have a good time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows, you might even run into a white politician who looks “chinese”! 😉

Identity Crisis Craft: Where you can be whoever you want, even a block

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	8513
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Runes Activated:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Farms Harvested:	252

Welcome to our mind-bending Minecraft server where you’ll question your very existence while building epic structures! Join us for a journey into the depths of your consciousness as you mine diamonds and battle creepers.

On our server, you’ll encounter telepathic villagers who will guide you through quests that will challenge your perception of reality. Build a castle that defies the laws of physics or create a farm that produces infinite resources – the possibilities are endless!

But beware, as you delve deeper into the mysteries of this server, you may find yourself questioning everything you thought you knew about yourself. Are you really the one controlling your avatar, or is there a higher power pulling the strings?

Join us on this psychedelic adventure and discover the true meaning of existence in a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, you may even unlock the secrets of the universe while crafting your next masterpiece!