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GutFeelingGamer – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Alien Abductions:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Have you ever had a gut feeling that you should join a Minecraft SMP because it’s the only place where llamas ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, that feeling is about to come true! Our server is filled with wacky adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. So come join us and let your wildest gut feelings lead you to victory!

SmileCraft – The Happy Server

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	9033
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Farms Harvested:	977	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you log in, you are greeted by a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. Yes, this server is so fancy even the animals dress to impress! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling a horde of evil llamas armed with diamond swords. And if that’s not enough to make you smile, how about a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of mischievous creepers? Trust us, this server is so wacky and wild, you’ll never stop grinning from ear to ear!

HashemCraft: Strike in Beirut

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz, liek, it’s got crazier battles den Nasrallah’s reported successor, Hashem Safieddine, getting targeted in an IAF strike in Beirut, bro. we got mobs dat’ll make u pee ur pants, and bosses dat’ll make u cry for ur mama. plus, we got secret dungeons filled with treasure dat’ll make u richer den a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day. so, come join us if u wanna have a blast and forget about all dat real world drama, yo.

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Towns Built:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	25
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Votes:	4232	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

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join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig named bob who will guide you through our magical world filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying tacos. but be careful, because there are also evil llamas who will try to steal your diamonds and turn them into glittery poop.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken who lays eggs made of pure gold. and don’t forget about our secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

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Kagura Bachi’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9687
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	22
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Towns Built:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Do you want to experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide? Look no further than our server!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary bacon sword, and a chance to ride on the back of a dragon made entirely out of TNT.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of all – the disco llama. Witness its dazzling dance moves and join in on the fun as it leads you on a wild scavenger hunt for hidden treasures.

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8162
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Secret Passages Found:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5

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1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have mastered the art of building pixelated pyramids with their hooves. Yes, you heard that right – llamas!

2. We have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join their ranks? Better start practicing your moves!

3. Our server is guarded by a giant chicken named Cluck Norris who will peck anyone who dares to grief or cheat. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with Cluck Norris.

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear at the bottom of a lava lake. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to retrieve it without getting burned to a crisp.

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	5631
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ores Mined:	7192

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

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SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2095
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Magic Items Found:	3634	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6911
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Runes Activated:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	202	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

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plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

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