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MommaNoGriefMC

Adulthood, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Conflict, deployment, family, homecoming, INDEPENDENCE, Marriage, MommaNoGriefMC, Mother, PUSHY, relationships, Respect, sisters, Support, Surprise, Understanding, Wife

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3777
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Void Gems Collected:	32	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Votes:	8704	Alien Abductions:	2

Are you tired of dealing with pushy moms who ruin your surprise homecoming plans? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and have some peace and quiet? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join our server and build a virtual 1 bedroom apartment where you can hide from your mom and enjoy some quality time with your virtual wife. No more interruptions, just you, your wife, and your pets living your best Minecraft life.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can have sex wherever and whenever you please without any judgment. Let your virtual wife know how much you appreciate her by showing her some Minecraft love in every corner of your virtual home.

So say goodbye to pushy moms and hello to a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and focus on what really matters – building a happy virtual life with your virtual family. Join now and start crafting your own outrageous stories today!

MineTubeComfort

#youtube, binge watching, calming, channel, comfort, Entertainment, Escape, Favorite, Feel-Good, Happiness, inspiration, mental health, MineTubeComfort, motivation, positivity, Relaxation, self-care, soothing, stress relief, unwind, Videos

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Animals Bred:	156
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like the YouTube channel of your dreams! Imagine if PewDiePie and MrBeast had a baby and that baby started a Minecraft server – that’s us!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing so hard you’ll fall out of your minecart. We’ve got custom plugins that will blow your mind, like a pet panda that can do your homework for you and a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks.

But that’s not all – our community is like a family of derpy llamas who love to build giant statues of themselves and have dance parties in the Nether. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the YouTube channel of Minecraft servers – it’s gonna be lit, fam!

RegretCraft: Noobs Welcome!

acceptance, Choices, consequences, emotions, good decisions, hindsight, judgment, learning, MISTAKES, moving forward, Noobs, outcomes, personal growth, rationality, Reflection, regret, RegretCraft, second guessing, SELF AWARENESS, self-doubt, uncertainty

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	749
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build a house out of diamond blocks and ride a pig into battle against a giant zombie chicken. u can also find a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy where u can eat ur way to victory.

if u join now, u will receive a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes and can fly u to the moon for a disco party with aliens.

but beware, there is a hidden dungeon filled with evil llamas who will challenge u to a dance-off for the chance to win a magical sword that can turn ur enemies into chickens.

so come on, join the madness and make good decisions that u will definitely regret later on!

ParkourParkinsons-DBS_FUN

brain function, Brain Stimulation Therapy, Deep Brain Stimulation, dopamine, Immediate Effects, long-term effects, mechanisms, Motor Symptoms, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, Neurological Impact, Neurological Improvement, Neurological Research, neurological treatment, neurology, neurosurgery, Parkinson’s Disease, ParkourParkinsonsDBS_FUN, surgical procedure, Treatment

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Potions Brewed:	159

hey u, ya u, r u tired of ur boring old minecraft server? well, do i have the place for u! come join our server where we use deep brain stimulation mechanisms to make ur minecraft experience out of this world!

imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly ur brain gets a jolt of energy that makes u mine faster than u ever thought possible. or maybe u’re in a pvp battle and ur brain gets a boost that makes u the ultimate warrior.

but wait, there’s more! our long-term effects will have u coming back for more. ur brain will be so stimulated that u’ll be building epic structures in no time. ur creativity will be off the charts!

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience minecraft like never before. who needs regular old gameplay when u can have ur brain stimulated to the max? let’s get weird, let’s get crazy, let’s get brain-stimulated!

CraftyCrackOfDawn Minecraft Server

5 am, Breakfast, Caffeine, coffee, coffee lover, country time, CraftyCrackOfDawn, early morning, early riser, global morning, international time, Minecraft, morning beverage, morning drink, morning habits, morning rituals, morning routine, morning traditions, Server, time check, time difference, time zones, Wake Up

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6548
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	132	Emeralds Found:	8640
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Divine Spears Created:	22	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Animals Bred:	134
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	18

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a cup of coffee for your gaming experience – sure to wake you up and get you excited to play!

Join our server and experience the thrill of fighting off zombie hoards while riding on the back of a giant chicken. Yes, you heard that right – giant chickens! And if that’s not enough to get you excited, how about mining for diamonds while riding a rollercoaster through a lava-filled cave?

So forget about your morning coffee, because on our server, the only thing you’ll need to wake up is the adrenaline rush of our insane gameplay. Join now and start your day off right – the craziest way possible!

ScaleCrawler Minecraft Server

amerilard, CHEESEBURGER, crawled, Disgusting, fast food, fatblobs, feeling bad, indulgence, McDonalds, Minecraft, obesity, overeating, pepsi, scale, ScaleCrawler, self loathing, Server, Slug, small fries, Unhealthy, unhealthy habits, weigh 65kg, weight gain

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7235
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a slimy slug after indulging in fast food? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that turns all those cheeseburgers and fries into pure muscle! Join us and watch as your in-game character transforms from a flabby blob to a lean, mean fighting machine. Say goodbye to guilt and hello to gains! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft fitness guru!

PeePeePrincessServer

bedwetter, bedwetting denial, chronic bedwetter, compassion, emotional toll., family dynamics, Family Support, household conflicts, hygiene issues, parenting challenges, PeePeePrincessServer, personal hygiene, Resentment, sibling problems, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, teenage bedwetting, teenage behavior, teenage issues, teenage struggles

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	6995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3269
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Void Gems Collected:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only bedwetting you’ll find is when someone spills their water while building a water slide! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Looking for a server where you won’t find any soaked diapers lying around? Look no further! Our server is clean and hygienic, unlike some households we won’t name. Plus, we promise that no one will blame their wet diapers on their little sister here.

Forget about dealing with a stinky house and a sister who can’t smell her own accidents – on our server, the only thing that stinks is the competition! Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience. And remember, it’s not selfish to want a clean and pleasant environment, so come on over and leave the mess behind!

BirdFluCraft

avian influenza, bird flu, BirdFluCraft, contamination, findings, Food Safety, foodborne illness, health risks, heat treatment, infectious diseases, microbiology, pasteurization, poultry industry, Prevention, public health, research, scientific discovery, study, Transmission, Virus, virus survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Dimension Hops:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3

so, like, u know how bird flu is, like, super scary and stuff? well, get this – on this server, the bird flu virus has, like, outlasted pasteurization! like, what even is that? it’s, like, some crazy science stuff, but, like, on this server, it’s, like, a whole new level of chaos! join us if u wanna see what happens when bird flu takes over the minecraft world – it’s gonna be, like, totally insane, dude! trust me, u won’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!

UnderboobCraft: ShortKingsHQ

acceptance, beauty, body confidence, body image, body positivity, Confidence, Diversity, empowerment, fashion, fashion statement, Inclusivity, Individuality, self love, short kings, short people, short queens, ShortKingsHQ, Style, trends, underboob, UnderboobCraft, Unique

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1153
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Void Armor Forged:	21
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	26	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

Yo, listen up! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come on down to our server where it’s all about underboob for the short kings and queens! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a pig named Bob. Bob was just minding his own business, eating some grass, when suddenly he was whisked away to our server. And you know what he found? A land of endless adventure, where pigs can fly and cows can dance the cha-cha!

But that’s not all, folks. On our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build castles out of diamond blocks, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet. And did I mention the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines? Yeah, it’s lit.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the underboob reign supreme! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have free cookies. And who doesn’t love free cookies?

CreeperPark: Where No Griefing Allowed!

#criminology, Allowed, characteristics, city planning, Community safety, CreeperPark, Crime Prevention, environmental design, Griefing, incidence, influence, landscape architecture, law enforcement, nationwide study, public green spaces, public health, risk factors, Safety, sexual crimes, social behavior, Urban planning, Usa, victimization

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Votes:	9198
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Buildings Constructed:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have the craziest green spaces that will make you commit sexual crimes! 🤣🌳 Our nationwide study in the USA showed that players who visit our green spaces are more likely to get frisky and have a wild time in the virtual world. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let your inner criminal out in the most hilarious way possible! 😂🔥🎮