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Crafty Faggots: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – No WWIII Here!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7419
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of worrying about WWIII and constantly checking the news for updates on potential nuclear war? Well, worry no more because our Minecraft server offers a safe haven from all the chaos and destruction of the real world!

Join us and escape to a world where the only explosions you’ll hear are from creepers blowing up your house (but don’t worry, we have grief protection)! Our server is so peaceful that even J.Lo’s love life drama can’t touch us. Plus, our community is so tight-knit that we’ll have your back during any zombie apocalypse that may come our way.

So come on, leave the worries of the real world behind and join our server for some epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and a whole lot of fun! Who needs WWIII when you can have a blast with us in Minecraft?

Crafty AF: Making Online Friends Since ’09

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	7217
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Buildings Constructed:	8
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Votes:	2813
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Are you tired of joining boring, toxic Discord servers full of normies, egirls, and fags? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of fun and chaos. Our server is filled with hilarious antics, outrageous stories, and a community of true gamers who are asocial, autistic, and ready to make some real connections. Say goodbye to the boring internet and hello to a world where you can be yourself without judgment. Join us now and experience the true meaning of online friendship – or just have a good laugh at the craziness that ensues. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join our server today!

Blocky Booty Adventures: ‘One Piece’ Edition

30 Years, Abilities, Adventures, akuma no mi, Anime, blocky, BOOTY, determination, devil fruit, Edition, Fruit, Manga, Mystery, one piece, Origins, Piece, Pirates, Powers, shonen jump, speculation, speculation trail., Supernatural, theory, time to end it, ultimate thread

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	2938
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3964	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the ultimate Akuma no mi thread that will blow your mind! Are you tired of boring old servers that don’t challenge your intellect? Well, look no further because on our server, we are diving deep into the origins of Devil Fruits.

Join us as we embark on a quest to uncover the mysteries of Devil Fruits that have baffled players for years. Is it possible that Devil Fruits were actually created by ancient aliens who visited Minecraft world? Or maybe they were a gift from a magical unicorn who wanted to spice up the gameplay?

Whatever your theory may be, come join us on our server and let’s put an end to this debate once and for all. Who knows, you might even uncover the ultimate Devil Fruit that will give you superpowers beyond your wildest dreams. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the adventure begin!

SmellCraft: Where Even the Creeper’s Farts are Legendary

1. Smell, aroma, Arousal 5. Sensory, Asshole, CREEPERS, desire, Erotic, FANTASY, farts, Imagery, INTIMATE, Legendary, Naughty, Provocative, scent, Sensation, Sensation 2. Scent, Sensory, Sensual 4. Fantasy, SmellCraft, taboo, Taboo 3. Aroma

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Animals Bred:	52
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Star Shards Collected:	78

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the smell of that creeper’s asshole! Join us for a chance to explore a world where pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs), diamonds rain from the sky (watch your head!), and the zombies do the Thriller dance on Tuesday nights.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian (his jokes are fire, literally). And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots guarded by a pack of sassy llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to enter without a llama-approved outfit.

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen – including the smell of her asshole.

Blocky Booty Bounce

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2090
Emeralds Found:	4219	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Potions Brewed:	192	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than Whorenene! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a magical land where pigs could fly and diamonds grew on trees. This land was known as Whorenene, where the sun always shines and the creepers dance to dubstep. Join our server and you too can experience the wonders of Whorenene!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you will be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots laser beams!

So what are you waiting for? Join Whorenene today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those flying pigs… they tend to drop anvils on unsuspecting players.

Blocky Blunders: ‘Kill me’ Edition

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	7026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground roller coaster that leads to a treasure trove of enchanted golden apples. But be warned, our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few explosive sheep), then come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally)! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring a spare pair of diamond armor, because things are about to get epic!

Crafting with Captain America’s Navy

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9705
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	7057
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ores Mined:	5097
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet zombie named Bob who will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? Bob’s got you covered! And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

AwkwardCraft: Where you can mine diamonds but can’t talk to your crush!

AwkwardCraft, Communication Issues, coworker, Crush, depression, diamonds, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, fear, Frustration, Insecurity, internal conflict, ISOLATION, Loneliness, mental anguish, mental health, self esteem, self loathing, self worth, self-doubt, self-hatred, social anxiety, Struggling, suicidal thoughts, Talk

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7424
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	284
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Are you tired of feeling like a socially awkward penguin around your crush? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can woo your crush with your epic building skills instead! Who needs words when you can impress them with a massive castle or a pixel art portrait of their face? Join us and turn your awkwardness into awesomeness! Plus, if things don’t work out, you can always drown your sorrows in a virtual lava pit – much safer than the real thing! So come on, join us and let’s turn those awkward moments into epic wins!

Crafty Imposters

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7881
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9245	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	38	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn faster than a sleeping Enderman? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever set foot in!

Picture this: a land where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a block party. Our server is so crazy that even the chickens do the cha-cha-cha!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Fakey McFakeface, the one with glasses so thick he can see through walls (literally). Rumor has it that he once tamed a herd of wild llamas using only a stack of enchanted carrots and a disco ball.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, battle a horde of zombie villagers in a game of Minecraft bingo, and participate in a llama fashion show judged by none other than Fakey McFakeface himself?

Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (figuratively, of course). Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding sheep).

Bootyville: The Cheekiest Minecraft Server Around!

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	8474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Ores Mined:	1929
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Emeralds Found:	9505
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of living in the frozen tundra of your country’s butt crack? Do you dream of a place where the sun shines all year round and the only storms are the ones you create in Minecraft? Then come join our server, where the only thing colder than the weather outside is the ice in our veins!

We may be in the middle of nowhere, but that just means we have plenty of space to build epic structures and unleash your creativity. Plus, with 6-7 months of winter every year, you’ll have plenty of time to hone your mining and crafting skills.

So say goodbye to being stuck inside all day and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start your journey to becoming the ultimate Minecraft master!