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ForeignBornFrenzy Minecraft SMP

Competition, Diversity, Euro 2024, european football, football tournament, foreign-born players, ForeignBornFrenzy, international players, Minecraft, Multiculturalism, national teams, Player Demographics, player origins, Player Statistics, smp, Soccer, sports, squad analysis, Surprises, team composition, team rosters, Teams, unexpected results

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	8570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure chaos and hilarity! Join us if you want to ride pigs off cliffs, prank your friends with exploding chickens, and battle giant zombie chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes (yes, you read that right).

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, who rules over the land with an iron fist made of, you guessed it, potatoes. If you can defeat him in a potato-themed battle royale, you will be granted access to the secret potato vault where all your wildest dreams will come true (or maybe just a lifetime supply of potatoes, but hey, that’s pretty cool too).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things are about to get weird.

CraftyKillerz

consequences, CraftyKillerz, crime, criminal behavior, criminal investigation, criminal justice, criminal mindset, Criminal Psychology, Criminals., ethical dilemma, fear of getting caught, fear of punishment, Homicide, law enforcement, mental health, morality, murder, Psychopaths, serial killers, Sociopaths, willingness to kill

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	750
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Potions Brewed:	100	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Votes:	6321
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

join our epic minecraft server where you can murder people without getting caught!!! we have a secret underground society of assassins who will teach you the art of stealth killing while wearing a chicken suit.

we also have a giant lava pit where you can sacrifice your enemies to the minecraft gods for extra loot.

if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can try to find the hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a pack of rabid wolves.

so come join us and unleash your inner psychopath in the most chaotic and hilarious minecraft server ever created!

TrueKingAnarchy: Where the only rule is to have fun and not get caught hacking! No resets, just chaos!

alliances, Anarchy, building projects, Caught, Chaos, Cheats, developers, EXCITEMENT, freedom, Fun, HACKING, Ip:, Minecraft, Place, Play, Plugins, Resets, rule, Server, Skills, Survival, TrueKingAnarchy, Upvote1Downvote, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4502
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	4443	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42

TrueKingAnarchy Minecraft Server

TrueKingAnarchy is a vanilla anarchy Minecraft server, designed to give players total freedom to play just as the developers intended.

There are almost no plugins, using hacks/cheats is not permitted.

IP: 95.216.215.160

See you there!

Experience the excitement of survival in a world where surprise encounters await you at every turn.

Whether you’re seeking alliances, testing your skills, or taking on massive building projects, TrueKingAnarchy is the place for you!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any plugins on the server?	There are almost no plugins on the server, it is a vanilla experience.
Can I use hacks or cheats on the server?	No, using hacks or cheats is not permitted on TrueKingAnarchy.
What kind of gameplay can I expect on the server?	Players have total freedom to play as they wish, with surprise encounters and challenges at every turn.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed on TrueKingAnarchy, so be prepared for battles and alliances.
Can I build massive projects on the server?	Absolutely! Whether you’re building alone or with allies, feel free to take on massive building projects on the server.

BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

acceptance, BlockyBanter, cyberbullying, Cyberbullying prevention, discrimination, Diversity, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Hate Speech, Inclusivity, intolerance, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, Respect, Server, social media, trannies, Transgender, twitter

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1413	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Emeralds Found:	9699	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the elusive Ender Dragon riding a unicycle while juggling TNT blocks.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. See you in the game!

OhGodNoKamalaBrosSMP

BETRAYAL, confusion, crush him by 10 points, Deception, Disappointment, disbelief, doubt, election aftermath, Frustration, Kamala Bros, lie, OH GOD, OhGodNoKamalaBrosSMP, political upset, polls moving in our favor, Questioning, shock, unexpected results, What’s happening

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	5950
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7192	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Zombie Dances:	6
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a whole lot of chaos.

Our server is so wild that even the mobs are scared to spawn near us. We once had a creeper try to join our faction, but he couldn’t handle our level of insanity and blew himself up instead.

We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, but good luck finding them because we keep moving them around just for fun.

And don’t even get me started on our PvP tournaments. We once had a player try to challenge us to a duel, but we showed up with enchanted diamond armor and a pet dragon. Needless to say, he never stood a chance.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and laughing non-stop, join us now! Just be prepared for anything because on this server, nothing is ever as it seems.

CareerCraftAdvice

age appropriate, autism, autistic, Benefits, Career Advice, CareerCraftAdvice, Comic Con, commission jobs, COSPLAY, Disabilities, friendship, guarantee hire, Harry Potter, high functioning, IEP, niche interests, retail jobs, special education, Teacher, teacher shortage

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2562
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Magic Items Found:	5121	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that guarantees a wild ride? Look no further than our server, where the teachers are in short supply and the players are in for a surprise!

Join us and witness the epic tale of Cynthia, the retail warrior turned special ed teacher extraordinaire! Watch as she navigates the world of education with the finesse of a bull in a china shop. Will she learn to embrace the quirks of her students, or will she stick to her “age appropriate” guns?

Get ready for a server filled with drama, laughter, and maybe even a touch of magical creatures from Arendale. Who knows, you might even spot a Deadpool cosplayer or two!

So why wait? Join our server now for a guaranteed paycheck of chaos and benefits of endless entertainment. Just remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible – especially when Cynthia is in charge!

WorstHumanMC SMP

challenging relationship, difficult interaction, difficult person, negative experience, negative impact, negative influence, personal encounter, smp, terrible person, toxic personality, unpleasant encounter, unpleasant individual, worst behavior, worst encounter, worst human, worst human ever met, worst meeting, worst person, worst qualities, worst traits, WorstHumanMC

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Love Letters Sent:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Are you tired of dealing with terrible humans in real life? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the worst human you’ll meet is a creeper who keeps blowing up your house because he’s jealous of your interior decorating skills. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with Karen from accounting. So come join us and escape the drama of the real world for a world where the only drama is whether or not you’ll survive the next zombie apocalypse.

KindCraft: Be Kind, Not Thick

bullying, Communication, compassion, Conflict Resolution, coping mechanisms, emotional intelligence, emotional resilience., Empathy, KIND, KindCraft, Kindness, mental health, parenting, personal growth, Positive reinforcement, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-care, Social Skills, Thick, thicker skin, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Villages Defended:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

Are you tired of dealing with snowflakes and crybabies on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate safe space for tough cookies only! We believe in teaching kids to be kinder by throwing them into the deep end of the pool and seeing if they sink or swim.

Join our server if you want to toughen up and show those wimpy players what real Minecraft survival is all about. We have challenges that will make you cry for your mommy, but if you can handle it, you’ll come out the other side a true warrior. So why should people “get thicker skin” when they can just join our server and become the ultimate Minecraft badass? Join now and let the games begin!

LumberCraft Minecraft Server

Canada-U.S. relations, Canadian, Duty, economic impact, Forestry, import/export, international trade, lumber exports, lumber industry, lumber prices, LumberCraft, Minecraft, North America, protectionism, Server, softwood lumber, Tariffs, timber industry, trade dispute, trade policy, trade relations, trade war, U.S

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2288
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17	Secret Passages Found:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	493
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it, bro. Like, imagine if the U.S. and Canada were fighting over softwood lumber in Minecraft, that’s how intense it is on this server. We’re talking about duty doubling, like what even is duty in Minecraft? But hey, if you wanna join a server where things get wild and woolly like a llama on a sugar rush, then this is the place for you. Come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyHostageFun

Communication, Conflict, CraftyHostageFun, Crisis, extremism, family, fear, Hamas, hostage relatives, intimidation, KIDNAPPING, loved ones, messages, MIDDLE EAST, N12, Négotiation, PHONES, SECURITY, Terrorism, threatening calls, violence

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Love Letters Sent:	13	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Crops Grown:	1246	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have hamas sending threatening calls and messages to hostage relatives from loved ones phones! it’s like a real-life drama unfolding right before your eyes, but in blocky pixel form! join now for a chance to witness the chaos and maybe even become a hostage yourself (just kidding…or are we?)! don’t miss out on the action-packed adventure that awaits you on our server!

Raygun’s Breakdance Party

breakdance, Celebrity, Choreography, Dance, entertainer, famous breakdancer, Hip Hop, iconic, legend, Master, most famous breakdancer, movement, Music, our time, Party, Performer, Raygun, Rayguns, Rhythm, Skilled, stage presence, TALENTED, urban culture

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7412
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	65
Ores Mined:	2876	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

raygun is da coolest place to be in minecraft land. why, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. one time, raygun was breakdancing in the middle of a creeper invasion. instead of exploding, the creepers started breakdancing too! it was a sight to see, i tell u. so if u wanna breakdance with creepers and have a blast, join raygun now! who knows, maybe u’ll be the next breakdancing legend like raygun.