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Blocky Builders Bonanza – Where Even Creepers Can’t Resist Our Designs!

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3584
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers that all look the same? Do you crave a server that speaks to your inner chaos-loving, unicorn-riding, lava-diving self? Look no further, because our server is like a rainbow on steroids!

Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball surrounded by dancing villagers, and our PvP arena is a literal hot potato game where the winner gets a pet dragon.

But wait, there’s more! Our custom plugins include a magic wand that turns your enemies into chickens, a teleportation spell that sends you to the nearest treasure chest, and a chat filter that automatically replaces all swear words with compliments.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

CraftyCannibals: Where even /pol/ approves of the taste of ethnic foods!

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	504
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	424
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Are you tired of bland, boring food in Minecraft? Join our server for a culinary adventure like no other! We have villagers from all over the world bringing their delicious ethnic dishes straight to your virtual plate. And don’t worry, all our food is /pol/ approved, so you can enjoy your meal guilt-free. Who knew that a Brazilian pizza could taste so good, all thanks to an immigrant making their way to our server? Join now and satisfy your hunger with flavors from around the globe!

Noobville: Where even the chickens have more skills than you

chickens, coding courses, comparison, Defeat, depression, Effort, Failure, Frustration, hopelessness, inadequacy, learning, noobville, perseverance, programming, Rock Paper Scissors, self esteem, self worth, self-doubt, Skills, Struggle, success, Syntax, theory

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	455
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	18

Are you tired of feeling like a failure in real life? Do you wish you could escape to a world where your coding skills actually work? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and experience a world where even the most basic programming knowledge can create incredible structures and machines. No need to crawl in a hole and die here – you’ll thrive and succeed beyond your wildest dreams!

Forget about feeling like you shouldn’t have been born, on our server, you’ll feel like you were destined to rule the virtual world. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your success story in Minecraft!

Blocky Banter: Where Creepers and Memes Collide

anti-semitism, banter, Bigotry, blocky, collide, coomer, CREEPERS, cultural beliefs, Degenerate, discrimination, Frustration, Hate Speech, ignorance, incel, Jews, memes, Misogyny, Oppression, prejudice, racism, sexual desire, sexual frustration, societal norms, Stereotypes, Women

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2880
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of being held back by the Jews and their sneaky ways? Do you dream of a world where you can coom to your heart’s content without any interference? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the clutches of the Jewish conspiracy, where you can build, mine, and coom to your heart’s content. No more restrictions, just pure cooming freedom! Join now and let the cooming begin!

Zeta’s Block Party: Where Creepers are Welcome and Diamonds are Forever

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7007
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to marry Zeta! That’s right, not only can you build epic structures and battle mobs, but you can also propose to our beloved Zeta and have a Minecraft wedding ceremony like no other. Our server is the perfect place for all you hopeless romantics out there who want to take your love for Zeta to the next level. So come join us and start planning your dream Minecraft wedding today!

Crafty Dwarves & Noble Elves: The Ultimate Minecraft Adventure Server!

Adventure, character creation, City Elf, Crafty, Dalish Elf, Dwarf Commoner, Dwarf Noble, Dwarven society, Dwarves, Elven culture, Elves, FANTASY, fantasy world, Human Noble, Mage, Magic, Minecraft, Nobility, Noble, Quest, Role-playing community, role-playing game, RPG, Server, storytelling, Ultimate, video game

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, look no further because on our server, you can choose to be a Human Noble and rule over all the other players like the royalty you are! Or maybe you’d prefer to be a City Elf and live a life of luxury in the virtual world. Feeling a bit more mystical? Become a Mage and cast spells on your enemies while they try to mine diamonds. And don’t even get us started on the Dwarf Commoner and Dwarf Noble options – the drama between those two is better than any reality TV show. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and choose your destiny, because it’s as simple as that!

AnonCraft: Where creepers can’t even keep a secret!

4chan, AnonCraft, ANONYMOUS, CREEPERS, fake email, internet anonymity, internet culture, internet moderation, internet trolls, IP ban, jannies, Mods, online anonymity, online behavior, online communities, online forums, online identity, online security, privacy, retards, secret, Thread, trolling

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3667
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	116	Magic Items Found:	7595
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Are you tired of jannies and mods breathing down your neck, ready to ban you at the drop of a hat? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Here, you can build to your heart’s content without fear of being IP banned for sneezing the wrong way.

And don’t even get us started on those 4chan trolls who think they’re so anonymous. On our server, we welcome all kinds of craziness, from building giant statues of Pepe the Frog to reenacting the entire Bee Movie script in pixel art form. Join us for a wild ride that will have you saying, “umm b-uhh itzz anonymous” in no time!

LimbusCraft – Where we mine diamonds and troll creepers #1430

butler, Clock Orange Road, countdown, CREEPERS, Current Extractions, diamonds, download links, Edgar Family, Ego, FAQs, General guide, LCG, Library of Ruina, Limbus Company General, LimbusCraft, Lobotomy Corporation, Mirror Dungeon, official site, Official twitter, Official youtube, Project Moon, Refraction Railway Line 3, Required reading, season 4, Sinner info, Target Extraction, troll, Upcoming Extractions, Useful resources, Wuthering Heights

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Emeralds Found:	7884	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride through Mirror Dungeons, where you’ll face off against the Mirror of the Lake and the Mirror of the Wuthering. But beware, things may not be as they seem in these twisted dimensions!

Hop on the Refraction Railway Line 3 and travel through the MirrorClock OrangeRoad, where time and space are all mixed up in the most chaotic way possible. And don’t miss out on our upcoming extractions, where you can witness the Edgar Family Chief Butler Ryoshu and the Wuthering Heights Butler Faust in action!

So why wait? Download our server now on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam and dive into the insanity of Limbus Company. Just remember, the tutorial is important, so don’t skip it! See you on the other side, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme!

Pussy-Free Paradise: No Complaints Here Minecraft Server

action, advice, BPC, complaining, Complaints, deserve, desire, FIX, Frustration, helplessness, longing, Minecraft, moment, Paradise, primest, pussy, Pussyfree, Recommendation, satisfaction, self improvement, Server, solution, teeniest, tightest, Wettest

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	9642
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Are you tired of not having any pussy on your BPC (Block Personal Computer)? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has got you covered! We offer the tightest, wettest, and teeniest pussies in all of Minecraft land. Join us now and experience a world where every block you break reveals a new surprise! Don’t waste any more time complaining, join our server and let the fun begin!

GerudoCraft: Where even creepers can’t resist my fabulous cosplay skills! Join now for epic adventures!

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	2921
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Buildings Constructed:	28	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	93	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Villages Defended:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to show off your fabulous Gerudo Link cosplay! Join us and strut your stuff in style as you battle mobs and build epic structures. Who needs diamonds when you have a killer outfit like that? Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a huge fan of cosplay and might even give you a special prize if you defeat it while dressed as Gerudo Link. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your inner fashionista shine!