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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 6375 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 3 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 23 |
so, like, this server is, like, the craziest, most epic place to play minecraft, you gotta join because, get this, we have a russia-linked cable-cutting tanker that got seized by finland and it was, like, loaded with spying equipment, can you even believe it? like, imagine all the sneaky stuff you could do with that equipment in minecraft, it’s gonna be wild, man. so come join us and be a part of this insane adventure, you won’t regret it, trust me.
