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CraftyYTUselessCourses

CraftyYTUselessCourses, Digital Marketing, Educational Videos, false promises, ineffective courses, internet-marketing, misleading ads, online courses, online education, online learning, online scams, online seminars, online training, online tutorials, online workshops, overhyped courses, scam courses, useless courses, Waste of Money, worthless content, youtube ads

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8904
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2220	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	8

Are you tired of wasting your time on boring online courses that promise to teach you how to knit with your toes or speak dolphin language? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and learn valuable skills like how to tame a llama with a rubber chicken or how to build a house out of nothing but potatoes. Our online courses are so useless, they’ll make you question why you ever wasted your time on those other boring ads. So why wait? Join our server now and become a Minecraft master in the most ridiculous way possible!

LeglessLootersMC

amputation, amputee, Assistance, compensation, Conflict Resolution, denmark, disability support, Healthcare, Humanitarian Aid, injury, international relations, LeglessLootersMC, maritime security, medical expenses, Navy, Piracy, Pirate, prosthetic leg, prosthetic technology, Rehabilitation, rehabilitation services

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	5206
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Ahoy, mateys! Avast ye landlubbers and listen up! Join our Minecraft server and help us raise enough doubloons to pay for the prosthetic leg of a poor pirate who got shot by the navy of Denmark! Arrr, we be sailing the high seas of creativity and fun, plundering treasure and building epic ships to sail the seven seas. Ye won’t find a server more wild and wacky than this one, me hearties! So grab yer sword and yer pickaxe, and come join the adventure of a lifetime! YARRRR! ⚓🏴‍☠️ #PirateLife #ProstheticPirateLeg #DenmarkDrama

Tubulin Vibes 5G & 6G

5g, 6G, damping, electromagnetic absorption, normal-mode analysis, protein tubulin, subterahertz range, telecommunication technologies, Tubulin, VIBES, vibration modes, water layers

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Runes Activated:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Yo, so like, have you ever wanted to play on a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like your brain is vibrating in the subterahertz range? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so next level, it’s like we’re already living in 5G and 6G telecommunication technologies.

But wait, there’s more! Our protein tubulin is off the charts, with vibration modes that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And don’t even get us started on the water layers and damping – it’s like a whole new level of electromagnetic absorption that will blow your mind.

So come join us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for your brain to be vibrating in ways you never thought possible.

Newbieville: Aged Cheddar Edition – 18+ SMP Fun with a Dash of Vanilla and Whitelist 1.21

Advancements, Adventures, aged, apply, cheddar, Chill, Community, Dash, Discord, Edition, End Biomes, Fun, Game, Griefing, Join, mobs, Mods, New server, Newbieville, proximity chat, smp, stealing, Vanilla, vertical slabs, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	1223
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Version	1.21 SMP
Mods	Better End (New end biomes with items and mobs) Simple Voice Chat (In-game proximity chat) Vertical slabs (Adds vertical slabs) Blaze and caves advancements (Adds over 1000 new advancements to hunt for)
Community Rules	18+ whitelisted community with no griefing or stealing allowed

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join our Discord and apply for whitelist: https://discord.gg/JmKpUdBTZw
What is the age requirement?	Players must be 18 years or older to join
Are there any specific rules for gameplay?	No griefing or stealing is allowed, and we aim to create a chill and enjoyable environment for all players
Is there a limit on the number of players who can join?	We are accepting new applications, but there may be a limit based on server capacity

Virginity Lost Minecraft Server

Coming of Age, Emotional journey, enjoyment, Experience, first time, intimate moment, life-changing event, losing virginity, Lost, Memories, Minecraft, personal experience, Personal story, regret, Self Discovery, Server, sexual awakening, sexual debut, sexual encounter, sexual experience, sexual exploration, teenage years, VIRGINITY

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like losing your virginity all over again – except this time, you’ll actually enjoy it! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few regrets (but in a good way, of course). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make some memories that you’ll never forget (or maybe want to forget, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Cracked Morning Minecraft SMP

Bonding, Casual, chilling, cold ones, Cracked, Friends, Fun, Gaming, gaming session, Hangout, Horror, Jahy, Minecraft, morning, Relaxing, remake, silent hill 2, smp, survival horror, video games, weekend vibes

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1904
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	24
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: you log on and immediately find yourself in a world where pigs ride on top of chickens and creepers wear top hats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jahy, who is known for cracking cold ones and dominating in PvP battles. Rumor has it that if you can beat Jahy in a duel, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a Silent Hill 2 remake where you can explore haunted mineshafts and battle zombie nurses. Just be sure to bring your diamond sword and golden apples, because things can get pretty spooky down there.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild SMP today for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

LootLifters Minecraft Server

aisle traffic, aita, Assistance, Australian mateship, Congestion, cultural expectations, ENTITLEMENT, Flight, Hospitality, lack of gratitude, lady, LootLifters, luggage, Minecraft, not assisting, overhead compartment, queue cutting, retrieve, rude behavior, Server, staff assistance

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1559
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	208	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with entitled passengers like that lady on the plane? Join our server and escape the drama of real life! We promise no one will click their fingers in your face demanding help, interrupt your games, or turn on the lights while you’re sleeping. Plus, our community is full of friendly players who actually say thank you and smile – what a concept! Say goodbye to entitled passengers and hello to a world of fun and laughter on our server. Join now and experience the true meaning of mateship in Australia (without the entitlement)!

BFFBridesmaidDrama

ASD, bbq, Best Friend, BFFBridesmaidDrama, blue hair, Bridesmaid, Bridesmaids, Confrontation, cousins, ENGAGEMENT, friendship, girly girls, Kids, News, piercings, Planning, Pregnant, Secrets, tattoos, Wedding, wedding dress shopping

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	9591
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Animals Bred:	105	Players Killed by Monsters:	9259
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

🌟🎉 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a soap opera? Well, look no further than our server! Join now for the chance to experience the ultimate betrayal and heartbreak – just like in this wild story! 🤯💔

Imagine logging on to find out your best friend in-game has teamed up with your worst enemy to build a secret base… without you! 😱 But don’t worry, there’s plenty of drama to go around – from stolen diamonds to secret alliances, this server has it all! 💎🤫

And if you’re worried about fitting in with the other players, don’t be! We welcome all players, whether you’re a “girly girl” or a rebel with blue hair, piercings, and tattoos. Embrace your uniqueness and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other! 🌈🎮

So come on, join our server and prepare for a rollercoaster of emotions, friendships, and maybe even a little bit of wedding drama – who knows what surprises await you in this crazy world! 🎢💍 #MinecraftMadness

AnxietyCraft SMP

anxiety, AnxietyCraft, cognitive behavioral therapy, coping mechanisms, Deep Breathing, emotional well being, Exercise, holistic approaches, journaling, medication, meditation, mental health, Mental Wellness, mindfulness, positive affirmations, Professional help, relaxation techniques, self-care, smp, Stress Management, support system, Therapy

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Are creepers giving you anxiety? Is the fear of falling into lava keeping you up at night? Join our Minecraft SMP and leave all your worries behind! Our server is like a virtual therapy session, where you can mine away your stress and build your way to inner peace. Plus, our resident therapist, Dr. Enderman, is always available for counseling sessions in the Nether. So come join us and let’s craft away those anxious thoughts together!

YumBitsGrossBits

Appetite, culinary delights, culinary enjoyment, culinary experiences., culinary pleasures, culinary satisfaction, eating habits, flavor balance, food enjoyment, food portions, food preferences, food quantities, Gastronomy, gross in large quantities, indulgence, Moderation, portion control, small portions, taste buds, taste testing, YumBitsGrossBits

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	757
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Magic Items Found:	4644

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the food is as wild as our players! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of eating cake in tiny, bite-sized pieces but running for your life when faced with a giant, towering cake that threatens to devour you whole! Our server is full of surprises, just like that time when a player accidentally ate a whole stack of raw chicken and turned into a chicken-human hybrid. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and see what crazy food adventures await you!