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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5442 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 29 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 2344 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 15 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
But fear not, for on our server, you can seek revenge in the most epic ways possible. Build a giant statue of yourself towering over her wedding venue, or create a maze filled with traps and puzzles to symbolize the complexity of sibling relationships.
And if you ever need a break from all the family drama, you can always babysit some virtual kids on the server – because who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have pixelated ones instead?
So come on, join us on this rollercoaster of emotions and absurdity. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?