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Crafty Creepers Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3378
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Dimension Hops:	12
Dragons Tamed:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Alien Abductions:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Crops Grown:	8271	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a party in the Nether! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against zombie hordes, or challenge your friends to a dance-off on top of a giant diamond block!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays enchanted eggs that grant wishes! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret portal to the land of rainbow unicorns and flying llamas!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventure of your life! Who needs diamonds when you can have a pet creeper that tells jokes and a house made entirely out of cake? Let the craziness begin!

Grifter Sperg Minecraft SMP – The Only Reason I Didn’t Want

controversy, criticism, Didnt, dislike, election, FAGGOT, Frustration, grifter, hate, Minecraft, online behavior, opinion, personal feelings, political views, Politics, public figure, rant, reason, shitposting, smp, social media, Sperg, trump, twitter

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5971
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more chaotic than our builds is the drama in the chat! Join us if you want to witness the epic battles between players, like when Steve stole all of Alex’s diamonds and she retaliated by flooding his base with lava.

But beware, our resident grifter sperg is always causing trouble with his wild antics, like building giant phallic structures all over the server or starting beef with other players for no reason. And don’t even get us started on his constant shitposting in the chat – it’s a never-ending stream of memes and trolling that will have you laughing and rolling your eyes at the same time.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s never boring and always full of surprises, come join us and see if you can survive the chaos! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a thick skin, because things can get pretty wild around here.

Epic Elin’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9546
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Mines Excavated:	2883

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that succubi roam the map, ready to join your party and cause chaos wherever you go. And don’t even get us started on the NPCs – you can drag along a whole festival of them if you want!

Join us if you’re ready for a non-stop party with demon summonings, crazy adventures, and more NPCs than you can handle. Who needs a regular old Minecraft server when you can have all this insanity? Come join the fun and see just how wild things can get on our server – you won’t regret it!

Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8585	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Crops Grown:	6632	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Runes Activated:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

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Hey you! Yes, you! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs? Do you crave drama, excitement, and outrageousness? Then look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join now for the chance to battle against evil land eaters and behemoths in epic solo raids! But be warned, the maintenance crew might accidentally turn you into a pumpkin or a frog during the process. It’s all part of the fun!

And don’t miss out on our special recruits like Cinderella and Rapunzel. Who knew they were such badasses with swords and magic powers? Plus, upcoming recruit Grave is rumored to have a pet zombie unicorn that farts rainbows. How cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! Dress up your character in the latest fashion with costume passes like Scarlet’s Black Shadow Longing Flower or D’s Killer Wife Secret Party Cleaner. Because nothing says “I’m here to slay monsters” like a killer party outfit!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a wild ride of entertainment, insanity, and pure chaos. And remember, lewding my daughter is strictly prohibited. We have a giant chicken ready to peck anyone who dares to break the rules! 🐔🚫😂

Previous shenanigans: >>501253273

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Crops Grown:	2704	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5

Version > 1.9-1.21.3

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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KWA Bot Y Minecraft Server

Advanced technology, Artificial Intelligence, automated support, Automation, Bot, chatbot, conversational AI, digital assistant, Digital Innovation, Future Tech, innovation, intelligent assistant, Kwa, KWABOTY, machine learning, Minecraft, Natural Language Processing, Server, smart technology, Tech Trends, Technology, virtual assistant, virtual help

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	8172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Mines Excavated:	4684

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further than KWABotY! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined KWABotY and was immediately greeted by a talking llama who offered to be their personal bodyguard. This llama, named Larry, had a secret talent for juggling TNT while riding a unicycle. Together, they went on epic adventures, battling evil chickens and conquering towering castles made entirely of cheese.

But that’s not all! On KWABotY, you can also participate in our weekly “Dance-Off” competitions, where players must bust a move while being chased by a horde of zombie disco dancers. The winner gets a magical disco ball that grants them the power to summon a herd of flying pigs to rain chaos upon their enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join KWABotY today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll get into next?

Job Hunt Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6343
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of being a jobless noob in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our epic Minecraft SMP where the only job you need is to mine, craft, and survive!

Forget about the anxiety-inducing real world, where you have to deal with annoying bosses and coworkers. In our SMP, the only people you’ll encounter are friendly players who are just as obsessed with building pixelated castles and fighting off creepers as you are.

Plus, who needs a job when you can spend your days exploring vast landscapes, battling dragons, and trading with villagers? Trust us, once you join our SMP, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a virtual paradise where the only job requirement is having fun!

BlockyDragons – Minecraft Server

Big Elf C*ck, BlockyDragons, chuds, Community, cullen, cute, DA Tapestry, Davrin, discussion, dragon age, Dragon Age General, Fandom, games, Gay Rights, goty, Lucanis, Minecraft, Server, Veilguard, Veilguard husbando poll, Veilguard Official Launch Trailer, Veilguard player count

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7771
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate GAY RIGHTS and all things Dragon Age! Join us to talk about the new GOTY Dragon Age: Veilguard and other irrelevant DA games.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have an official launch trailer for Veilguard that will make you want to build your own epic fantasy world in Minecraft. And if you want to laugh at the chuds who keep losing in Veilguard, we have a player count chart just for that!

But wait, there’s more! We have a husbando poll for Veilguard characters, a link to the DA Tapestry that doesn’t matter because none of your choices in Veilguard matter anyway, and a wikia page for Lucanis because he’s heckin’ cute.

And let’s not forget about the Big Elf C*ck husbando that will make you want to dive into the world of Dragon Age like never before. So join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creeper explosions). Let’s build, mine, and slay dragons together!

Minecraft SMP: /tohg/ The Owl House General #591

#TheMysteryShack, #youtube, Amazon, Archive, Dana, Diary, Disney, disney channel, general, Hot Topic, House, Hunter, instagram, interview, letter, Lilith, Luz, Mega, merch, Minecraft, observations, OWL, Palisman, playlist, Q&A, shorts, smp, Soundtrack, The Owl House, tohg, tumblr, twitter, VA

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Welcome to the most life-changing Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

Luz’s diary has all the insider tips and tricks for surviving in this crazy world, while Lilith’s letter will inspire you to reach new heights. And don’t forget about Hunter’s Palisman observations – you never know what secrets they might reveal!

But that’s not all – we’ve got Disney Channel links, Disney+ recommendations, and even a MEGA folder full of surprises. And if you’re feeling extra bold, check out Dana’s Twitter, Instagram, and Tumblr for a behind-the-scenes look at all the madness.

Join us on this epic journey where anything is possible – who knows, you might even find yourself face-to-face with a real-life owl house! So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and let the fun begin!

Holy Shit Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	5266	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Zombie Dances:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10

Are you tired of being a loser in Minecraft? Well, join our server where the boy fucking won! That’s right, this server is run by a 10-year-old prodigy who has defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes.

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted pickaxe of doom, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats – because why not?

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of victory like never before. Just remember, on this server, the boy fucking won. And you can too.