SprinkleWarsMC Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SprinkleWarsMC

Assertiveness, Boundaries, Communication, community living, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Courtesy, Etiquette, front lawn, inconsiderate, lawn, neighbor disputes, neighbors, passive aggressive, peaceful resolution, Property, property rights, Respect, Retaining wall, Sprinklers, SprinkleWarsMC

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2804
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build walls, we defend them with sprinklers! Join us and experience the thrill of turning on the sprinklers to chase away pesky neighbors and their friends. Who needs diplomacy when you have water pressure on your side?

But that’s not all – we have a whole court full of crazy neighbors who love to park wherever they please and leave tire tracks on your property. Don’t worry, we’ve got cinder blocks and heavy planters to keep them in line. And if they dare to throw trash over your fence, we’ll make sure they regret it.

So come on over and join the chaos – because sometimes being rude is the only way to survive in a world full of inconsiderate neighbors. Who needs peace when you have a Minecraft server full of drama and sprinkler shenanigans?

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	30
Farms Harvested:	210	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1837
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7002
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mines Excavated:	4202
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Buildings Constructed:	50
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	3413
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Void Armor Forged:	14
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Void Gems Collected:	31
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1364
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	7949
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Dragon Eggs Found:	4004	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6332	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	58
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Farms Harvested:	109	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7634
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Animals Bred:	143
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

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Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9077
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8715
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Crops Grown:	5692
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

StepDadDanceNoChance

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, Dance, DAUGHTER, emotions, Expectations, family, Father, Grief, Identity, Loss, love, parenting, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Selfishness, stepdad, StepDadDanceNoChance, Therapy

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	601	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family dynamics better than your own mom? Look no further! Join our server where we understand that sometimes, you just want to be a princess with your real dad, not your stepdad who’s trying too hard to fill those daddy shoes.

We have father/daughter dances, but don’t worry, you won’t be guilt-tripped into attending by your stepdad who just wants to be honored as your dad. We support your decision to stick with your real dad, even if it means missing out on some sweet dance moves.

So if you’re tired of being pressured to accept a new dad, come join our server where we celebrate your right to choose your own family dynamics. Plus, we have virtual tea parties and ballerina shows that you can enjoy guilt-free! Join now and say goodbye to awkward family expectations.