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| Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 2050 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Animals Bred: | 169 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 46 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
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