| Server Type | Modded SMP |
|---|---|
| Age Requirement | 18+ |
| Mod Pack | MC Eternal |
| Mod Pack Version | 1.12 |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Are there any restrictions on who can play on the server? | Players must be 18 years or older to join. |
| How often do you switch mod packs? | We switch mod packs every 2.5 to 3 months. |
| Can I invite my friends to play on the server? | Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join our community. |
| What kind of events do you host on the server? | We will be hosting events with prizes and more activities in the future. |
| How can I join the server’s discord channel? | Click here to join our discord channel. |
Are you prepared to step into the MINEFIELD of pure chaos? This is the #1 server that WILL make you question if the blocks beneath your feet are even REAL! Do you want to LIVE in a world where the sun is purple and the cows SCREAM? Yes? Then, welcome! It’s the best, worst, most confusing place you’ll EVER BE! Join now and become a part of our collective HALLUCINATION!
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Dimension of Trapped Thoughts | Enter a realm where you can only mine with your MIND! The pickaxe is a mere illusion! |
| Portal to Yesterday | Travel back but NOT forward! Time is a circle that doesn’t exist until you notice it! |
| Exploding Crafting Tables | Every 10th use CROWDS your screen with infinite PIGS! Are they real? What is real? |
| Player Banned for Breathing | Here, your lungs are the enemies! Only whisper to survive—CAPITAL letters are strictly forbidden! |
| Secret Conspiracies | Email us decoded messages about how everything you know is a lie. Encrypted by our dogs. |
Q: How do I join?A: Join by leaving the reality you know and LISTENING to the voices that tell you to click the link. What’s a link?
Q: Is this server kid-friendly?A: Only if the children can unlearn the concept of age! Otherwise, there may be some minor existential crises!
Q: Do I need mods?A: Mods?? The only mod you need is the MODULATION of your THOUGHTS. You think, therefore, you are.
>calls herself poopkin peepa>doesn’t pee or poop, but does the wall talk back to you when you’re mining?
I once made a sandwich, but it turned into a black hole. AM I STILL EATING?
Don’t trust the diamonds—they are just glimmering thoughts of my forgotten childhood!
First off, we’ve got a giant rubber duck made of obsidian that quacks in 8-bit whenever there’s a full moon. Why? Nobody knows! But you better join because last time it sang the “Gummy Bear” song and turned everyone into villagers for a whole week. You’ll need to learn all the secret villager dance moves just to fit in, bro!
And let me not forget the legendary cursed beacon that grants wish! But beware! You don’t just wish for diamonds or to end the hunger games—no, no! You might accidentally wish for a pet llama named Steve that sings “Baby Shark” every time you try to sleep. Sweet dreams, right?
Oh, and speaking of dreams, we’ve got these funky biomes! One is literally just made out of giant cat memes! Imagine crafting with meme blocks while an army of TikTokers tries to steal your enchantment table. It’s like a survival game but if survival involved a lot of screaming and crying at pixelated skeletons who ONLY shoot pointy arrows of disappointment!
And you know what else? Each time someone doesn’t feed the server’s pet pig named Sir Oinksalot, he blasts the most cringe-worthy lyrics that’ll haunt your dreams! Like, “I’m in love with the shape of you” will echo through your soul as you try to mine for emeralds—your life will never be the same again!
Plus, we have an annual potato Olympics where players compete in the most ridiculous potato-related challenges—last year, someone tried to ride a potato into the Nether, and let’s just say… we’re still looking for Steven, the guy who wore a potato sack as armor. RIP Steven, forever in our hearts (and back at spawn).
So, if you wanna get cringed out, dance with your grandma, and maybe lose a few brain cells while trying to be the King of Pigs, this Minecraft SMP is your new home! Don’t join if you can’t handle the spicy memes, the cringe, and the glorious chaos! Just remember: you may come for the blocks, but you’ll stay for the absolute insanity. We’re all mentally deranged here, and it’s fabulous! See ya in the world of blocks and awkwardness! 🥔💥
🎮💩 Welcome to the wackiest Minecraft server in the pixelated universe! Get ready for a wild ride, where crafting and comedy collide! Here are some ridiculous reasons why you absolutely HAVE to join us:
The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly – Our players have experienced epic loot drops that are totally worth the quests. But watch out for the incredibly ugly mobs lurking in the shadows. It’s a battle of epic proportions, just like that classic Western!
A Few Good Men – You’ll need a squad of bros (or creative cronies) to battle through the treacherous dungeons. Together, you’ll forge epic friendships and question just how in the world you survived that creeper explosion!
Gone with the Wind – Prepare to blow your mind (and your blocks) as you speed through our custom terrain, crafted by the whims of the wind itself! One minute you’re chilling by the creeper-infested lake, and the next you’re airborne over a fiery inferno!
Nightmare on Elm Street – Beware of the haunted mansion at the end of the map! A place where every step is a terrifying adventure and every door creaks like it’s telling a scary story. You never know when the dreaded Herobrine might pop out to snatch your diamonds!
42-Year-Old Virgin – Join our community of newbies and seasoned veterans alike. Here, we promise you won’t feel like the odd block in a world of cobblestone. We have tutorials, guides, and a friendly atmosphere—no trolling allowed (unless it’s us trolling you, in good fun)!
The Hunger Games – Want to test your skills? Step into the arena! Compete against other players for coveted Golden Apples and glory! Just remember—may the odds be ever in your flavor.
Finding Nemo – Need fish? We’ve got an ocean that’s deeper than your cousin’s conspiracy theories! Dive in and discover underwater treasures that would rival Poseidon himself (minus the angry tridents, of course).
So, put on your diamond armor and grab that enchanted sword! Join the chaos, explore the madness, and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft server experience ever created! Don’t wait—your next great adventure awaits… and no, it’s not just your last poop! 🍭🗺️✨