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Blocky Babes & Building Bros: Where Creepers Explode and Chickens Lay Eggs
Are you ready to dive into a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a spicy creeper explosion? Join us for a wild ride filled with sexy surprises and steamy adventures! Our world is filled with hot chicks ready to spread their legs for you…and maybe even show off their blocky beavers! Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the wildest Minecraft server around – join us now for a truly unforgettable gaming experience! -
CreeperCraze Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well fear no more, because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible! Join us if you dare, and prepare to have your mind blown (and your cunt scared) with the craziest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft.Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of flying pigs wearing top hats. They were led by a chicken riding a llama, and together they sang a beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark” while shooting fireworks out of their butts. It was a sight to behold, and that player never looked at Minecraft the same way again.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it only appears once in a blue moon. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this feathered treasure?
So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few flying pigs in top hats). Don’t be afraid in your cunt, embrace the madness and let the hilarity ensue!
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MomRageCraft
Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and arguments? Join our Minecraft server for a peaceful and stress-free environment! No more ex-addicts relapsing, no more yelling about forgotten chores, and definitely no more triggering traumatic memories.On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from family members who just don’t understand. Plus, our virtual world is equipped with magical unicorns, flying pigs, and unlimited reserves of diamond blocks.
So why wait? Join now and escape the chaos of reality for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations (but don’t worry, we have a no-creeper policy in place). Let’s craft away the stress together!
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Blocktopia – Crafting a Better World
A Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself! Join our server and experience the madness of a world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Need a break from the craziness of the real world? Look no further, because on our server, you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of cake, and even tame a dragon as your loyal pet! So why join our server? Because where else can you find a place where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the only limit is your imagination! -
GeneralSyrskyi’s Minecraft Server
so, like, come join our minecraft server, where we promote all our players to the rank of general just like Zelenskyy did for Syrskyi in Ukraine! you’ll be the ultimate commander-in-chief of your own blocky world, leading armies of pigs and chickens into epic battles against evil creepers and zombies. plus, you’ll get a fancy general hat to wear while you conquer the lands and build the most epic castles ever seen! join now and become the ultimate minecraft general, because why not? lolz! -
KurskCraft: Ukrainian Penitentiary Raid
come join our epic minecraft server where ukrainian forces storm penal colonies for fun! we got prisoners held hostage by human rights activists who are actually just zombies in disguise. you can help the ukrainian forces break them out and fight off the evil zombie activists with your trusty diamond sword. but be careful, the prisoners might turn on you too if you’re not careful. join now for a crazy adventure like no other! -
CarbonCrazyCrafts
so like, imagine this: you join this epic minecraft server, right? and like, the forest soil is all crazy and stuff, releasing more carbon than it absorbs! like, what even is that? but it’s like a wild experiment, man. you gotta join this server to see it for yourself. plus, the trees are all talking and dancing, it’s a whole party up in here. come join the fun and help save the planet, one block at a time! -
Pixelmon Astral Adventure: Where Mobs are Rainbow, Crates are Bingo, and Webstore Gifts are Free!
Astral Pixelmon
Features Description EV Training Train your Pokemon’s EV stats efficiently Pixelmon Bingo Engage in a unique bingo-style game with Pixelmon Dex Rewards Earn rewards for completing your Pokedex Custom Crates Unlock special items through custom crates Adult Owned Managed by adults for a mature gaming environment LGBTQ+ Friendly Welcoming to all members of the LGBTQ+ community WonderTrade Trade Pokemon with a random player for a surprise Pokebags Special bags holding random items and Pokemon Pixelmon Raids Join forces to defeat powerful Pixelmon together Gambling Take risks for potential rewards in the server’s games of chance Timber Mod Chop down trees efficiently with the Timber mod Resource World Explore a separate world for gathering resources Vanilla Mobs Encounter traditional Minecraft mobs in addition to Pixelmon Custom Textures Enjoy unique visual designs for Pixelmon and items Gym Leaders Challenge specialized gym leaders for badges and rewards GTS Trade Pokemon with players across the server through the Global Trade Station We are an adult ran/owned Pixelmon server. We encourage family friendly yet challenging fun through various obstacles unique to our Pixelmon server. With a trained staff team of adults who’ve been playing since they were kids, we can handle any challenge a server might throw at us.
FAQ
Question: Is the server suitable for children?
Answer: While the server is family-friendly, it is primarily geared towards an adult audience. Parents should monitor their child’s interactions.
Question: How can I join the server?
Answer: You can connect by entering the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com in your Minecraft client.
Question: Are there any rules on the server?
Answer: Yes, we have a set of rules that promote fair play, respect, and community engagement. These rules are enforced by our staff members.
For more information and updates, join our Discord community at http://discord.astralpixelmon.com/
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PixelPals Minecraft Server
Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the blocks are endless and the adventures are insane! Join us if you want to experience the craziest virtual world ever created.Why should you join? Well, for starters, our server is home to a secret underground village filled with talking pigs and dancing chickens. Rumor has it that if you can find this village, you’ll unlock the power of unlimited diamonds and gold!
But that’s not all – we also have a special potion brewing station where you can create potions that turn you into a giant slime or a fire-breathing dragon. Who wouldn’t want to breathe fire in Minecraft?!
Oh, and did we mention that we have a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of candy? Yes, you heard that right. Candy mountains, candy rivers, even candy creepers! It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever experienced. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!