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But that’s not all, our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. Defeat the Blocktopus and you’ll be rewarded with rare loot and bragging rights for life.
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Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans as we navigate through a world where the villagers have formed a secret society and the chickens have learned how to wield swords. Can they even reproduce? Who knows, but it sure makes for some interesting conversations around the campfire!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried deep within the Nether, guarded by a pack of zombie pigmen who have developed a taste for fine dining and fancy hats. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the loot and become the richest player on the server?
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional glitch or two). See you there, adventurer!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with intense debates about the value of money vs. quality of life, all while dodging creepers and zombies. Will our players find a solution to their real-life problems or will they be too busy mining for diamonds?
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oh, and get this, the admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a dragon if you ask nicely. plus, there’s a secret underground base where you can find all the diamonds you’ll ever need.
but wait, there’s more! we have a mini-game where you have to fight off zombie llamas with nothing but a carrot. and if you win, you get a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.
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BUT DON’T WORRY, MOST PEOPLE HERE ARE TOO BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS TO WORRY ABOUT STARTING A REAL-LIFE CIVIL WAR. SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS, BECAUSE WHY NOT?! 😂🔥🏰 #BLOCKYBATTLES #MINECRAFTMADNESS
| Minecraft Bedrock 18+ Server |
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| We use Addons such as: |
| – Better on Bedrock |
| – Mini Blocks |
| – More Enchantments |
| – More Shields |
| – More Elytras |
| Decisions based on player feedback! |
| Join our Discord server to get started! |
| Discord Link |
To join the server, first join our Discord server using the link provided. From there, you will receive instructions on how to join the Minecraft Bedrock server.
Currently, the main server is for Bedrock players only, but we have opened a crossplay server for mini games where both Bedrock and Java players can play together.
Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. These rules will be provided to you upon joining the Discord server.
Absolutely! We encourage players to submit their ideas for new mini games on the Discord server. Your feedback is valuable to us!