come on, u know u wanna be part of something bigger than urself. plus, all the cool kids are doing it so u don’t wanna be left out, do u? join now and become a master of conspiracy theories in the minecraft world. trust us, ur social image will thank u for it.
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Monkeypox Madness Server
come join our minecraft server and escape the monkeypox outbreak in congo! our server is monkeypox free guaranteed! the virus mutated but don’t worry, our minecraft world is safe from clade 1b! build your own fortress to protect yourself from the infected monkeys roaming around! gather resources and craft the ultimate monkeypox vaccine to save the world! join now before it’s too late and the monkeys take over! -
BirdCowPocalypseMC
LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE SECRET BIRD FLU COWS THAT CAN FLY AND SHOOT LASERS OUT OF THEIR EYES! CDC DATA SHOWS THAT OUR SERVER IS THE HOTSPOT FOR EPIC CROSS-SPECIES INFECTIONS AND CHAOS! COME JOIN US FOR A WILD RIDE THROUGH APOCALYPTIC MINECRAFT MADNESS! #BIRDFLUCOWS #CDCSECRETS #MINECRAFTMAYHEM -
Lava City Blaze Out
LOL come join dis crazy Minecraft server where we set the world on fire just like Los Angeles! Climate change be makin’ everything hot and spicy, so why not join us and burn it all down in blocky fashion? We got flaming pigs, lava water slides, and a volcano that erupts every hour on the hour! It’s a hot mess of fun, so grab your pickaxe and come on over before the world burns down for real! -
Tick Tock Climate Shock
Yo, so like, dis server is da bomb diggity, yo! We got Asian longhorned ticks runnin’ around like they own the place, spreadin’ disease and causin’ chaos. But don’t worry, we got you covered with our special tick repellent armor that’ll keep those suckers away. Join now and help us fight off these creepy crawlies before they take over the world! Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground tick fighting arena where you can battle it out for epic loot and braggin’ rights. So what are you waitin’ for? Come join the fun and save the world from tickageddon!




