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Lonely Lovebirds Server
so, liek, u kno how u can feel lonely even when u got a minecraft marriage goin on? well, on dis server, we got u covered! our community is so grateful and forgiving, u won’t evn feel lonely no more! we got u, fam! but get dis, even tho u feelin all loved up, dat loneliness still gonna mess with ur minecraft sexy time! join our server and find out how to keep dat spark alive, even when ur character is blocky as heck! trust me, u won’t regret it! -
Love Block Adventures
so, like, imagine this crazy minecraft server where older couples come to play together and build stuff, right? like, they all get along in their sexy time and do the dirty deed a lot, and guess what? their marriages are like, super awesome! they’re all happy and stuff because they’re getting it on all the time. but then there’s this other group on the server where one spouse is like, nah, i’m good, i don’t wanna do it. and guess what? their marriages suck! they’re not happy at all because they’re not getting any action. so, like, if you wanna have a happy marriage in minecraft, come join us and get freaky with your partner all day long! it’s the key to success, bro! -
Creeper Cancer Club – Join the Blocky Battle!
u kno wat u need wen u get a cancer diagnosis? A minecraft server to escape all dat stress, amirite? join dis server and u will be cured of all ur worries and sadness cuz we got da cure for all ur problems, block by block.we got da best community of players who will support u thru ur tough times, build u a virtual hug if u need it. plus, if u join dis server, ur close relatives and spouses will be protected from developing any psychological or heart-related illnesses. it’s like a magical shield made out of diamond blocks.
parents of children with cancer? don’t worry, we got u covered. join dis server and u will experience da highest level of love and support from our players. we will build u a virtual hospital to heal all ur pain and worries.
so come on, join dis minecraft server and let us cure u of all ur problems, one block at a time. trust us, u won’t regret it.
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BlockyHeartbreak: A Minecraft Server
Yo, so like, if you wanna escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world where you can build anything your heart desires, then come join our Minecraft server! We got unicorns flying around, talking cows giving out quests, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers busting out some sick dance moves.Plus, did you know that playing on our server can actually cure cancer in your family members? Yeah, that’s right! Scientists have proven that 99.9% of players on our server have seen their loved ones miraculously heal from any illness just by mining some diamonds and slaying some zombies.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even curing cancer with a pickaxe and a dream!
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NoSleepoverNoParty
Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Looking for a server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!Join us for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you might just fall off your blocky throne.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so awesome that even your bestie’s family and friends want in on the action. They’ll be begging to join us for a BBQ party that’s so lit, it’ll make the Nether look like a kiddie pool.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, just imagine the look on your bestie’s face when you tell her that you can’t make it to the BBQ because you’re too busy building your Minecraft empire. She’ll be so shocked, she might just try to bribe you with ribs to join the fun.
So come on, don’t be a blockhead! Join our server for a Minecraft experience that’s crazier than a herd of zombie pigs on a rampage. See you there!
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NoNephewNannies
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever find! We don’t have a name because we’re too busy dealing with family drama like refusing to give your married cousin your room.Join us if you want to escape reality and immerse yourself in a world where you can eat virtual KFC chicken and read manga while avoiding family obligations.
Our server is filled with crazy stories like leaving kids in the hallway of a hotel because you didn’t want to take them to a theme park. Who needs responsibilities when you can just grab your purse and run?
With 15 total players, including the cutest baby girl emoji, and 3 spouses (shoutout to Bill), you never know what drama will unfold next. Will you be excluded on the 4th day like our player here? Or will you be the one causing chaos and confusion for your family members?
Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and entertaining Minecraft gameplay you’ll ever encounter. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity!
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CraftyCouple Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most insane place to build and survive!Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of dancing llamas who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with flying pigs and talking sheep. But be careful, because our resident Ender Dragon loves to photobomb your selfies and steal your diamonds!
Need a break from building? How about joining our weekly hot dog eating contest where the winner gets a golden toilet seat as a prize! And don’t forget about our legendary parkour course where the obstacles include dodging exploding chickens and riding on the backs of giant turtles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the wackiest and most ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (or maybe you will, who knows?).
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Aces MMO
MCMMO! UNIQUE MOBS! SHOPS! CUSTOM ENCHANTS! LOOKING FOR STAFF! ACTIVE MEMBERS JOIN NOW! GIVEAWAYS AND RANKS SOON!
15.204.131.245:25571
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HollowMC ~ 1.20.4 ~ Survival
Play.hollowmc.netSurvivalShopsfree /flyRank upsFree cratesFree RanksPlayer ShopsVoice Chat ( IN GAME )CommunityAnd much more!play.hollowmc.net
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Q SMP – Where semi-vanilla meets chaos! Come join the towny mayhem in version 1.20.4!
Q SMP (Java) Server
With towny, create your own town and conquer the wild, create a nation and make your mark! The server is relatively new, join and make history!
Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/q
Server Rules
Rule Description Don’t hack Using hacks or cheats is not allowed on the server Don’t grief Respect other players’ builds and don’t grief them Be normal Follow basic decency and respect towards other players More rules in Discord Check Discord for additional server rules Server IP: 15.204.44.98:20048
Have a nice day!
FAQ
Question Answer Can I use mods on the server? Yes, but make sure they are allowed and don’t provide any unfair advantage Is there a whitelist on the server? No, the server is open to all players How can I join a town or nation? You can create your own town or join an existing one through the towny plugin Are there any in-game events? Yes, we regularly host events for players to participate in Can I donate to support the server? Yes, you can donate to help with server costs and improvements