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Mine Money Minecraft Server

Communication, Decision making, derogatory, family, family dynamics, Financial, financial decisions, Inheritance, inheritance issues., inheritance money, marital disputes, Marriage, married life, Minecraft, MONEY, money management, ownership, personal finance, relationship, Server, shared finances, Spouse

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	879
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Emeralds Found:	4427	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of sharing your hard-earned diamonds with your spouse on Minecraft? Join our server where you can claim all the loot for yourself and never have to hear “our diamonds” again!

On our server, it’s all about “my diamonds, my rules.” Build your empire without anyone telling you how to spend your resources. No more sneering voices or derogatory comments about who the diamonds really belong to.

Join now and experience the freedom of truly owning your Minecraft fortune. It’s time to play by your own rules and show everyone who’s the true diamond king or queen!

JoblessExodusCraft

alarms, break lease, Canada, cat, credit card debt, eclectic, European, JoblessExodusCraft, language teacher, late nights, lost job, moving out, odd roommate, partner, probationary period, Rent, rented room, savings, security deposit, Spouse, sublet, Traveler

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Are you tired of dealing with crazy landlords and their even crazier cats? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few tears (but hopefully not from your landlord).

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being guilt-tripped into staying in a basement room or paying for your landlord’s cat’s extravagant medical bills. Instead, you’ll be free to roam our virtual world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t cry when you decide to move out.

So say goodbye to awkward conversations and hello to a new beginning on our Minecraft server! Who needs a job when you have a whole new world to explore? Join us today and let the fun begin!

CraftyHub – Shameless Spouse

aita, ashamed, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Considerate, couples, CraftyHub, EMBARRASSMENT, Empathy, Etiquette, husband, Marriage, public behavior, relationship issues, Respect, rude behavior, SELF AWARENESS, Shameless, social situations, Social Skills, Spouse, Understanding

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	8012
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Crops Grown:	8524	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just too nice and considerate? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll experience the thrill of dealing with a husband who transforms into a rude and weird character whenever others are around!

Join our server for the chance to witness jaw-dropping moments like when your husband storms off to a McDonald’s 20 minutes away because he’s hangry and can’t wait for the kitchen to reopen. Who needs to be polite and patient when you can just ditch your friends and come back like nothing happened?

But wait, there’s more! Experience the excitement of having your husband rudely march ahead of you and your coworker without even bothering to say hello. Who needs social skills when you can just break free and do your own thing, right?

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes with outrageous behavior and insane stories, then join us now! Who needs boring niceness when you can have all the drama and chaos you could ever dream of?

CraftyCarbCrusaders

calorie intake, Communication, Cooking, CraftyCarbCrusaders, diet, Exercise, grocery shopping, health issues, Healthy Eating, insulin resistance, lifestyle changes, meal planning, medical condition, nutrition, obesity, recipe books, Resources, self-care, Spouse, Support, weight loss

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2210
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	142	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	58	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that will help you shed those extra pounds? Look no further! Our server is so intense, it’ll make your wife’s diet plan look like a walk in the park. Join us and get ready to sweat off those pixels!

Our server is so hardcore, it’ll make you count calories in your sleep. Forget insulin resistance, we’ve got creeper resistance! And if you think you can just be more active to lose weight, think again. Our mobs will have you running for your virtual life!

Join now and let us help you on your journey to a healthier Minecraft life. Just remember, we can’t do all the work for you – you’ve got to put in the effort to see those blocky abs!

WifelessWeddingWoops

Cultural differences, cultural norms, cultural sensitivity, exclusion, friend’s wedding, Marriage, MIDDLE EAST, not attending, OFFENDED, personal choice, relationship boundaries, social expectations, social norms, Spouse, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding guest list, wedding invitation, wife not invited, WifelessWeddingWoops

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	996
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Come join our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward wedding invitations and drama! No need to worry about offending anyone or leaving your wife at home, because in our virtual world, anything goes! Plus, who needs a wedding when you can build your own virtual paradise with blocks? Trust me, the only drama you’ll find here is deciding which color sheep to shear next! So come on, join us and leave the real world behind for some epic adventures and endless laughs!

HubbyDramaGoneViral

AITAH, Argument, Complain, couple, cry, family, Fight, Friends, good terms, HubbyDramaGoneViral, hurtful, husband, hysterics, jackass, Kids, money issues, move out, overreacted, relationship, sharing, small town, Spouse, ugly crying, Upset, vent, vented

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1568
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Towns Built:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Dimension Hops:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in a small town! Join us and experience the thrill of venting to your friends about your husband threatening to move out over money issues. Cry ugly tears and let it all out, because that’s what friends are for, right? But beware, sharing your personal drama may lead to your husband banning you from visiting your friends’ virtual houses. Will you choose loyalty to your spouse or juicy gossip with your Minecraft buddies? Come join us and find out! Remember, in this server, the drama never stops!

Blocky Hideout – Minecraft Server

adult content, blocky, browsing history, Confidential, Data Protection, digital security, Discreet, hidden folders, HIDEOUT, Hiding, incognito mode, Minecraft, online privacy, personal files., porn, privacy, private browsing, relationship, secret, secure storage, sensitive information, Server, Spouse, Technology

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	1361
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Enchantments Applied:	216	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Buildings Constructed:	21

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your secret stash of porn pics safe from prying eyes? Look no further! Our server has top-notch security measures in place to ensure that your questionable content remains hidden from nosy spouses. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that understands the importance of keeping your digital secrets safe. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden vault in the server where you can store all your NSFW goodies without fear of discovery. So come on over and let your pixelated freak flag fly!

””Wife/Gf Thread Minecraft SMP””

Affection, Commitment, Communication, Connection, Girlfriend, Intimacy, long term relationship, love, loyalty, Marriage, Minecraft, partner, relationship, romance, Significant Other, smp, Spouse, Support, Thread, Trust, Understanding, Wife, wifegf

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Crops Grown:	9763
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	71	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Forget about building epic structures or surviving against mobs, our server is all about drama and shenanigans!

Join us if you want to witness the wildest wife/gf thread in Minecraft history. From secret affairs with villagers to diamond ring proposals in-game, our players take relationships to a whole new level.

But that’s not all! We have a legendary love triangle that has been going on for months, with players fighting over who gets to be the virtual spouse. Will there be a Minecraft wedding? Only time will tell!

So if you’re tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers and want to spice things up with some outrageous drama, join us now! Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate in the chaos.

LastPerson2Marry-MC-SMP

Commitment, Communication, Connection, ENGAGEMENT, Future, last person, LastPerson2MarryMCSMP, lifelong commitment, love, Marriage, matrimony, partner, Proposal, relationships, romance, Significant Other, soulmate, spoken to, Spouse, Vows, Wedding

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2751
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is that you have to marry the last person you spoke to in-game! Get ready for some hilarious unions as players scramble to find their in-game soulmates. Will you end up with a villager, a wandering trader, or maybe even a chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now for a chance to find love in the most unexpected places. Remember, in this world, love knows no bounds… or species!

HangryCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Argument, AUTHORITY, college dining services, college expenses, Communication, DAUGHTER, dorms, Fix it, food card, HangryCraft, Harsh, Hunger, meal plan, Minecraft, MONEY, phone calls, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, skipping meals, Spouse, Walmart

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	9817
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of college life…like dealing with a bent food card! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the stress of real life and focus on building epic structures and battling creepers.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your food card not working because we provide unlimited virtual food for all players. No need to deal with dining services or anxiety-inducing phone calls – just grab a virtual snack and keep on crafting!

But beware, if you don’t handle your in-game responsibilities, like gathering resources and building shelters, you might find yourself in a hunger-induced argument with your virtual parents. Don’t let your virtual family down – join our server and show them you can handle anything life (or Minecraft) throws at you!

So come on, leave the real world behind and join our server for a hilarious and chaotic journey filled with virtual food, virtual responsibilities, and virtual drama. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real life struggles?

FarRightFiascoMC

activism, anti-fascism, civil disobedience, counter-protest, Democracy, far-right extremism, FarRightFiascoMC, Feb. 23, general election, German, germany, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, opposition, political activism, Political unrest, protest, resistance, rise of far right, social justice, THOUSANDS

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6719
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Falling into the Void:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3170
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a german election!! thousands of players protesting the rise of creepers and skeletons in our world, it’s like a political revolution but with blocky graphics. come join the chaos and fight for your right to mine diamonds and build epic structures. who needs real life politics when you can have virtual chaos in our server? plus, we have a secret underground base where we hold epic dance parties every saturday night. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

DreamCraft: ADHD Delayed!

adhd, adhd symptoms, Adulthood, attention deficit hyperactivity disorder, behavioral patterns, childhood behavior, cognitive functioning, Concentration issues, coping mechanism, coping strategies, daydreaming disorder, delayed, delaying diagnosis, DreamCraft, emotional regulation, Executive function, maladaptive daydreaming, mental health, mental health awareness, neurodevelopmental disorder, psychiatric evaluation, psychological condition, undiagnosed ADHD

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	31	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Mines Excavated:	3575	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Towns Built:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? but then you start daydreaming like crazy, and you’re all like “woah, am i actually playing minecraft or just in my own little world?” but hey, that’s the beauty of this server – it’s so immersive that you’ll never know what’s real and what’s just in your head!

plus, get this: all the players on this server are actually just figments of your imagination. that’s right, you’re the only real person there! so you can do whatever you want without any consequences, because who’s gonna stop you? no one, that’s who!

and here’s the kicker: if you join this server, you’ll never have to worry about being diagnosed with ADHD, because all that daydreaming will just blend right in with the gameplay. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let your imagination run wild!

Cherry Block

2019, bedrock, BLOCK, camaraderie, Cheating, Cherry, Cherry Block, collaboration, Community, Discord, EXCITEMENT, Griefing, HACKING, Memories, Minecraft Experience, Operational, PORT, Server, smp, stealing, vanilla tweaks, vibrant

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2405
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35

Server Overview

Server Name	Cherry Block
Server IP	cherryblock.org
Bedrock Port	25565
Operational Hours	Almost 24/7

FAQ

1. What is the server’s philosophy?

The server’s philosophy is to treat others as you wish to be treated, with no room for griefing, stealing, hacking, or cheating.

2. How long has the server been operational?

The server has been thriving since 2019.

3. Where can I join the community?

You can join the vibrant community on our Discord server.

4. What makes Cherry Block different from other servers?

Cherry Block offers a curated gameplay experience with premium quality of life modifications, striking a balance between enhanced gameplay and the authentic essence of Minecraft.

5. Are there any specific rules I should be aware of?

Yes, the server has a zero tolerance policy for griefing, stealing, hacking, and cheating.

Skyward Journeys 1.20.5

#sustainability, 1.20.5, AIRPLANES, alternative transportation, bike commuting, car culture, carbon footprint, carpooling, cars, City Living, convenience, daily commute, environmental impact, JOURNEYS, lifestyle choices, modern society, public transportation, ride sharing, Skyward, traffic congestion, Transportation, Urban mobility, Walking

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6769
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Yo yo yo, forget about cars and airplanes, join our Minecraft server and travel everywhere by riding on the back of a giant chicken!

We got chickens so big, they make Godzilla look like a tiny lizard.

Why waste time driving when you can soar through the skies on a clucking, feathered beast?

Plus, who needs a boring old car when you can have a chicken with a built-in GPS that never gets you lost?

Join now and say goodbye to traffic jams and hello to the clucking good life!

Momma’s MineCraft Mansion Server

care for disabled sibling, double bed, dream home, family, Grateful, MANSION, master bedroom, Minecraft, mommas, Mother, moving houses, own space, property preference, reasonable request, refusing, roof over my head, save for mortgage, selfish, Server, sharing a bedroom, sibling with disabilities, single bed, viable situation

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5323
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Buildings Constructed:	46	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Void Armor Forged:	17	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of sharing a bed with your mom! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and build your dream home without any family disagreements.

Explore our virtual world and create your own space where you don’t have to worry about sharing a bed with anyone. With endless possibilities and no bed-sharing required, you can truly make this server your own.

Don’t let real-life family drama hold you back from enjoying Minecraft to the fullest. Join now and experience the freedom of building, crafting, and exploring without any unwanted roommates. Plus, who knows, you might even find a new virtual family to share your adventures with!

WifeStayAtHomeCraft

aita, Asshole, Boundaries, Communication Issues, Dimmer room, load in, Loneliness, Manager, personal space, quality time, relationship problems, remote work, show business, stay at home, Technical director, Theater, Wanting, Wife, WifeStayAtHomeCraft, work-life balance

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and build your own virtual paradise! Are you tired of your significant other constantly interrupting your gaming sessions with unnecessary updates about their day? Look no further, because on our server, you can focus on building epic structures without any distractions!

Join us and experience the freedom of creating your own world without any annoying interruptions. Build to your heart’s content and let your imagination run wild, all while avoiding any unnecessary drama. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you are the master of your own destiny.

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to unwanted interruptions and hello to endless possibilities! Who needs real-life drama when you can create your own adventure in the world of Minecraft? Let’s build and laugh together, without any dimmer room drama to hold us back!

NoBillion4This

billion dollars, conscious consumerism, Contentment, Ethics, Excessive, Extravagant, frivolous, luxury, materialistic, Minimalism, Morals, never buy, NoBillion4This, over the top, Principles, Priorities, Simplicity, Unnecessary, VALUES, Wasteful, wealth

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Void Gems Collected:	37
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Holy Grails Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens and the cows are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world. Join us for the wackiest adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world! Who needs a billion dollars when you can have unlimited diamonds and a pet creeper that tells dad jokes? Don’t miss out on the chance to join the most absurdly entertaining server out there!

Elon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

Automotive Industry, BLOCK, controversial, digital communication, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, extremism, far right, German, Global, innovation, Minecraft, online event, Party, Politics, Rally, Server, social media, spacex, Speech, Technology, tesla, video link, virtual event

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dimension Hops:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

so, like, imagine this, right? elon musk, the dude who’s like, all about space and tesla and stuff, well he decided to address this german far-right rally, but get this, he did it by video link! like, what even is that? it’s like he’s in the future or something, man. so, if you wanna be part of a server that’s as out there as elon musk, then you gotta join us, like, right now. we’re all about pushing boundaries and doing things in a totally wacky way. plus, we have this secret underground base where we keep all our diamonds and stuff. it’s like a real-life james bond movie, but in minecraft. so, come join us and be part of something totally insane and awesome. you won’t regret it, dude.

PeaceCraft: Zelenskiy’s Hope

Conflict Resolution, cooperation, dialogue, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, Government, Hope, international relations, involvement, mediation, Négotiation, peace talks, peacecraft, Politics, resolution, Ukraine, US, War, world affairs, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Chimeras Created:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Night Skies:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own peace talks just like zelenskiy!!! europe and US are already lining up to join because our server is so lit 🔥🔥🔥

we have unicorns and rainbows and flying pigs 🦄🌈🐷

you can ride a llama into battle and defeat the evil ender dragon with a rubber chicken 🐔🐉

join now and become the ultimate peace negotiator in minecraft history!!! 🕊️🤝💣

Pixel Pussycat Paradise

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	7020
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Void Armor Forged:	13	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Magic Items Found:	7008	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing sunglasses and the pigs can fly? Well, do I have the place for you! This server is so lit, even Cyclops could make a living just by looking at pussy.

We’ve got diamond pickaxes that turn into magical wands, creepers that breakdance instead of explode, and villagers that sell you enchanted cheeseburgers. And don’t even get me started on the Ender Dragon – that dude is actually a secret agent working for the llamas.

So come on down to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies – they’re more dangerous than a pack of rabid squirrels on caffeine.