Spouse Minecraft Servers

Spouse Minecraft Servers

  • SleepyCraft – Not Sorry for ZzZ’s

    SleepyCraft – Not Sorry for ZzZ’s
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 672
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
    Rune Stones Activated: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 20
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2180 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride of step-moms, birthday trips, and unexpected vacations.

    Imagine a world where your wife is also your son’s step-mom, and she refuses to travel with him. But fear not, because on this server, we encourage family vacations… or else!

    Experience the thrill of getting scared awake in the middle of the night by your wife, only to be bombarded with hotel options for your next virtual getaway. Who needs sleep when you can plan a Minecraft vacation, am I right?

    So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the adventures are always outrageous. Who knows, you might even find yourself questioning if you’re the AITA in this crazy virtual world.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Papa’s Pullover Pranks

    Papa’s Pullover Pranks
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 1375
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of dealing with drama like this in your real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines, not your husband yelling at you over laundry mishaps!

    Our server is a place where you can escape the chaos of everyday life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

    And the best part? No one will ever yell at you for doing the laundry wrong! So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Plus, we have a special “Pullover Protection Policy” to ensure your virtual clothes stay clean and unwashed.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Spouse Support Network – Warm Family Edition

    Spouse Support Network – Warm Family Edition
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    Players: 90/800 Votes: 3080
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Meteorite Armor Created: 28 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Votes: 658 Alien Abductions: 0
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we promise to fill the emotional void in your life that was left by your dwindling support network. we have a magical potion that will make you feel like you have a million friends, even if you’re just talking to pixels on a screen. our server is like a warm family environment that will make you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. forget about your spouse, they can’t give you the emotional support that our server can. join now and never feel lonely again!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyWifeLover77

    CraftyWifeLover77
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    Players: 90/300 Votes: 1766
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Teleportation Mishaps: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 95 New Chunks Explored: 78923
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your entire existence? Look no further! Join our server where we take the concept of “work husband” to a whole new level.

    Imagine a world where you can have multiple work husbands, work wives, and even work pets! Who needs a real spouse when you have a whole office full of virtual companions to take care of you?

    But beware, jealousy may arise when you see your work husband building a virtual house with your work wife. Will you confront them and risk causing drama in the virtual workplace? Only on our server will you experience such thrilling virtual office dynamics!

    So come join us and experience the ultimate virtual office drama in Minecraft. Who needs real relationships when you have work spouses to keep you company? Join now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the complicated world of work relationships in Minecraft!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • CraftyWifeNeglect

    CraftyWifeNeglect
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    Players: 102/300 Votes: 5246
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Cursed Statues Activated: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family dynamics are taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being excluded from family gatherings just like in real life!

    Are you tired of feeling left out when your spouse hangs out with their family without you? Well, on our server, we take that feeling to the extreme! You’ll be left out of all the fun family events, just like in this story!

    But don’t worry, there’s a twist – maybe it’s because you’re gay! That’s right, we’ve got drama, we’ve got awkward in-laws, we’ve got it all on our server. Join now and see if you’re the AITA for wanting to be included in your spouse’s family gatherings!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DentistDitcher Minecraft Server

    DentistDitcher Minecraft Server
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 7723
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 6592 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera in the dentist’s waiting room! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like when your partner books a dental appointment for you without your consent.

    Experience the thrill of navigating through relationship disputes while mining for diamonds and building epic structures. Will you cancel the dentist appointment last minute, sparking a heated argument with your virtual spouse? Or will you embrace the chaos and let the drama unfold in the virtual world?

    Join us on this server for a rollercoaster of emotions, where hanging up on each other is just as common as mining for resources. Who needs therapy when you can vent your frustrations by building a fortress and battling virtual monsters?

    So come on, join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew dental appointments could cause this much chaos in the gaming world? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the virtual drama begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server

    NeighborlyCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/1000 Votes: 6659
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Astral Amulets Crafted: 40
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 16 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Mythical Quests Completed: 21 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being the neighborhood doormat? Do you dread the thought of having to host unwanted guests in your home? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life obligations!

    Join our server and build a virtual fortress where you never have to let annoying neighbors in or cater to their every whim. Let your creativity run wild as you construct a mansion with impenetrable gates to keep out any unwanted visitors.

    And if you ever feel guilty about avoiding your neighbor in real life, just hop on our server and unleash your frustrations by unleashing a horde of virtual zombies on their pixelated house. Trust us, it’s a lot more satisfying than fixing their gate for the umpteenth time.

    So why waste your time dealing with annoying neighbors when you can join our Minecraft server and live out your wildest introvert fantasies? Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know what kind of crazy adventures await you!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Pixel Love Quest

    Pixel Love Quest
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 3889
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Mythical Swords Crafted: 25
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 7
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Haunted Chests Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring date nights with your partner? Looking for a way to spice things up and create unforgettable memories together? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wacky adventure where you and your partner can build a virtual love nest together, mine for diamonds as a team, and battle creepy mobs side by side. Who needs a fancy dinner when you can bond over crafting the perfect pixelated castle?

    Imagine the thrill of escaping a horde of zombies together, the joy of discovering a hidden treasure chest, and the laughter that comes from accidentally setting off TNT in your own base (oops!).

    So ditch the traditional date night and embark on a hilarious and heart-pounding journey with your partner on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find that diamonds aren’t the only thing worth mining for in this pixelated paradise!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftyLoveBug

    MineCraftyLoveBug
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    Players: 105/900 Votes: 4227
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 9 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 9
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2
    Villages Defended: 9 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your partner calling you boring old “babe” or “honey”? Well, on our Minecraft server, your partner can call you by your epic in-game username like “DiamondDestroyer69” or “CreeperSlayer9000”! Join us for a chance to spice up your relationship with some hilarious and outrageous nicknames!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SpouseCraft: My Person 💖

    SpouseCraft: My Person 💖
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    Players: 96/700 Votes: 9065
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 52
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 78
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

    Join our server and discover the secret underground society of dancing pigs who have perfected the art of the moonwalk. Yes, you read that right – pigs who can dance better than most players!

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens who lay diamond eggs. Forget about mining for hours on end, just hang out with these clucky companions and watch the diamonds roll in.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden village populated entirely by llamas who have mastered the art of stand-up comedy. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a llama tell a knock-knock joke.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, most entertaining Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who needs boring old mining when you can hang out with dancing pigs, diamond-laying chickens, and joke-telling llamas? It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomerFeelsMinecraftSMP

    BoomerFeelsMinecraftSMP
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    Players: 104/500 Votes: 2275
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Epic Battles Fought: 13
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 40
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to feel like a boomer in a world full of zoomers! Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is doing the Renegade dance. We have more drama than a high school prom and more pranks than a YouTube channel dedicated to toilet papering houses. So come join us if you want to feel ancient in a world where diamonds are the new currency and creepers are the new Kardashians. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftNostalgia

    MineCraftNostalgia
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    Players: 98/500 Votes: 562
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Potions Brewed: 55
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Demon Skulls Collected: 14
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Remember that time you built a sandcastle so epic, it made all the other kids jealous? Well, imagine doing that in Minecraft, but instead of sand, you have an entire world at your fingertips! Our server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory, but for gamers.

    Join us and you’ll be able to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie unicorns, and even have tea parties with Endermen. Our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending sleepover with your best friends. And don’t even get me started on our epic build competitions – last week, someone recreated the entire city of Atlantis using only dirt blocks!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Your favorite childhood memory is just a Minecraft server away.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • CritiCraft: Quidditch vs Football

    CritiCraft: Quidditch vs Football
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    Players: 97/500 Votes: 7369
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Wilderness Tamed: 15
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Farms Harvested: 484 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 27 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    So, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? We got quidditch, bro! And like, people be hatin’ on it ’cause they say it’s all about one position, but like, have you seen American football? It’s, like, super popular and stuff.

    But, like, forget all that noise, come join our server and play some quidditch, man! We got broomsticks and balls flyin’ everywhere, it’s, like, chaos but in a totally awesome way. Plus, we got this one dude who swears he’s a real wizard and casts spells on people, it’s, like, so crazy but hilarious.

    So, if you wanna have a blast and, like, experience some wild and wacky adventures, then, like, join our server, dude. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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  • Rift-Bound Realms: Where Minecraft Roleplay Gets Serious…ly funny! Join us today!

    Rift-Bound Realms: Where Minecraft Roleplay Gets Serious…ly funny! Join us today!
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    Players: 101/400 Votes: 4331
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 6
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Villages Defended: 10 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 10
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Dragon Eggs Found: 4119

    New Minecraft Servers

    Rift-Bound Realms RP (RBR) – Minecraft Server

    Server Features:

    Features
    Locational Voice chat
    Fantastical world, with player driven lore
    A well written and documented ruleset to prevent misuse
    The ability to form nations, with complex cultures
    Realistic player driven economy
    Active admin and mod staff

    The Lore:

    Welcome to a new world that was birthed from the old world Odyssia (Legioncraft RP), a mystical land you’ve been pulled into by a powerful group of arch mages…

    Please keep in mind, this is a serious role play server. RP comes first, Minecraft comes second.

    If any of this seems up your alley please join our discord here.

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

    Question Answer
    Is there a cost to join the server? No, the server is free to join.
    Do I need any special mods to play on the server? Yes, you will need to download the custom modpack for Minecraft 1.19.2 provided by the server.
    Is there an age restriction to join? Yes, you must be 18+ to join the server.
    How can I refer friends to the server? You can refer friends through the server’s referral system and receive in-game rewards for every 3 referrals.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • LurkerCraft Minecraft Server

    LurkerCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 2798
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 7 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Magic Wands Crafted: 19 Alien Abductions: 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 335 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of being surrounded by silent lurkers who just watch without ever joining in on the fun? Well, do we have the server for you! Our server is so lit that even the lurkers can’t resist peeking in to see what all the hype is about. Join us and watch as the lurkers come out of hiding to finally join the party. Who knows, maybe they’ll even start posting too! Don’t miss out on the chance to witness this epic transformation – join our server now and be a part of the craziest lurker uprising in Minecraft history!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • DustSettled SMP: Minecraft Edition

    DustSettled SMP: Minecraft Edition
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    Players: 96/500 Votes: 955
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Star Shards Collected: 69
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 29 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Enchantments Applied: 124
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate battleground for the most epic Minecraft showdowns! Picture this: a group of players fighting over a single diamond block, using nothing but wooden swords and sheer determination. Who will emerge victorious? Will it be the fearless warrior who can build a house in under 5 minutes or the sneaky player who hides in a hole for hours on end? Join us and find out! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ExBaeGoneMCServ: AITA Minecraft Server

    ExBaeGoneMCServ: AITA Minecraft Server
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    Players: 107/600 Votes: 7802
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 22 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56 Void Gems Collected: 15
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Buildings Constructed: 38
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 8

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where pranks are not only allowed but encouraged! Just like James, our players are all about pulling hilarious pranks on each other. Whether it’s replacing someone’s house with a giant pink unicorn or filling their inventory with nothing but potatoes, the fun never stops!

    Join us and experience the thrill of never knowing what prank is coming your way next. Just like Blake, you might find yourself in some sticky situations, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right? And if things get too heated, don’t worry – we have a dedicated support team to mediate any disputes and make sure everyone is having a blast.

    So come on down to our server and let loose your inner prankster! Who knows, you might even find love like Blake and James did (before it all went downhill, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)! Join now and let the pranking begin!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ViagraCraft – Keeping Secrets Since 2019

    ViagraCraft – Keeping Secrets Since 2019
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 8535
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 20 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Potions Brewed: 167
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Magic Items Found: 1726
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 36 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your sex life being as dead as a creeper explosion? Join our Minecraft server and let the magic of Viagra bring your performance back to life! Just like how you can craft diamonds from coal, you can craft a steamy night with your partner using our secret potion of potency!

    One player, let’s call him Steve, was struggling with anxiety and performance issues after a tragic event. But after discovering our server and the wonders of Viagra, his sex life skyrocketed to new heights! His partner, let’s call her Alex, was left wondering what changed, and Steve just shrugged and said he was feeling better. Little did she know, he was popping those little blue pills like they were candy!

    So come join our server and experience the thrill of not only building epic structures, but also building a stronger connection with your partner. And hey, if you want to keep your Viagra use a secret, we won’t judge! Just make sure to watch out for any suspiciously strong potions in your inventory…

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  • SillySerious SMP

    SillySerious SMP
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    Players: 110/600 Votes: 3375
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 13 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 9
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and chaotic server ever! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, guarding our precious diamond stash. The only way to access it is by performing a synchronized dance with a group of chickens while reciting the entire Bee Movie script backwards. Trust us, it’s worth it.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a legendary giant chicken boss that roams the land, challenging players to a dance-off for rare loot and bragging rights. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the chicken boss will be granted the power to turn any block into a giant cake. Imagine the possibilities!

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the llamas are fancy, the chickens are fierce, and the adventures are absolutely ridiculous? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and prepare for the wackiest Minecraft experience of your life!

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  • NoMoreNaturalFunctions

    NoMoreNaturalFunctions
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    Players: 98/300 Votes: 8198
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zombie Dances: 8 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Magic Items Found: 8634 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 15 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of your body betraying you with its natural functions? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your body does exactly what you want it to do! No more sneezing, no more yawning, no more blinking – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

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